urbandictionary’s Chat Logs

June 10th, 2007 View June’s Logs

22:06 ~adam~ its being fine for mew

22:06 ~adam~ me*

22:06 ~adam~ so what type of music do you guys like?

22:06 ImSoHORNY! rap

22:06 jesse32693 i like verything

22:07 aklmfreak techno

22:07 LOL hey jesse

22:07 jesse32693 but right now im listening to fob

22:07 ~adam~ i like everything too

22:07 LOL i dont know whats bigger, your belly or your forehead

22:07 LOL LOL

22:07 ~adam~ whos?

22:07 ImSoHORNY! thats messed up

22:07 jesse32693 my belly

22:07 LOL sorry couldnt tell

22:07 LOL lol

22:07 ~adam~ man dont be an asswhole

22:07 ~adam~ ********

22:07 ImSoHORNY! thats ****ing rude

22:08 jesse32693 ur only problem is u cant see my stoach in my picture

22:08 sum1_4rmda2o9_aka_toddler hello

22:08 jesse32693 only my face and boobs

22:08 ~adam~ i mostly like rock, and thrash rock

22:08 LOL well its obvious because you are fat

22:08 jesse32693 it is?

22:08 jesse32693 how?

22:08 ~adam~ wtf is your problem?

22:08 LOL because you are fat.

22:08 aklmfreak dont listen jesse

22:09 ImSoHORNY! whos fat?

22:09 jesse32693 not really im not skinny but im not fat

22:09 jesse32693 isk

22:09 jesse32693 maybe i am

22:09 ~adam~ your not fat

22:09 - SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SCHWA

22:09 sum1_4rmda2o9_aka_toddler i'm phat

22:09 aklmfreak SHFIFTY FIVE

22:09 - thats what you rmom said last night

22:09 LOL congrats.

22:09 jesse32693 i kinda am though

22:09 sum1_4rmda2o9_aka_toddler j/p

22:09 jesse32693 not to much

22:09 LOL first step to a working diet is admitting you're fat

22:09 aklmfreak im fat at 140lb

22:09 ~adam~ besides, i think girls who are like "one cigarette away from death" skinny are ugly

22:10 - haha

22:10 - like kate moss?

22:10 jesse32693 lol

22:10 ImSoHORNY! lol

22:10 jesse32693 that is funny

22:10 LOL im fat too so

22:10 LOL lol

22:10 - actually

22:10 - shes not one ciagrette away

22:10 aklmfreak looks like u could put ur arm around em and break em in half

22:10 - shes a crack rock away

22:10 - rofl

22:10 ~adam~ lol

22:10 ImSoHORNY! your a ***

22:10 ~adam~ bow thats funny

22:10 ~adam~ now*

22:10 jesse32693 im lost

22:10 sum1_4rmda2o9_aka_toddler where r the otha pple at

22:11 - thanks captain obvious

22:11 LOL i know some fat crackheads

22:11 ImSoHORNY! you

22:11 - yeah well

22:11 ~adam~ i love this show

22:11 owensy!! lol

22:11 - theyre probably butterheads too

22:11 sum1_4rmda2o9_aka_toddler u guys sukk

22:11 - they probably smoke crack and eat butter

22:11 LOL lol

22:11 LOL like Big Pun

22:11 - rorfl

22:11 jesse32693 hmmmm

22:11 jesse32693 me soo bored

22:11 - me so horny

22:11 - me love you long time

22:11 - me sucky sucky

22:12 - sucky sucky five dolla

22:12 ~adam~ oh i have the best one

22:12 aklmfreak not worth it >_>

22:12 Shelby im bored

22:12 aklmfreak lol

22:12 aklmfreak thats why we're all here

22:12 ~adam~ i **** for a buck... do something strange for a piece or change, and holla fo a dolla

22:12 Shelby lmao

22:12 - WHO SAID THAT

22:12 - WHO THE FU*CK SAID THAT

22:13 aklmfreak said what?

22:13 sarahdipity hello!

22:13 - WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE *****?

22:13 Shelby your gay

22:13 - SIR, NO SIR!

22:13 - I BET IT WAS YOU YOU LOOK LIKE A *****ING WORM!

22:13 sarahdipity anyone ever met a celeb?

22:13 Shelby yes

22:13 Shelby i have

22:13 aklmfreak no

22:13 sarahdipity who?

22:13 - my sort of freidn met cee-lo

22:13 Shelby dylan and cole sprouse

22:13 LOL sarah

22:13 sarahdipity yes?

22:13 LOL have you met orlando bloom?

22:13 - shes slept with him

22:14 aklmfreak holy crap

22:14 LOL LOL

22:14 - :B

22:14 sarahdipity yes.. i ahve actually! who told you?

22:14 aklmfreak doing even get started on orlando bloom

22:14 - i saw

22:14 sarahdipity lol! hahah

22:14 - i was recording it

22:14 LOL i was right next to you

22:14 - im going to post it on the internet tomorrow

22:14 aklmfreak i get so sick of hearing about orlando bloom

22:14 aklmfreak bye

22:14 sarahdipity why?

22:14 Shelby i love johnny depp

22:14 - because orlando bloom raped his girlfriend

22:14 sarahdipity post what on the internet?

