00:00 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:00 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey ohhhhhh!!!
00:01 Mertown whoa, cool. you live two states above me, which still makes you "on top of me" lmao (talkin to ash)
00:01 Ash aw crud
00:01 Mertown lol
00:02 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:02 Ash oh no
00:02 Mertown huh?
00:02 Ash my brain hurts
00:03 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey hit it a couple of times
00:03 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey it shoould work
00:03 Mertown lol, oh.
00:03 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:03 Mertown my brain has been hurting for three days
00:03 Mertown but thats cus I'm sick
00:03 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey oi
00:03 Ash lol i tried that
00:04 Ash it still hurts
00:04 Mertown lol
00:04 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey hit it with a ***ina
00:04 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:04 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey wow he left
00:04 Mertown huh? put spaces in your cuss words
00:04 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey the ruler is back!!!!
00:04 Mertown like f u c k
00:04 mY mIlKsHaKe " HATAZ ONLY SERVE TO MAKE ME GREATA."
00:04 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey f agina
00:04 Mertown oh
00:05 Ash my freakin comp froze up
00:05 Mertown sucks
00:05 Mertown like your grandma!
00:05 Mertown lol
00:05 Mertown nvm
00:05 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:05 Ash ew....
00:05 Ash crap that was a late reaction
00:06 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:06 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey cha pretty much
00:06 Mertown oh, that reminds me of what my friend said one day
00:06 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:06 GUY61 YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
00:06 Mertown ok, she throws a football at my other friend and I say, "YOU SUCK!"
00:06 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey watr?
00:06 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey wow....
00:06 Mertown and she says, "NO! I suck hard!"
00:06 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:06 Eledroc i am fine
00:06 Ash lol
00:07 Mertown yesh, good moments in life
00:07 Ash you know what really sucks
00:08 Mertown huh?
00:08 Mertown I was lookin at your profile
00:08 Ash getting hauled into the police station in your socks half asleep
00:08 Ash really?
00:08 Mertown lol, oh. and yes
00:08 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey www.myspace.com/foamy_grl
00:08 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey thats meh!!!
00:08 K Yeah, I was waiting for the rest of that sentence.
00:08 Mertown ok, one at a time, geeze
00:09 Ash dang ur old
00:09 Ash lol
00:09 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey who me?
00:09 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol, i just put that im 87
00:09 Ash yeah lol
00:09 K Just your socks?
00:09 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey cos i feel like it
00:09 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:09 Ash lol nice
00:09 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey add me
00:10 Mertown ooh? friend request? (ash)
00:10 Ash yeah
00:10 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:10 K Never been to jail, 'cuz I'm a good kid. Plus my dad was a cop.
00:10 Mertown huh? wait, what?
00:10 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey ...?
00:10 K Back in the day.
00:10 Ash hey K were u on here last night
00:10 Mertown so how old are you REWALLY coconut?
00:11 Mertown *REALLY
00:11 K Yeah, I
00:11 Ash remember me :P
00:11 Mertown huh? yesh
00:11 K 'm back. I'm a dork, what can I tell you?
00:11 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey2 im 15
00:11 K Yeah, you and Sam, sure.
00:11 Mertown ok, cool
00:11 Ash lol yay
00:11 Mertown you's only a year older than me
00:12 Ash kewl im not the only fourteen year old here
00:12 Mertown lol, yeah
00:12 Mertown I just turned fourteen
00:12 K Aargh, feeling old again!
00:12 Mertown on 6/6/07
00:12 Mertown which is a year apart from 6/6/06
00:12 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey oh
00:12 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey im not 14
00:12 Mertown awesomeness
00:12 Mertown I know
00:12 Ash lol
00:13 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey my birthday is in 2 weeks
00:13 Mertown ok, lol
00:13 Mertown happy early birthday
00:13 Ash oh ive been fourteen since groundhogs day
00:13 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey oi
00:13 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey thanks
00:13 Ash yeah happy early bday
00:13 K Coconut, I have no idea what your name means.
00:13 Ash we should sing :P
00:13 Mertown brb, gonna chck my myspace
00:13 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:13 slidesRfun hhello???
00:13 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey this guy lennon im lovers with
00:14 K It's true: Slides ARE fun.
00:14 slidesRfun i no
00:14 slidesRfun hehehe
00:14 K Oh... I guess that makes sense.
00:14 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey and we are married
00:14 Ash what?
00:14 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:14 Ash lol cool
00:14 Mertown ok, who's on myspace right now?
00:14 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey meh is
00:14 Ash im on myspace
00:14 Ash lucky you
00:14 Mertown cool, lol
00:14 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lol
00:14 slidesRfun how long does it take em 2 review ****
00:14 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey yeah i know
00:15 Ash im mad at guys in general now lol
00:15 Mertown they get to you when they get to you
00:15 K Trying to be on myspace less. It's EVIL, I tells ya!
00:15 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey see thats lennon
00:15 Mertown why?