22:14 LOL sarah does too

22:14 - your sex tape, sarah

22:14 >>Anonymous<< wow

22:14 >>Anonymous<< wtf kinda conversation is this

22:14 - your mom

22:14 >>Anonymous<< <_<

22:14 sarahdipity uhhh. no. he is nice but wouldnyt go that far.

22:14 - shut up

22:14 ~adam~ lol

22:14 LOL LOL

22:15 jesse32693 he did?

22:15 >>Anonymous<< wow..

22:15 f u c k what the f u c k is up

22:15 mY MiLkShAkE A very stupid one

22:15 Shelby nothing

22:15 >>Anonymous<< dont know what to say about that one

22:15 - DAMN IT THESE FISHSTICKS ARE HARD AS TITS!

22:15 sarahdipity wait.. post what on the internet?

22:15 - your sex tape

22:15 ~adam~ i love this banf

22:15 Shelby have any of you been to a rave??

22:15 ~adam~ band*

22:15 - no

22:15 ~adam~ i have

22:15 - i dont plan on going to one

22:15 - theyre too noisy

22:15 - wayyy too noisy

22:15 sarahdipity uhh. i dont have one. i hate people who do that... it disgusting

22:15 Shelby is it fun?

22:15 ~adam~ raves are fun

22:15 mY MiLkShAkÉ hey guys

22:15 Shelby lol

22:15 Shelby i wanna go

22:15 - BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

22:15 Josh_D i went to a rise against show

22:16 mY MiLkShAkE Some people just keep using the same old recycled lines.

22:16 - i went to your mom's show

22:16 sarahdipity wait wait wait. how do you know i met orlando bloom?

22:16 - ooh.

22:16 f u c k i went to a donkey show

22:16 - because i saw you

22:16 - duh

22:16 sarahdipity saw mw where?

22:16 Shelby i went to yo dadys show

22:16 - i went to a donkey show and i got anally sodomized

22:16 sarahdipity *me

22:16 - by the manager

22:16 guest336040 what does the term "diamonds lookin bog" mean??

22:16 sarahdipity no clue

22:16 - i saw you at hollywood sarah

22:16 sarahdipity where did you see me?

22:16 LOL i saw you sarah

22:17 mY MiLkShAkE about anything

22:17 - um

22:17 guest336040 anyone else know

22:17 LOL i was right next to you

22:17 - near orlando bloom

22:17 guest336040 it's a new york term

22:17 sarahdipity Where?

22:17 LOL yeah we were there

22:17 - yep

22:17 LOL you know where

22:17 sarahdipity next to me where

22:17 sarahdipity ???????????

22:17 - i was the one who grabbed your ass

22:17 - remember?

22:17 sarahdipity ew. you guys are sick!

22:17 mY MiLkShAkE in hoe's are us

22:17 LOL you no ask dumb questions

22:17 - i did!

22:17 - you don't remember that?

22:17 - then LOL groped you

22:17 LOL LOL

22:17 sarahdipity no. what the hell! where did you see me? how do you know i met him?

22:18 - WE WERE THERE

22:18 LOL because we were THERE

22:18 LOL LOL!!

22:18 - HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU

22:18 sarahdipity WHERE?

22:18 ~adam~ im like 7-11, every one gets a slurp

22:18 - NEAR YOU

22:18 LOL hahaha

22:18 LOL muahahahahahahaha

22:18 - we were right next to you

22:18 - goddamn!

22:18 sarahdipity where near me? where were we?

22:18 sarahdipity what the hell?

22:18 - i dont remember but all i remember was orlando bloom was there

22:18 sarahdipity who is this.

22:18 LOL dont ask questions that you already know the answer to

22:18 sarahdipity do i know you?

22:18 - and you were trying to meet him

22:18 - so we groped you

22:18 - it was fun

22:18 mY MiLkShAkE sarahdipity..... STFU!!!!!

22:18 ~adam~ guess what ppl?

22:18 sarahdipity NO!

22:18 LOL what?

22:18 - guess what adam

22:19 - nobody cares!

22:19 LOL LOL

22:19 sarahdipity you guys are so lying

22:19 - nuh uh

22:19 mY MiLkShAkÉ i want some dick

22:19 sarahdipity ok... where do i live then?

22:19 mY MiLkShAkE Exactly.... Nobody cares bytche

22:19 LOL wtf theres two?

22:19 ~adam~ im like a gas tank, im always ready to pump

22:19 - your moms like a shotgun, two ****s and she blows

22:19 sarahdipity perv

22:20 mY MiLkShAkÉ i like pervs

22:20 LOL eww

22:20 - thats what your mom said last night

22:20 - how do you like my balls in your face?

22:20 Josh_D your moms like a brick wall: flat on both sides and laid by mexicans

22:20 f u c k im like a tree....dont know how but i like to f u c k

22:20 jesse32693 y yall talking bout moms?

22:20 LOL mexicans arent known for brick walls dumbass

22:20 LOL LOL

22:20 - thats what your mom said last night

22:20 - but mexicans lay bricks

22:20 - no

22:20 - its bricks because

22:21 - flat, dirty, and gets laid by mexicans

22:21 LOL lol

22:21 ~adam~ okay dont even bring ****ing ethnics into this

22:21 f u c k hahaha

22:21 - your mom's like paris hilton she's a w hore

22:21 sarahdipity i hate her

22:21 Josh_D u killed it

22:21 LOL your mom IS paris hilton

22:21 sarahdipity she is going to jail. she is there rihgt now

22:21 - your mom's like josh she's gay

22:21 LOL LOL

22:21 ~adam~ what did she go to jail for

22:21 ~adam~ i missed it

22:21 - for anally raping michael jackson

22:21 LOL DUI

22:22 sarahdipity drunk driving

22:22 - but michael jackson didnt want to press charges

22:22 ~adam~ nice

22:22 - since he likes it

22:22 LOL michael jackson WAS the man

22:22 sarahdipity i met her once.

22:22 LOL when he was black

22:22 - when pigs could fly

22:22 ~adam~ i thought michael jaskson like kids, not blonde slouts

22:22 LOL he killed his career. that stupid****

22:22 - no

22:22 ~adam~ ****s*

22:22 - paris hilton likes him

22:22 sarahdipity it was at her perfume line opening

22:22 - dee dee dee

22:22 ~adam~ nice

22:22 ~adam~ lol

22:22 LOL hey sarah

22:23 sarahdipity hello

22:23 LOL i see you

22:23 sarahdipity what?

22:23 ~adam~ you can stand under my unbrella

22:23 LOL i see you sarah

22:23 sarahdipity ok... where am i?

22:23 LOL you're at your computer?

22:23 sarahdipity yes at a computer but what city?

22:23 LOL you know what city

22:24 LOL and you know that i know

22:24 sarahdipity no, really. blow your cover and tell me

22:24 LOL you know

22:24 sarahdipity shut-up. freak.

22:24 LOL orlando bloom will never like you

22:24 LOL give up your dreams

22:24 LOL LOL

22:24 sarahdipity i have met him once. and i dont think he is really that vute.

22:25 sarahdipity *cute

22:25 benji sup

22:25 - sarah i met you once

22:25 - i dont think your boobs are really that real

22:25 sarahdipity OMG! no you didnt

22:25 LOL LOL

22:25 LOL the right boob is a little off

22:25 - yes i did

22:25 - yeah

22:25 - it kinda squished

22:25 sarahdipity shuddup! they are all natural

22:25 - prove it.

22:25 benji let me see

22:25 sarahdipity ew. perv

22:26 - see the right one is a little off

22:26 sarahdipity pervS

22:26 katiee k,im out.

22:26 LOL how much did you pay for it?

22:26 katiee bye

22:26 - bye

22:26 - dont miss me too much katiee

22:26 Log Spoon fut the wuch is this

22:26 sarahdipity um... my boobs are the same size

22:26 Log Spoon =O

22:26 katiee haha i wont

22:26 - no the right one is a little lopsided

22:26 LOL no they are not

22:26 sarahdipity nope

22:26 LOL i am viewing them right now

22:26 sarahdipity all reall

22:26 - no

22:26 sarahdipity and the same size

22:27 - IMPLANTS! IMPLANT ALERT!

22:27 - the right one is lopsided

22:27 mY MiLkShAkE Will someone please gag this bytche with their ****?

22:27 sarahdipity you guys are such pervs!!!!!!!!!!! how old are you

22:27 benji freak a leak

22:27 - im 69.

22:27 benji 16

22:27 - i'll be 70 next year.

22:27 sarahdipity im 13

22:27 - benji nobody asked you.

22:27 sarahdipity PERVS!

22:27 LOL im 9

22:27 sarahdipity ew

22:27 - yes, LOL is my grandson

22:28 - isnt that ight

22:28 - right

22:28 LOL what? no you killed it man

22:28 sarahdipity ew

22:28 benji ok

22:28 benji ok

22:28 sarahdipity ew

22:28 - benji stfu

22:28 - nobody likes you

22:28 sarahdipity i do!

22:28 LOL LOL

22:28 - she's lying

22:28 LOL what a *****

22:28 LOL lol

22:28 sarahdipity he is the only one who hasnt talked about my boobs or groping my ass

22:28 benji you can suck my balls

22:28 LOL LOL

22:28 - benji nobody wants to hear about your nonexistant *********

22:28 sarahdipity where do you all live?

22:29 LOL what boobs? what ass?

22:29 benji **** you

22:29 - if you have balls then paris hilton is a role model.

22:29 LOL you havent even entered puberty yet

22:29 Log Spoon I live in kentucky, where the chicken is the best, because we rape them before we cook them

22:29 LOL 13?

22:29 LOL what are u talking about "ass" and "boobs"

22:29 Log Spoon talk about stuffed chicken

22:29 LOL LOL

22:29 - i live in baghdad

22:29 pmz Helloo

22:29 - baghdad represent!

22:29 Log Spoon chickens don't have boobs

22:29 - B-TOWN!

22:29 Log Spoon I know

22:29 - yes they do

22:29 - they have pecs

22:29 Log Spoon I tried to grope some chicken boobs one day, but they really don't

22:29 pmz what da hella r u guys talking bout stupid ****

22:29 LOL hey i live in boston

22:30 LOL B-TOWN

22:30 - no

22:30 Log Spoon poshli naxyj

22:30 - WE LIVE IN BAGHDAD STUPID GRANDSON

22:30 LOL wow thats ad

22:30 Log Spoon I'm going to shoot you in the FACE

22:30 LOL sad*

22:30 - stop thinking of those americans.