00:15 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey say hi
00:15 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey lennon
00:15 lennon hi
00:15 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey ok
00:15 K Ash: It's okay, we're jerks, we deserve it.
00:15 Mertown ash, why?
00:15 Ash yeah
00:15 Ash cause they just suck
00:15 Mertown I don't....
00:15 K Myspace...um... controls your mind. And makes you infertile.
00:15 slidesRfun i gave my gurl a donkey punch it waz awsome
00:16 Ash damn.....
00:16 GUY61 my myspace
00:16 GUY61 http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=31050855
00:16 K I can't imagine she thought so, slides.
00:16 Ash hahaha yeah right dude
00:16 GUY61 check out my myspace
00:16 GUY61 lol
00:16 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey hey mertown
00:16 Mertown hey
00:16 Mertown what?
00:16 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey did you see lennon on here
00:16 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey ?
00:16 slidesRfun YES
00:16 Mertown yes
00:17 Ash haha my mom used to force me to watch criss angel
00:17 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey that was the reason why
00:17 Mertown criss angel is AWESOME!
00:17 Ash yeah
00:17 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey alright im outta here
00:17 coconut the vegan is lennon's wifey latersss
00:17 Ash kk
00:17 Mertown okey dokey
00:17 K That guy is scary... and dating Cameron Diaz.
00:17 Ash bye
00:17 Mertown see ya
00:17 Ash what?
00:17 slidesRfun yawn
00:17 Mertown I wanna be the next Criss Angel
00:18 Mertown but my tricks aren't THAT good
00:18 Ash my mom just watched him cause she thought he was hot
00:18 Ash lol
00:18 Mertown lol
00:18 slidesRfun i wana b the next Paris hilton
00:18 Ash which is kinda gross....
00:18 K Quarter behind the ear? you'll go far with that.
00:18 Ash ewwwww
00:18 Mertown he uses the same girl for a few tricks
00:18 Ash paris hilton is an idiot
00:18 shanaenae hello?
00:18 K Your mom likes the tattoos and long hair.
00:18 slidesRfun but ima guy =(
00:18 Mertown ok....
00:18 slidesRfun but shes rich
00:18 Ash lol
00:18 Ash no
00:18 slidesRfun and hawt
00:19 Ash ok maybe she does
00:19 Mertown I can levitate
00:19 K That's what I thought.
00:19 Ash i can blow my nose
00:19 Ash :D
00:19 Mertown total impromptu also
00:19 Mertown lol
00:19 slidesRfun i can
00:19 Ash lol
00:19 K I can sleep a really long time.
00:19 Mertown ok?
00:19 slidesRfun ugh
00:19 Ash oh me too
00:19 Ash sleep=fun
00:19 slidesRfun idk]
00:19 K sleep=MAGIC!
00:19 Mertown I can revive a dead fly
00:19 Ash what
00:19 Ash lol
00:19 KiNGJohn472 who here has a myspace
00:20 Mertown seriously
00:20 slidesRfun i can eat ice cream
00:20 Mertown I can
00:20 slidesRfun i do
00:20 Ash ohohohoho i can too
00:20 K CPR on the fly's tiny mouth?
00:20 Ash ew
00:20 Mertown I know the secret behind the coin bite
00:20 Mertown no
00:20 guest722389 HI
00:20 GUY61 kingjohn i have a myspace
00:20 Mertown I just revive it
00:20 K I have one, but barely use it and it's under a different name.
00:20 GUY61 slidesrfun whats ure myspace
00:21 guest722389 ANY BODY WANT TO TALK TO ME？
00:21 KiNGJohn472 ur fake criss angel
00:21 Mertown but magic ain't my profession right now, lol
00:21 K Hi, guest. You should pick a name.
00:21 Ash lol
00:21 Mertown I just skate
00:21 slidesRfun my my space is
00:21 slidesRfun idk
00:21 Mertown skateboard
00:21 K I know a guy in Maryland who does instructional videos on how to do magic.
00:21 KiNGJohn472 i have the best myspace
00:21 slidesRfun my first name is James
00:21 Ash my first name is bob
00:21 Ash :D
00:21 slidesRfun hol don
00:21 Mertown my first name is Merlin
00:21 K James McSliderfun?
00:22 Mertown seriously, it is
00:22 Ash lol
00:22 K Hippie parents?
00:22 Mertown thats why I'm called MERtown
00:22 KiNGJohn472 botha botha botha botha botha botha botha
00:22 guest722389 HITHERE
00:22 Lola hello
00:22 Mertown lol, look, I'm on top of Ash now------>
00:23 K Not on mine...
00:23 Ash d
00:23 Mertown lol, ok
00:23 Ash what
00:23 Ash lol
00:23 Ash ewwwwwwie
00:23 slidesRfun k my myspace is
00:23 Mertown lol
00:23 Ash yay
00:23 Mertown brb....
00:23 Ash k
00:23 slidesRfun <!>THE REAL GORILLA ZOE<!>
00:23 K Do you mean "ok" or me, "k"?