22:30 sarahdipity i live in long beach, but im moving to new york for a little then london

22:30 - i live in long dick

22:30 - then im noving ot new pork and then condom

22:30 LOL london is alright

22:30 Log Spoon I want to go to ^^ 's house and kill her or him

22:30 - i live in long dick, but im moving to jew pork for a little then condom

22:31 LOL where in new york?

22:31 LOL nyc?

22:31 tbs_13_crips4 hi

22:31 - my friends moving to albany next year

22:31 Log Spoon I live in a cave

22:31 - well this summer

22:31 LOL lol

22:31 - i live in kabul

22:31 Log Spoon It's so dark and wet

22:31 - yeah

22:31 Log Spoon There is a rat, I named him Jim

22:31 - thats what i told your mom last night

22:31 Log Spoon He lives with me

22:31 - do you sleep with him

22:31 Log Spoon We sleep together

22:31 Log Spoon yes

22:31 - ooh yeah

22:31 - thats kinky

22:31 - rat sex

22:31 Log Spoon Wait!

22:31 sarahdipity greenwich village

22:32 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvKy5oIAwoo

22:32 mY MiLkShAkE Dayum there are some really stupid people in here.

22:32 - watch it

22:32 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvKy5oIAwoo

22:32 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvKy5oIAwooespecially you, log spoon

22:32 K I just logged on and am instantly confused.

22:32 suppeople sup!

22:32 Log Spoon No stupid ppl, just spammers

22:32 pmz i knowk,defenitlly..MILKSHAKE

22:32 mY MiLkShAkE one in the same

22:32 LOL damn i need some more bud

22:33 sarahdipity im bored

22:33 pmz me too

22:33 suppeople r any of u still virgins

22:33 K How else will I find Nigerians wanting to give me money?!

22:33 Log Spoon I hate spam!

22:33 sarahdipity nope

22:33 - yes you are.

22:33 - sarah's not a virgin?

22:33 - you're 13 for christs sake

22:33 - s l u t

22:33 LOL LOl

22:33 pmz sad

22:33 LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!

22:33 LOL hey "-"

22:33 LOL LOL!

22:34 suppeople whos 13??

22:34 - sarahdickity

22:34 Log Spoon One sec

22:34 - log spoon watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvKy5oIAwoo

22:34 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqsrq34qDyk

22:34 Log Spoon I already did!~

22:34 LOL who would want to **** a flatchested no ass 13 year old named "sarah"

22:34 - yeahh yeahh.

22:34 LOL LOL

22:34 - well most sarahs i know are nerdy and skinny

22:34 suppeople lol

22:34 Log Spoon One second I'm going to watch it again then pleasure myself with a nine iron?

22:34 - some of them are hot.

22:34 LOL did she leave?

22:34 - one of them is reaally hot.

22:34 LOL LOL!

22:34 benji thats the new dance

22:35 Log Spoon stop spamming!

22:35 K I wouldn't blame her.

22:35 mY MiLkShAkE If she is 13, this is the way you talk to her? How would you like someone to talk to your 13 year old sister like this?

22:35 LOL i dont have a 13 year old sister

22:35 LOL LOL

22:35 - WHAT THE **** WAS THAT BENJI

22:35 - I JUST SAW SOME FAT MEXICANS

22:35 sarahdipity sorry benji. Santa fe

22:35 benji thats the new dance

22:35 pmz what da **** are u -:

22:36 sarahdipity hi

22:36 LOL damn man im blazed

22:36 - haha

22:36 K Hi. It may get hostile in here...

22:36 benji hispanic

22:36 - i cant do any **** yet

22:36 - since i have finals this week

22:36 K (Or real mellow, apparently)

22:36 - grr

22:36 - but party next week

22:36 LOL i broke my new bong

22:36 guest229049 hello

22:36 guest229049 John

22:37 LOL yeah i got finals too

22:37 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqsrq34qDyk

22:37 - party next week im going to get wasted with my friends

22:37 LOL tuesday lol

22:37 - lol

22:37 sarahdipity anyone ever been to cali?

22:37 guest229049 hello room

22:37 - i live in cali idiot

22:37 guest229049 anybody there ?

22:37 skeeter09 hey

22:37 pmz im from CALI

22:37 - skeeter dont skeet on me

22:37 suppeople omg i do 2

22:37 skeeter09 lol

22:37 benji thats the new damce

22:37 K No Cali, not since I was a kid.

22:37 - HONK HONK

22:37 mY MiLkShAkE I live in Brentwood.

22:37 - i've lived in cali since i was born.

22:37 skeeter09 hialeah

22:37 - and pretty much the same area

22:37 K We're here, just... not having any real conversations...

22:37 monchapeau hey?

22:37 LOL lol

22:37 - TON CHAPEAU?

22:38 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqsrq34qDyk

22:38 skeeter09 i kno i c tat

22:38 skeeter09 im bored!

22:38 - sucez mon bit sil vous plait.

22:38 skeeter09 ?

22:38 - HONK HONK

22:38 pmz LOSER

22:38 skeeter09 wtf?

22:38 GAY BEEPBEEP

22:38 LOL damn i tried to put some ice in my bong and i thought it had water in there

22:38 skeeter09 *** ***

22:38 LOL slid all the way down and broke it

22:38 LOL ****

22:38 mY MiLkShAkE Translate that.

22:38 sarahdipity im bored

22:38 skeeter09 let me lick up nd won til u say stop

22:38 skeeter09 im horny

22:38 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzkTtZjmyuE

22:38 sarahdipity im hot.

22:39 sarahdipity so i have been told

22:39 pmz 2 hours later

22:39 benji lil rob

22:39 mY MiLkShAkE Translate, sucez mon bit.

22:39 monchapeau ....................

22:39 benji he is from the 619

22:39 monchapeau sucez

22:39 sarahdipity i want to speak french

22:39 monchapeau suc

22:39 monchapeau suck

22:39 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWjrLDo9ti8

22:39 - HEY BENJI

22:39 - WATCH

22:39 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWjrLDo9ti8

22:40 - sarah you speak french?

22:40 skeeter09 guess u aint

22:40 sarahdipity any of you vegetarians?

22:40 suppeople r any of u kids

22:40 mY MiLkShAkE and the rest?

22:40 skeeter09 no

22:40 - haha

22:40 sarahdipity no but i want to

22:40 skeeter09 i like meat

22:40 K French is an easy language. Doyou know Spanish? They're virtually the same.

22:40 - i eat vegetarians for breakfast

22:40 - all romance languages are the same

22:40 skeeter09 lol

22:40 - german's a lot like english

22:40 skeeter09 yea i speak spanish

22:40 skeeter09 oye que bola

22:40 sarahdipity no. only english and portuguese

22:40 mY MiLkShAkE what does the rest mean?

22:40 - i eat vegetarians as snacks

22:40 monchapeau i dont eat mean but im not a veggie

22:40 K No, I'm an ancient 20-soething.

22:41 skeeter09 im bored

22:41 monchapeau meat

22:41 sarahdipity i cant have meat

22:41 LOL vegetarianism is for girls

22:41 suppeople yyour old

22:41 - sarah, you don't eat man meat?

22:41 LOL and male vegetarians are fruits

22:41 - vegetarianism is for people with vaginas

22:41 - yeah

22:41 - vegetarians only eat man meat

22:41 K We'll see if you think that at my age.

22:41 - thats what they all have in common

22:41 - they all like man meat

22:41 sarahdipity no. i cant i do runway modeling so i cant get fat... or i get fired

22:41 I like to poop hi andrew

22:41 suppeople do any of u live in so cal

22:41 - you're not a model

22:41 - no

22:41 - i live in the bay area

22:41 - south bay

22:42 - near san jose

22:42 - but in a rich town

22:42 - :P

22:42 - near los gatos

22:42 sarahdipity not a famous one but i do runway

22:42 mY MiLkShAkE I live in Brentwood.

22:42 suppeople which 1

22:42 I like to poop ANDREW LOOK

22:42 - where the hell is brentwood

22:42 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doDEjhPhzwM

22:42 - what's that

22:42 sarahdipity im quitting though

22:42 - is it another of your fat mexicans?

22:42 monchapeau opinions of vegas?

22:42 LOL how heavy can you get

22:42 I like to poop look at me dang it

22:42 LOL ?

22:42 I like to poop i like veggies

22:42 - les gros mexicains?

22:42 - i hate veggies

22:42 K You probably shouldn't have mentioned it, Sarah, if true... people are vultures, you know.

22:43 - but if i dont eat them

22:43 - i get constipated

22:43 LOL BEAN TOWN

22:43 Dookiedude2000 I like to poop lets get a third for a group poop

22:43 - lol

22:43 sarahdipity ya. im so quitting.

22:43 - youre not a true bostonian

22:43 - LOL isn't a true bostonian.

22:43 LOL are you sure

22:43 - yes.

22:43 LOL i do live in boston

22:43 LOL lol

22:43 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doDEjhPhzwM

22:43 benji lol

22:43 - there aren't even any beaners in boston though

22:43 monchapeau whose been to vegas???

22:43 LOL not many mexicans

22:43 I like to poop gayle head

22:43 - everyone has you stupid frog

22:43 sarahdipity they want me to go everywhere and model. im only 13 i want to stay here with family and friends

22:44 - haha

22:44 - what do you model

22:44 monchapeau i bet?

22:44 - you model mens underwear?

22:44 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doDEjhPhzwM

22:44 - NO BENJI

22:44 benji lol

22:44 K Been to Vegas many times as a kid... my parents would give quarters to play video games and then they'd go gamble.

22:44 sarahdipity clothes and accessories

22:44 - NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR STUPID FAT MEXICANS

22:44 sarahdipity same here.

22:44 suppeople sarah r u a virgin

22:44 monchapeau would you enjoy living there

22:44 sarahdipity been to vegas

22:44 K Catalogs, that sort of thing?

22:44 - my parents would put me and my brother in some arcade thing

22:44 monchapeau cause it sucks ass livinghere

22:44 sarahdipity yup.