00:23 Ash ok
00:23 Ash lol
00:24 GUY61 see if you can watch this whole video
00:24 GUY61 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
00:24 k
00:24 GUY61 dont laugh either
00:24 GUY61 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
00:24 k
00:24 K It's abd sign if you have to be told NOT to laugh...
00:24 K * a bad
00:24 Mertown aww... Coconut didn't accept my request
00:25 Mertown oh well, atleast you did )ash_
00:25 Mertown *(ash)
00:25 KiNGJohn472 gayest videos ever
00:25 Ash yep
00:25 Ash :D
00:25 GUY61 ya right kingjohn you watched them all day long
00:25 K That's the spirit. John.
00:26 Hot sailor what s up
00:26 Mertown ooh! ooh! watch my video: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2020609190
00:26 KiNGJohn472 guy 61 ur gay
00:26 Hot sailor Hi lola..))
00:26 Mertown well, its not MY video, but its on MY myspace
00:27 K Hot Sailor should have been here with boyscoutleader before...
00:27 Mertown http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2020609190
00:27 Hot sailor yup yup...
00:27 Lola hi
00:27 Ash oh kk
00:28 Mertown lol, I'm just lookin through my videos on my myspace, so... yeah, lol
00:28 slidesRfun ad me
00:28 Mertown http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2027074326
00:28 KiNGJohn472 that suked ass
00:28 KiNGJohn472 dinners ****s are gay
00:28 Mertown thats ok, I only add hot girls
00:28 slidesRfun <!>THE REAL GORILLA ZOE<!>
00:28 guest814607 elow po
00:28 guest814607 anu room 2
00:28 Mertown or people I know
00:29 Mertown this is a different video:http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2027074326
00:29 Mertown http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2027074326
00:29 Ash aw crap i dont count for either of those
00:29 Mertown huh?
00:29 K Not what I heard...!
00:29 Ash i dont really know u and im not hot lol.... why did u add me again?
00:30 Mertown lol, cus you ARE hot
00:30 K Ah, she just wanted to hear it.
00:30 Ash yeah lol
00:30 Mertown lol, I bet
00:30 Mertown http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2027074326
00:31 Mertown how to eat a burrito
00:31 Mertown http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2027074326
00:31 K isn't that pretty self-explanatory?
00:31 Ash omg that seems badass
00:31 Mertown lol
00:32 KiNGJohn472 ur videos suck
00:32 K King John's picking fights.
00:32 Mertown oh oh! this isn't magic but I can twist my leg around 180 degrees
00:32 Mertown http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2027079456
00:32 Lola duh
00:32 Mertown I'm ignoring king
00:32 K I'm just sayin'.
00:33 Ash haha this is me and my little brother when i had a cold http://youtube.com/watch?v=-bfjZPhA0-Y
00:33 GUY61 merown ure videos make no since
00:33 KiNGJohn472 mertown wats ur myspace link
00:34 Hot sailor who has cocaine..
00:34 K Other sailors.
00:34 Mertown lol, nice video ash
00:34 K Your brother's hardcore.
00:34 Ash yeah lol my voice is all screwed up though cause i have a cold
00:34 Ash lol
00:34 Ash yeah the little ****
00:34 Hot sailor i need to smoke..before going to the sea...!
00:35 Mertown lol
00:35 K Bum something off your shipmates.
00:35 KiNGJohn472 Mertown wats ur myspace
00:35 Mertown oh, hey guy61, they aren't supposed to make sense
00:35 Some Guy go steinkraus on some guys
00:35 GUY61 ok
00:35 jayjo hello hi
00:36 GUY61 hi jayjo
00:36 Mertown I'm gonna make them into one giant video
00:36 Some Guy ello
00:36 jayjo howz it
00:36 K I don't know "steinkraus".
00:36 Mertown they will make sense then
00:36 GUY61 good
00:36 jayjo wikd!
00:36 Some Guy inside joke,a *** sailor who thinks hes hot ****
00:36 Ash it kicked me out....again
00:36 Mertown that sucks
00:36 K Ah! Okay.
00:36 Ash yeah
00:37 Hot sailor wanna rolling..call shiny dick..
00:37 jayjo wtf
00:37 Mertown we all skaters on my street, even the adults http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2028922061
00:37 Mertown but no adult in that vid, lol.
00:37 Ash lol cool
00:37 jayjo funy guy
00:37 KiNGJohn472 hj
00:38 guest834364 HELLO
00:38 jayjo hi
00:38 Some Guy hi
00:38 guest834364 ESEDSSSSSSEDFD
00:39 jayjo geez ppl r vry tlkative here arnt thy
00:39 Ash haha
00:39 Ash http://youtube.com/watch?v=O0-0NKZA9gI
00:39 Ash i made a vid about my cat
00:39 K We're just not that interesting.
00:39 Lola IM BORED
00:39 Ash he ran away :(
00:39 Mertown lol, ok, I'll watch it
00:39 jayjo oh wel thts lyf
00:39 Mertown I'm sorry to hear that
00:39 jayjo r u rely
00:39 Ash its really gay though
00:39 K Doesn't mean she has to be happy about it.