22:44 sarahdipity same

22:44 - but they dont gamble a lot

22:44 benji lol he is white

22:45 - who's white?

22:45 sarahdipity im white!

22:45 - i'm not.

22:45 sarahdipity with a fake tan

22:45 suppeople i am

22:45 - albino.

22:45 sarahdipity ur what?

22:45 K Well, nickel slots. My parents aren't high rollers.

22:45 - you're all albino.

22:45 monchapeau im almost white

22:45 - you're french.

22:45 - you're green.

22:45 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doDEjhPhzwM

22:45 sarahdipity mine are.

22:45 monchapeau but im awesome.

22:45 sarahdipity dollar slots

22:45 guest977528 my clit wants to be rubbed

22:45 - you're a frog, monchapeau

22:45 - ribbit ribbit

22:45 monchapeau me pourquoi?

22:45 - oui, tu es un..

22:46 - joublie.

22:46 K "grenouille"

22:46 sarahdipity huh?

22:46 sarahdipity i want to see knocked up

22:46 - j'oublie comment a dire "frog"

22:46 - oui.

22:46 - merci

22:46 monchapeau uhh

22:46 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doDEjhPhzwM

22:46 benji lol

22:46 K Why are we in urban dictionary's chatroom, of all places?

22:46 sarahdipity i know!

22:46 - because we're all procrastinating i think

22:46 monchapeau j'ai oubli aussi

22:46 sarahdipity what?

22:46 - TOUT LE MONDE PARLONS FRANCAIS MAINTENANT!

22:47 - si vous pouvez

22:47 K This stuff's weirdly addictive.

22:47 sarahdipity ew. my agent is calling me

22:47 guest977528 fihfrighgirgfrififefihehif****dfhffifb

22:47 monchapeau grenouille

22:47 K Isn't that a good thing?

22:47 - mange mon penis.

22:47 sarahdipity should i tell him i quit? or do another year?

22:47 - quit.

22:47 - and be a crack a *****

22:47 monchapeau tu es un ane.

22:47 - moi?

22:47 K I think major life decisions should not be made by chatroom strangers.

22:47 sarahdipity ya. i quit

22:47 monchapeau non je ne sais pas.

22:47 guest977528 stop talking mexican

22:48 LOL LOL

22:48 - i think K shouldEAT SOME FISHSTICKS

22:48 LOL are u gonna be a crack ***** now?

22:48 sarahdipity im telling him right now

22:48 - baise mon cul

22:48 sarahdipity he is yelling at me

22:48 K Muh?

22:48 benji this is a real sport http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PwkZM798gc

22:48 - tell him to kiss you rass

22:48 sarahdipity haha. now yelling even louder

22:48 LOL im sure you have a contract dont you?

22:48 sarahdipity screaming about going to France

22:48 - tell your agent to kiss your ass and lick your woman-balls

22:49 sarahdipity ya, but i havent signed it yet. not gonna either

22:49 sarahdipity i feel kinda bad though

22:49 tbs_13_crips4 hi

22:49 LOL uhh didnt they require that you sign it before you can model

22:49 - et pourquoi

22:49 monchapeau elle a dit beaucoup des mensonges!

22:50 benji look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PwkZM798gc

22:50 - dit-lui que tu veux un homme vrai

22:50 sarahdipity ya. if i sign i start modeling again

22:50 - pas un petit homosexuel

22:50 K Yeah, totally not looking at that, thanks.

22:50 sarahdipity ditto

22:50 LOL so what is there to quit

22:50 sarahdipity wow this man can scream

22:50 - is your agent some camp person

22:50 Thatguy3 Êtes-vous canadien? Votre construction française, est en mauvaise forme.

22:50 - hang up on him

22:50 sarahdipity no

22:50 - lol thaguy

22:50 - its me

22:50 - you know me.

22:50 K SO you're on "hiatus" or something?

22:51 LOL lol

22:51 Thatguy3 Non

22:51 - thatguy you remember me right.

22:51 - um

22:51 - i used diff names

22:51 Thatguy3 Non

22:51 sarahdipity ugh! what should i say?

22:51 LOL say

22:51 - je sais que tu es un banquer.

22:51 K I dunno, the truth?

22:51 - c'est vrai?

22:51 LOL pay me more and i'll work

22:51 LOL lol

22:51 - tu est banquer, non?

22:51 - *es

22:51 - tu est banquer, thatguy?

22:51 - *es

22:52 - damn it!

22:52 Thatguy3 Qui sont vous

22:52 - uh

22:52 - jizz monkey

22:52 sarahdipity but i feel bad. i was his faveorite.

22:52 - tu le connais?

22:52 Thatguy3 Ok

22:52 - oui.

22:52 - c'est ca

22:52 sarahdipity i GUESS i will do just one more year

22:52 - no

22:52 K What didn't you like about it, anyway?

22:52 - dont

22:52 - or else

22:52 - you will have to be boned

22:52 - when you turn 14 and youre a model

22:52 Thatguy3 qui?

22:53 sarahdipity i dont eat like i used to and i am constantly getting fake tans and things like that

22:53 - its a ritual that all models have to be boned

22:53 liiindsay hiii everyone! =]

22:53 - THEN DONT

22:53 - goddamn

22:53 - god thaim

22:53 K Okay, but it beats, I dunno, McDonald's or whatever, yeah?

22:53 - haha

22:53 liiindsay taco bell is better

22:53 sarahdipity ya. i guess

22:53 - youre either too fat or too skinny

22:53 sarahdipity love taco bell!

22:53 liiindsay hmm..w

22:53 sarahdipity havent eaten it in forever though

22:53 liiindsay wats going onnn

22:53 Thatguy3 quoi?

22:54 - je deteste les nouriturres rapides.

22:54 - rofl

22:54 - at my pidgin french

22:54 LOL tell him to give you arent interested in making porn

22:54 liiindsay i dont speak spanishhh

22:54 - haha

22:54 monchapeau moi aussi

22:54 - shut up lindsay

22:54 K I've been here 15 minutes and I STILL don't know what's going on.

22:54 Thatguy3 haha

22:54 liiindsay me either k

22:54 - nobody cares

22:54 monchapeau je mange les fraises. c'est tout

22:54 sarahdipity its not porn! its runway

22:54 - shut your mouth

22:54 liiindsay ouchhhhhhhh

22:54 - its porn

22:54 sarahdipity i never really see my friends anymore also

22:54 - if theres some creepy guy wanking to you then it is

22:54 - creepy old bald guy

22:54 LOL LOL

22:54 - with sweaty armpits

22:54 LOL is he paying you?

22:55 - yes for the head

22:55 sarahdipity no. some big-wig fashion dude

22:55 LOL im sure that models shouldnt be getting minimum wage

22:55 - he's only paying her for the head

22:55 LOL but 13?

22:55 sarahdipity he is paying all the models in his company

22:55 - haha do you have a modeling portfolio

22:55 LOL i think models have to at least have a work permit?

22:55 LOL what state are you from

22:55 liiindsay ahhh

22:55 sarahdipity cali

22:55 - les mannequins sont trop maigri

22:55 liiindsay so everyones asl?

22:55 - CALI

22:55 LOL they allow 13 year old models to work?

22:55 - FORNIA

22:55 - ******

22:56 liiindsay people model in here?

22:56 liiindsay hahaha

22:56 sarahdipity hahahahahah! i just told him i quit and im not signing his retarted contraact!!!!!!

22:56 - michael jackson thinks so

22:56 Thatguy3 Votre Français n'est pas clair.

22:56 - oui je sais

22:56 - mais tu comprends, non?

22:56 sarahdipity yay!!!! im free!

22:56 - un peu?

22:56 sarahdipity i get to eat, and tan naturally

22:56 - rofl

22:56 K Un peu ici.

22:56 - white people dont tan

22:56 - they burn up

22:56 LOL LOL

22:56 LOL you're gonna gain 200 pounds

22:56 sarahdipity my god, you should hear him yelling

22:56 - they burn like the alibnos they are.

22:56 benji http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOhIR3ovUo0&mode=related&search=

22:57 liiindsay ahh so losts

22:57 liiindsay till

22:57 liiindsay this is a vicious cycle

22:57 K Yeah, I've got the Conan O'Brien complexion.

22:57 - haha

22:57 - are you irish?

22:57 sarahdipity whatever. better than being 20 pounds below your normal weight for ur age

22:57 K I am.

22:57 guest488574 i want to try modeling but i need to lose a little weight first!

22:57 LOL how heavy are you?

22:57 danyelle yo! heyyy

22:57 - is your last name mac-x or o'-x?

22:57 sarahdipity 80

22:57 liiindsay who wants to add me??

22:57 liiindsay haha

22:57 sarahdipity but i got boobs and an ass

22:57 liiindsay myspace.com/lindsay_mourand

22:57 guest488574 omg how tall are you sarahdipity?

22:57 danyelle yo! who is bored?

22:58 - K, is your last name mac-askdo or o'-sjdkihja

22:58 LOL NO.

22:58 danyelle yo! ?

22:58 danyelle yo! ?

22:58 danyelle yo! ?

22:58 K No, but the full name is very Anglo-Irish.

22:58 LOL no 80 pound girl has boobs and ass

22:58 sarahdipity 5' 10

22:58 LOL we've already gone over this

22:58 danyelle yo! ha!

22:58 guest488574 OMG you weigh nothing!

22:58 LOL 5'10?

22:58 danyelle yo! im lost

22:58 LOL 80?

22:58 LOL LOL@@@@@

22:58 sarahdipity yep!

22:58 liiindsay 80 pounds

22:58 liiindsay u wish betchhhh

22:58 liiindsay haha

22:58 LOL you ARE flat

22:58 sarahdipity its gross you can see my bones

22:58 danyelle yo! lol

22:58 danyelle yo! ha

22:58 - and what's that?

22:58 - thomson-o'malley?

22:58 K It's hard to keep track in here, I know.

22:58 guest488574 you poor thing!!

22:58 guest488574 eat food!

22:58 danyelle yo! ew u anorexic *****

22:58 - do you look like an ethiopian

22:58 sarahdipity i look like nicole richi... with boobs and an ass

22:58 liiindsay mmm nasty

22:58 LOL i guess your pimp was glad to have you quit

22:58 liiindsay nasty shiiiit

22:59 - your're 13 you dont have bobs yet

22:59 LOL how much money would you be bringing into the company?