00:39 Ash yeah i named my cat squid
00:39 janjan ello po
00:40 janjan msta n kau lhat
00:40 K Good name for a cat.
00:40 jayjo haha id say
00:40 janjan me
00:40 Mertown dude! you used like the best song in history!
00:40 Mertown ok, gonna go watch it now
00:40 SexyMaMa69 hey everybody
00:40 janjan y
00:40 Ash i like that song too
00:40 jayjo du u
00:41 Some Guy what song
00:41 Ash i hate everything about you
00:41 Ash bad song to use for a video about squid but lol
00:41 SexyMaMa69 sombody talk to me
00:41 jayjo haha i lyk tht song
00:41 Some Guy good song, good band, fun to see live in a small place
00:41 K Okay... what's going on, um, "SexyMama"?
00:41 Ash ewww
00:42 K Which band?
00:42 jayjo sum1 wants 2 gt laid
00:42 Some Guy three days grace
00:42 K Ah.
00:42 Ash system rules!
00:42 guest269890 are ya white
00:42 K hi
00:42 K iam gay
00:42 K just thought to tell u again
00:42 jayjo haha r u white
00:42 Ash oh okay
00:42 guest269890 im looking for white people
00:42 K i like big black dicks up my *******
00:42 K bum
00:43 Ash 0_0
00:43 Ash omg
00:43 jayjo cz ur nt that weird
00:43 Ash damnit
00:43 SexyMaMa69 big black dicks ae the best
00:43 hey
00:43 K
00:43 r u really gay
00:43 Ash who has my name
00:43 jayjo r there 2 ppl calld ash
00:43 Ash crud
00:43 i see 1
00:44 Ash last night someone kept doing that to piss me off
00:44 hi my name is8 ii
00:44 Some Guy lol didnt that happen last nite
00:44 Ash yeas
00:44 Some Guy lol
00:44 jayjo du u guys come on here quite often
00:44 hi my name is8 does anyone know the meaning to ebonic
00:44 Ash iam a horny **** who likes small dicks in my ear..i call it ear sex
00:45 ¤ k
00:45 Ash aw damnit
00:45 Ash shut up
00:45 ¤ ash r u sure
00:45 ¤ that is so weird
00:45 Ash crap
00:45 Some Guy you have the worst luck ash
00:45 Ash yeah
00:45 Mertown ok, I back
00:45 Ash 0_0
00:45 jayjo haha wtf
00:45 hi my name is8 yall all gayl
00:45 Ash5 lets all b calld ash
00:45 Some Guy good call, not
00:45 Ash someone's pretending to be me again....
00:45 ¤ 0__0
00:45 Ash damnit
00:45 Mertown oh, that sucks
00:45 Ash this happened last night too
00:46 ¤ lol
00:46 Mertown sucks ass
00:46 K Same dude, maybe?
00:46 ¤ it was me
00:46 jayjo shut up
00:46 Ash ok go kill urself then
00:46 hi my name is8 and yall slurp com for breakfast
00:46 jayjo sssh
00:46 Some Guy that was your mama
00:46 K what's a slurpcom?
00:46 ??????? buy u a drank
00:46 fgh dfh
00:46 Mertown I get to skip school tomorrow!
00:46 hi my name is8 thats when you swallow
00:46 ??????? iam a buy u a drank
00:46 ??????? y u skip
00:47 Mertown cus I have bronchitis and sinusitis
00:47 jayjo im off cya
00:47 ??????? lol
00:47 Mertown I'm serious
00:47 Ash aww
00:47 Munna Bhai really
00:47 hi my name is8 i hate white people
00:47 Munna Bhai sad
00:47 Ash thats nice
00:47 K "sinusitis"?
00:47 Mertown I'm only half-white
00:47 Mertown look it up
00:47 hi my name is8 they get me ready to kill
00:47 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOGS WHEN THEY'RE WET! lol
00:47 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOGS WHEN THEY'RE WET! same
00:47 Mertown I mean look up "sinusitis"
00:47 hi my name is8 i dont give a ****
00:48 Ash im irish/souix so ha i dont count as white....that much....
00:48 Mertown lol, I'm also 2% native american
00:48 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOGS WHEN THEY'RE WET! **** white
00:48 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOGS WHEN THEY'RE WET! F U C K
00:48 Mertown and half asian
00:48 K Don't feel like hitting webmd at the moment, guess I'll just trust you.
00:48 hi my name is8 then die
00:48 guest91898 wat up beeeeeez
00:48 Ash lol
00:48 hi my name is8 my dicks hard
00:48 Ash kewll
00:48 K I saw that video, Ash. You're white.
00:48 Ash yeah... lol
00:49 Ash3 im gay
00:49 Ash oh shut up
00:49 Some Guy yep
00:49 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOGS WHEN THEY'RE WET! i kno
00:49 SexyMaMa69 who here likes ***** cuz i have one
00:49 Ash iam gay
00:49 Ash i like
00:49 Ash dicks
00:49 Ash3 we all know i lick *****
00:49 Ash ugh
00:49 Ash penisis
00:49 Mertown dude! it kicked me off!
00:49 Ash damnit
00:49 Mertown lol, anyways....
00:49 K It did that to me once already, Mer.
00:49 Ash hun if i was gay i wouldnt like dicks
00:49 Ash3 i love vagina
00:49 Ash now shut up
00:50 Ash3 and
00:50 Mertown iam gay
00:50 Ash high five
00:50 K For the record: vaginas are pretty cool.
00:50 Ash3 me too
00:50 Mertown good for you
00:50 Mertown i like gay sex
00:50 Mertown dumbass
00:50 Ash im straight.... leave me aloneeee
00:50 Some Guy i second that opinion K
00:50 mertown i love penis
00:50 K See? We're all united under a common belief.
00:50 K What a great world.
00:50 Mertown[real] I changed my sn now, yay!
00:50 mertown my dick
00:50 Ash lol
00:50 mertown keep us strong
00:51 Some Guy now if gas could just go bakc to $1.25 the world would be fine
00:51 mertown poser ;o
00:51 mertown poser who wants to ****
00:51 K I can't even remember when gas was that cheap.
00:51 Some Guy lol about 5 or 6 years ago
00:51 mertown poser im going insane
00:51 K poser, meet sexymama. sexymama, meet poser.
00:51 Mertown[real] I wonder if bronchitis has anything to do with the bronchiasaur
00:52 mertown poser yes
00:52 Some Guy good question
00:52 mertown poser a lickalotapuss
00:52 Mertown[real] lmao
00:52 K Okay, now I KNOW that's not a word.
00:52 Mertown[real] yes it is!
00:52 Mertown[real] lol
00:52 Ash lol
00:52 mertown poser lol
00:52 Mertown[real] even I know that!
00:52 Some Guy lol
00:52 mertown poser me too
00:53 mertown poser who wants to ****
00:53 MeRtOwN[real] ...
00:53 mertown poser noooooooo
00:53 ninja me!
00:53 K Ash: Talked to my friend in Seattle, and she said the EMP kinda sucked.
00:53 mertown poser hiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaa
00:53 SexyMaMa69 talk to me ppl
00:53 mertown poser lol
00:54 Ash hell if u stay in the jam rooms all day with a drummer its fun
00:54 mertown poser you aint sexy
00:54 Some Guy lol good avice ash
00:54 K We'll talk to you as long as you don't ask us to **** you.
00:54 mertown poser llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:54 mertown poser lllllllllllllllllll
00:54 mertown poser lllllllllllllllllllll
00:54 mertown poser llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:54 mertown poser lllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:54 mertown poser lllll
00:54 mertown poser l
00:54 Ash yeah me and gracie learned that we arent supposed to play solos at the same time
00:54 mertown poser my ***** rate
00:54 K I'll see if I can get her to take me, maybe. I'm only there a couple days.
00:55 K Aren't you a musician?
00:55 MeRtOwN[real] //////////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
00:55 MeRtOwN[real] http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2028922061
00:55 MeRtOwN[real] dude...
00:55 Ash i play guitar
00:55 MeRtOwN[real] whoops
00:55 Ash gracie is a drummer
00:55 MeRtOwN[real] oh, I can change my sn back! yay!
00:55 Ash drum solo and guitar solo.... dont mix well
00:55 K Look! I can retain information!
00:56 Ash yay
00:56 Mertown yay
00:56 K Ah... sound musical advice.
00:56 janjan ello
00:56 Ash yeah lol
00:56 Mertown I can retain water? wtf?
00:56 Mertown lol
00:56 Ash lol
00:56 janjan gago
00:56 janjan ash
00:57 K What's up with janjan?
00:57 Mertown it's takin on water!
00:57 Mertown ???
00:57 Mertown lol
00:57 K Muh?
00:57 Ash what?
00:57 K (Exactly).
00:57 Mertown yesh
00:58 Ash lol
00:58 Mertown ------> ()
00:58 Mertown ???
00:58 Mertown lol
00:58 Mertown idk
00:58 K Don't... understand... anything...
00:58 guest678358 hello
00:58 Some Guy none of it
00:59 K Hi, guest. Pick a name.
00:59 Some Guy any name will do
00:59 Ash nuh uh
00:59 Boo12343 hello
00:59 Some Guy turd furguson, ash, any name
00:59 K Try to pick something without the words "Ash" or "Mertown" in them. Those are overused.
00:59 guest678358 hello 43
01:00 Mertown an e rection lasting for more than two days totally means YOU ARE *****ED UP!
01:00 Mertown lmao, nice K, very nice
01:00 Boo12343 what r we all talking about?
01:00 Ash back
01:00 Mertown poopy
01:00 Mertown lol
01:00 guest594368 hello
01:00 Ash the computer is mad at me :(
01:00 Some Guy too many of you
01:00 K The usual all-over-the-place conversation.
01:01 Boo12343 ahhhhhhh....ok
01:01 K too many of us what?
01:01 Mertown I'm not mad at you so maybe that cancels out the madness?
01:01 Mertown lmao
01:01 Ash lol
01:01 lovey bye
01:01 guest678358 hey mertown do you see my mumber?