22:59 - *boobs

22:59 LOL LOL!

22:59 K Not about about to toss that info out there, sorry.

22:59 - SARAH'S ETHIOPIAN

22:59 Thatguy3 Il n'est pas clair. Désolé, je travaille également.

22:59 - lol K, but am i close?

22:59 - is that the general idea?

22:59 danyelle yo! wow u all are GAY

22:59 - thomson-om'alley?

22:59 sarahdipity ya. i get em' from my mom

22:59 K Kinda, yeah.

22:59 - woooot

22:59 danyelle yo! lol

22:59 - im good

22:59 LOL ?

22:59 liiindsay HAHAHa danyelle ur pathetic

22:59 LOL get what from your mom?

22:59 liiindsay sryyy

22:59 sarahdipity im eating a bag of chips for the first time in 8 months

22:59 liiindsay but its true

23:00 - her small tits

23:00 danyelle yo! thnx u 2 *****

23:00 sarahdipity my boobs

23:00 guest488574 ooo you poor thing sarah!!!!

23:00 LOL prostitution runs in in the family?

23:00 - yes her small ones

23:00 guest488574 yes eat lots of chips!

23:00 - eat silicon chips

23:00 LOL what boobs?

23:00 liiindsay wait not danyelle

23:00 - not silicone

23:00 liiindsay i ment sarah

23:00 LOL DONT MAKE ME SAY THIS AGAIN

23:00 No Fat Chicks yum

23:00 danyelle yo! ooo

23:00 danyelle yo! ok

23:00 LOL 80 lb. 5'10, DOES NOT GO TOGETHER

23:00 danyelle yo! lol

23:00 danyelle yo! k

23:00 - OK LISTEN UP

23:00 No Fat Chicks *********

23:00 LOL u have NOTHING

23:00 sarahdipity EXTREME skinny

23:00 guest488574 maybe she meant 80 kilos

23:00 - SO THERES A TEACHER WHO ASKS ALL HER STUDENTS WHAT KIND OF SUBSTANCE THEY WOULD WANT

23:00 guest488574 how many pounds is that?

23:00 sexy latina hahaha

23:00 K Yeah, 5'10", 80 lbs. doesn't add up, sorry.

23:00 No Fat Chicks emos r gay

23:00 sexy latina this site is so ****ign funny

23:00 - AND THEN LITTLE JOHNNY SAYS GOLD, SO HE COULD BUY A CORVETTE

23:00 liiindsay wow dumb

23:01 - THEN LITTLE SUSIE SAYS SHE WANTS PLATINUM, SO SHE COULD BUY A LAMBO

23:01 sarahdipity thanks you so much guest488574... you are soooo nice. looking after me!

23:01 liiindsay if anyone of u are actually worth talkin too

23:01 guest488574 aww you are sweet sarah

23:01 liiindsay add my msn lindsaymourand@hotmail.com

23:01 liiindsay or myspace

23:01 - THEN LITTLE FRANK SAYS HE WANTS SOME SILICONE, BECAUSE HIS MOM HAS SOME OF IT AND YOU SHOULD SEE ALL THE SPORTS CARS AT THEIR HOUSE

23:01 Thatguy Ce qui vous m'a indiqué. J'étais parti.

23:01 sexy latina what are you guys doing home on the internet up late chatting on urban dictioary chat room

23:01 liiindsay www.myspace.com/lindsay_mourand

23:01 sarahdipity no... its you

23:01 sexy latina hahahah

23:01 danyelle yo! oh **** add me people. www.myspace.com/danyelle_143

23:01 - WHAT AR EYOU

23:01 LOL damn that is a tall 13 year old

23:01 - shouldnt you be hopping borders

23:01 sarahdipity thats why they put me in runway

23:01 sexy latina look up strawverry shortcake

23:01 sexy latina hahahahahahhaha

23:02 sarahdipity i would have done print ads

23:02 sexy latina its so funny

23:02 LOL how much did you get paid

23:02 LOL ?

23:02 guest488574 that sounds like so much fun but not for a creepy agency!!

23:02 - what?

23:02 sarahdipity ya! i know!

23:02 Thatguy Je viens et vais. Je travaille sur mon projet.

23:02 - sarah do you have a modling portfolio

23:02 - au revoir

23:02 sexy latina bonjour

23:02 sarahdipity $850 a show

23:02 sexy latina com ca va

23:02 - demain peut etre

23:02 Thatguy oui

23:02 sexy latina que?

23:02 sexy latina bonjour

23:02 sexy latina bonjour

23:02 sexy latina hola

23:02 danyelle yo! EWWW

23:02 Thatguy salut

23:02 LOL what modelling agency do you work for

23:03 - he's leaving you stupid

23:03 K Ma jambe est la cirton presse.

23:03 danyelle yo! spicks!!!!!!

23:03 - why don't you go make some more taco flavored kisses

23:03 sarahdipity gotta go!!! mwah! gonna go eat!

23:03 - and hop some borders

23:03 sexy latina wtf

23:03 danyelle yo! hahaah

23:03 - yeah you ethiopian

23:03 - sarah's ethiopian

23:03 sexy latina you calling me a spcik?

23:03 sarahdipity shut up! bye bye!