01:01 guest678358 bye lovey
01:01 Mertown huh? why
01:01 K bye, lovey
01:02 janjan :{{
01:02 lovey see u
01:02 guest678358 iwhy i don't know if see my nimbre here
01:02 Mertown oh, weird
01:02 Mertown MAMMARIES!
01:02 Mertown wtf?!
01:02 Mertown lol
01:03 guest678358 really mertown
01:03 Mertown hey, if they make guys turn their head and cough, what do they do to girls?
01:03 K worse things.
01:03 doc-fist crazy
01:03 Ash what?
01:03 Some Guy nuthin
01:04 K Among the many reasons I'm glad I'm a guy.
01:04 Ash what are you guys talking about
01:04 K Nothing we do in a doctor's office involves stirrups.
01:04 guest678358 i am new in this room
01:04 Mertown nothin....
01:04 doc-fist rubbish
01:04 guest678358 and i don't know used
01:04 K It's true: rubbish.
01:04 Ash what?
01:04 doc-fist yeah
01:04 Ash 0_0
01:05 guest678358 ash (o_0)
01:05 Mertown I once found a used condom in the gutter
01:05 doc-fist 0))
01:05 Mertown it was yellow
01:05 Ash yeah whatever lol
01:05 Ash ew
01:05 Mertown lmao
01:06 guest678358 ash do you like the fisht¿?
01:06 Mertown I didn't touch it
01:06 Ash what?
01:06 Ash oh god id hope not
01:06 Mertown lol
01:06 guest678358 do you like fish?
01:06 K My friends and I made a low-budget movie, and the alley behind the set we rented had used condoms everywhere, because in that neighborhood all the prostitutes would take their guys there.
01:06 guest678358 i have a fish for you ash
01:06 K (Okay, it's not a good story).
01:06 Some Guy cool, or gross
01:06 guest678358 <o))))))><
01:07 K "Gross"
01:07 guest678358 do you like my fish?
01:07 Mertown one girl at my school once dumped her tampon on the floor in front of me
01:07 K That's the word.
01:07 Mertown dumped=dropped
01:07 K On purpose?
01:07 Mertown yeah
01:07 doc-fist stupid
01:07 Mertown but it was when I was with all my buddies
01:08 Ash ugh tampons suck
01:08 GUY61 which girl was sexy mama
01:08 K She's still here.
01:08 doc-fist your mum
01:08 Some Guy a pimp comes to the fireworks place in town with some hoes and buys a couple grand in fireworks to sell on the streets, and trys sellin the hoes while hes in the parking lot
01:08 guest678358 doc where are you from?
01:08 guest678358 i am from usa
01:08 K Is that the set-up to a joke?
01:08 Mertown and my friend got his hat knocked off and there was a condom in it
01:08 K UK, apparently.
01:08 Some Guy nope, true story
01:08 Mertown (un-used)
01:08 guest678358 my name is walther
01:09 doc-fist robert
01:09 K well, I'd have more questions if it were used.
01:09 Some Guy eww
01:09 Ash oh eww
01:09 Mertown lol
01:10 doc-fist lol
01:10 guest678358 hey guy why ignore to me ?
01:10 K Who would win in a fight, Some Guy or Guy61?
01:10 doc-fist you are stupid thing
01:11 Mertown hey, I have my own gap (its named after me)
01:11 Some Guy Some guy, guy61 isnt talkin...
01:11 Mertown lol
01:11 doc-fist lol
01:11 guest678358 everybody
01:11 Some Guy what?
01:11 guest678358 noting
01:12 K Lost track again...
01:12 guest678358 all ignore me why?
01:12 Some Guy cuz you didnt ask anything
01:12 doc-fist you are rubbish
01:12 Some Guy preposterous
01:12 Mertown ...?
01:12 Mertown I lost the convo
01:12 doc-fist ???
01:12 K Me, too.
01:12 Mertown conversation, duh!
01:12 Ash it kicked me again
01:12 Mertown lol
01:13 K who's on first?
01:13 doc-fist do again
01:13 guest678358 i ask all where are you from
01:13 Some Guy usa
01:13 guest678358 and i don't have reply
01:13 Mertown I'm from California
01:13 K Didn't see that.
01:13 doc-fist guernsey
01:13 Ash washington
01:13 Mertown I've lived in Cali all my life
01:13 guest678358 ok i ' m from new yor city
01:13 Some Guy wheres quernsey?
01:13 K Most of the stuff I say goes unreplied. Sometimes Ash or someone will pity me.
01:13 LOL pasherme
01:13 Mertown lol
01:13 Ash what
01:14 K Midwest.
01:14 LOL pasherme
01:14 Some Guy STL
01:14 guest678358 thanks everybosy
01:14 LOL ATK
01:14 LOL ATL
01:14 doc-fist between france and england
01:14 Ash crap ur still ontop of me
01:14 Some Guy oh
01:14 K The chunnel?
01:14 doc-fist channel
01:14 Mertown go to mapquest and look for directions on how to go from NY, NY to Paris, France
01:15 K It tells you to swim.
01:15 Mertown it says to SWIM around 2,000 miles
01:15 Ash i know lol
01:15 Mertown lol
01:15 Some Guy lol
01:15 K It's anti-smartass sofware.
01:15 Mertown s e x
01:15 doc-fist lol
01:15 Ash lol
01:15 Mertown s e x
01:15 Mertown s e x
01:15 Mertown s e x
01:15 Mertown yay!
01:15 doc-fist ****?
01:15 Hot sailor My anus watches u
01:15 Ash ew
01:15 Mertown ...?
01:15 K I don't think that's true.
01:15 doc-fist rubbish
01:16 Mertown Ash
01:16 Mertown Mertown
01:16 guest678358 mertown this chat room is of sex?
01:16 doc-fist kids
01:16 Ash hm
01:16 Mertown yesh
01:16 K No, it's not.
01:16 Mertown nothing, just makin sure you were on top of me, lol
01:16 Ash lol
01:16 K It's for discussing urban diction.
01:16 Ash yay im on top!!
01:16 guest678358 it's not , is't yes
01:16 Mertown lol
01:16 guest678358 what is please?
01:16 doc-fist you sperm other with rubbish
01:16 Some Guy canadian bear trap, funny yet painful
01:17 K I don't know, what IS please?
01:17 Ash yay canadia
01:17 Some Guy lol
01:17 doc-fist brown sugar
01:17 K I'll be in Canada in a couple weeks.
01:17 Mertown I'm gonna make a country and my flag will be of s e x! lol, jk
01:17 Some Guy what for?
01:17 Ash take me with you
01:17 Ash lol
01:17 Mertown I'll go if Ash goes
01:17 Mertown lol
01:17 K My friend's graduating from film school in Vancouver.
01:17 Ash lol yay
01:18 Some Guy very nice
01:18 guest678358 k are you from canada?
01:18 K Yeah, come with. You can hang out with me and friend Laura in Seattle.
01:18 K No, Milwaukee.
01:18 Mertown guess how they came up with the name "Canada"
01:18 Some Guy how?
01:18 Hot sailor Take my grandma to canada..She never been before..And after it..if we don t find any girls we can **** granny
01:18 guest678358 where live you toronto?
01:18 Ash i allready know that joke but i'll pretend i dont lol
01:18 K Linguistic breakdown?
01:18 Mertown C, eh, N, eh, D, eh
01:19 Mertown thats the short version, lol
01:19 Some Guy lol
01:19 Ash lol
01:19 K If granny can pay for gas, that's fine.
01:19 Some Guy lol
01:19 Ash take me with you lol
01:19 SexyMaMa69 hey hey hey hey hey
01:19 Ash pleaase
01:19 Mertown actually, I don't think I can go
01:19 K You're too young to drive.
01:19 Hot sailor granny can suck..i think it s enough
01:19 Mertown maybe next time? lol
01:19 doc-fist if you...
01:19 Mertown when I'm now broke
01:19 Mertown not*
01:20 K Sucking doesn't put gas in the rental car, sailor.
01:20 Ash yeah....
01:20 Some Guy make sure to take proof of id, or they get really bi tchy and yell at you and search the car
01:20 doc-fist suck...
01:20 Mertown I have an ID!
01:20 K I'm on it. Passport and everything.
01:20 Ash school ids dont count lol
01:20 Hot sailor ok...what about taking my grandfa with us..
01:20 Mertown not that kind of ID
01:20 Some Guy nice, i just have licenses
01:20 Ash lol
01:20 K Same deal for gramps.
01:20 Mertown I have a military ID
01:20 Ash what?
01:21 Mertown my dad used to be in the navy
01:21 K I'll be waving an American flag the whole time they look at my ID.
01:21 K Military brat?
01:21 Ash lol
01:21 Mertown so I got a military ID
01:21 Some Guy how old is mertown?
01:21 Ash hey
01:21 Mertown 14
01:21 Ash be nice
01:21 Some Guy yikes
01:21 Ash what
01:21 Some Guy youngins
01:21 Ash im fourteen too
01:21 K who nice?
01:21 Hot sailor i like kids who s 14
01:21 Ash i dont know lol i got lost
01:21 Some Guy ***** off sailor
01:21 Hot sailor they got a tender ass
01:21 Mertown another reason I ain't given out my myspace
01:21 Ash ew
01:22 Some Guy see you on dateline with chris hansen lol
01:22 Ash but u added me :D
01:22 Mertown lol, yeah, cus you cool
01:22 K "Some Guy" is a narc!
01:22 Ash woot
01:22 Some Guy lol
01:22 Ash what?
01:23 Some Guy its a funny show
01:23 Mertown lopdsfjlz
01:23 Mertown JFK!
01:23 K Not if your on it, I'm sure.
01:23 Ash hmm
01:23 K *you're
01:23 Ash lol
01:23 Ash nice
01:23 Some Guy shouldnt be, i dont work for nbc
01:23 Ash ...
01:23 Ash ur gonna have to explain that one again
01:23 Mertown its like 1:30 here
01:23 K Whatever, narc!
01:24 Ash yeah it is
01:24 Ash oh crap it is
01:24 Mertown lol
01:24 K much later here.
01:24 Some Guy yep, 3:30
01:24 Ash damn i have to go to bed soon
01:24 Mertown aww
01:24 Mertown atleast I got your myspace
01:24 Mertown lol yay
01:24 Ash lol
01:24 K Are you out of school for the year?
01:24 Mertown me? or ash?
01:24 Ash i get out of school on thursday
01:25 Ash when do u get out
01:25 Hot sailor hey...what do u think guys about rubber ducks
01:25 Mertown I get to ditch yesterday, today, and friday
01:25 K Your mom doesn't care that your up this late talking to really cool people on a school night?
01:25 Mertown so I'll get out on thursday
01:25 K No exams, mer?
01:25 Ash ......shes asleep
01:25 Some Guy are you in summer school?
01:25 Ash lol
01:25 Ash oh cool
01:25 Mertown I'm sick
01:25 Ash aww
01:25 Mertown so no school for me
01:25 Ash *hugs*
01:25 Mertown lol, thanks
01:25 K Right... bronchiosaurus.
01:25 Ash lol
01:25 Mertown lol
01:26 Mertown eeewww... lugey
01:26 Some Guy massive dinosaur, great bbig neck
01:26 Ash lol eww
01:26 Mertown DEEP THROAT!
01:26 Mertown lmao
01:26 K brachiosaur, yes.
01:26 Some Guy cretaceous period, stood 40-60 feet
01:26 Some Guy lol idk
01:26 Ash lol
01:27 Mertown ok, enough, I ain't ditchin school just to listen to this
01:27 K I was just gonna accept that.
01:27 Mertown lol
01:27 K You can learn one fact in two hours, mer.
01:27 Mertown ok?
01:27 Mertown I also have insomnia so stayin up late is no problem
01:28 Ash i dont go to sleep til like 3
01:28 K Same here, but I'm still kinda pushing it.
01:28 Ash what time is it
01:28 Some Guy cool, i just went to college and dont know how to go to bed
01:28 Ash lol
01:28 Mertown I usually sleep about now, but I don't wake until like 3:00 p.m.
01:28 Ash lol yeah me too
01:28 Mertown 1:35
01:28 K Wow. That's especially lazy.
01:29 Some Guy ive got class at 8am
01:29 Ash yeah my mom hates it
01:29 Ash lol
01:29 Mertown ok, I lost the convo again
01:29 K It's cuz you're so sleepy.
01:29 guest536151 hello peeps
01:29 Ash i changed my lights so that when she comes to wake me up in the morning she cant see me
01:29 Mertown get me my bong and all will be better, lol, jk.
01:29 Ash lol
01:30 Hot sailor i shave my ***** everyday
01:30 Ash *blacklight* yay
01:30 Mertown I want a blacklight
01:30 guest536151 whats up
01:30 Ash shes pissed cause im burning incense too
01:30 Mertown they are soo cool
01:30 Mertown lol, awesome!
01:30 guest536151 what is a backlight
01:30 K Blacklight? Incense? Covering something up?
01:30 Ash she thinks i smoke pot
01:30 Mertown my parents don't care if we burn insense
01:30 Hot sailor Who wants to go to NY on holiday
01:30 Mertown lmao
01:30 Ash lucky you lol
01:30 K I'd think that, too.
01:30 Ash no i dont
01:31 guest536151 can i *** sailor
01:31 Mertown I want a lava lamp
01:31 Some Guy i want a 4 foot one!
01:31 Mertown yeah, cus yours is 4 millimeters
01:31 Mertown not even
01:31 Mertown lol
01:31 K <---- not a stoner
01:31 Some Guy i dont even have one
01:31 Some Guy so ha
01:32 Mertown <-------stoned on life (like elvis)
01:32 Some Guy never somked anything
01:32 Ash i had the worst hangover on friday morning :(
01:32 Mertown you drank?
01:32 Ash yeah im an idiot
01:32 Ash my friend came over
01:32 Mertown yeah, you are, lol, jk.
01:32 Hot sailor I lost my dildo..HAs anybody seen it
01:32 Ash blew smoke in my face
01:32 guest567445 HI EVERYONE!
01:32 Ash and drank wine
01:33 K You have issues, Ash.
01:33 Ash friggin jessica
01:33 Mertown wow......
01:33 Ash no i dont
01:33 Ash jessie does
01:33 guest678358 hello 4453
01:33 Ash lol
01:33 guest567445 WWWADsasdasdfgvbfyfatgfyuhgckyujqha ckfdj hasdg cfnxkhjcq gjkher aghjkczgyuczdjghd fgahjgcfzHcf zsdghjchas
01:33 guest567445 sry wrong chat
01:33 Mertown all my friends smoke and s h i t but I don't
01:33 Ash im trying to stay away from that kind of stuff
01:33 K Keep it up.
01:33 guest678358 smoke is very bad
01:33 Ash yeah
01:33 Ash it just gives you cancer
