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June 7th, 2007 View June’s Logs

23:27 Crackertoa 1. CHEEZER

23:27 wiccan goth MAKE ME ****

23:27 Cheezer then 0. Crackertoas

23:27 wiccan goth LOL NICE ONE CHEEZER

23:27 Cheezer Goth, got a myspace?

23:27 Crackertoa OBVIOUSLY

23:27 Crackertoa HE IS GOTH

23:28 Kos lol

23:28 Crackertoa H EPORBLBLY TAKES STUPID PICTURES OF HIMSELF

23:28 halalala sad, you shouldn't be so rude

23:28 Cheezer ...

23:28 Crackertoa LIKE A NOOGERS

23:28 Cheezer I have stupid pictures of myself. :-(

23:28 Crackertoa HALALA SHUT UP YOU SOUND LIKE A MUSLIM KOSHER

23:28 Cheezer ?

23:28 halalala i...dont know what that is

23:29 Cheezer ... Jews are kosher, dear.

23:29 Cheezer Not muslims.

23:29 Crackertoa HALALALJALAHLAHLAH

23:29 halalala jews arent bad

23:29 Crackertoa I KNOW

23:29 Crackertoa THATS WHY I ADDED MUSLIM

23:29 Crackertoa IDIOT

23:29 Cheezer Kosher isn't bad.

23:29 Crackertoa OR ELSE IT WOULDVE BEEN REDUNDANT

23:29 Crackertoa I DIDNT SAY IT WAS BAD

23:29 halalala i think you might be the idiot

23:29 Cheezer Kosher just is a way of eating healthily.

23:29 Crackertoa SOME OF THE HOTTEST GIRLS I KNOW ARE JEWISH

23:29 Crackertoa I THINK YOU BETTER SHUT UP

23:29 halalala i don't get your humor

23:29 Crackertoa IM NOT ANTI SEMETIC IM JUST ANTI RETARDT

23:30 Crackertoa HAT MEANS GOTHS

23:30 Cheezer Neither do I.

23:30 Cheezer Hat?

23:30 Crackertoa AND EMOS

23:30 Cheezer Hat = Goths?

23:30 Crackertoa THAT

23:30 Crackertoa SHUT UP

23:30 Crackertoa YOURE GAY

23:30 halalala im so confused right now

23:30 Crackertoa GO FIND SOME REAL SUBSTANCE

23:30 Crackertoa INSTEAD OF MISSING A T

23:30 Cheezer "Hey, man, that's a nice goth you've got there."

23:30 Crackertoa THATS RIGHT

23:30 Crackertoa BECAUSE YOURE A MUSLIM KOSHER

23:30 Cheezer ?

23:30 Crackertoa YOURE HALLALA OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED

23:30 Cheezer And you're an islamic hindu?

23:30 halalala i don't get what that means!

23:31 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX what r u talking about. how many shots did you have?

23:31 Crackertoa NO

23:31 Crackertoa I AM NOT

23:31 Crackertoa THREEI

23:31 Cheezer ?

23:31 Cheezer I think you should switch to decaff, dear.

23:31 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOG'S WHEN THEY'RE WET Define "Muslim Kosher."

23:31 Crackertoa JUST GREY GOOSE

23:31 Crackertoa AND NOT REALLY SHOTS

23:31 Crackertoa IDIOT

23:31 Crackertoa I BET YOU THE MUSLIM EATING DIET IS CALLED HALALA OR SOMETHING

23:31 wiccan goth oi crack just shut up and die will you

23:31 halalala you're hostile

23:31 Crackertoa GO LOOK IT UP ON WIKIPEDIA

23:31 Crackertoa NUBS

23:31 Cheezer Somebody is lonely. :-)

23:31 Crackertoa DONT MAKE ME CUT OF FYOUR BALLS

23:32 Cheezer I don't have balls. :-(

23:32 Cheezer They are too small.

23:32 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX hahaa

23:32 wiccan goth try it freak

23:32 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOG'S WHEN THEY'RE WET Nubs?

23:32 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX why do you want to play with his balls anyway

23:32 halalala cracker, how old are you?

23:32 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX wikipedia lies by the way

23:32 Crackertoa CHEEZER

23:32 Crackertoa YOU LOOK LIKE A LADYBOY

23:32 Cheezer Yeah, love?

23:32 Cheezer :-p

23:32 Cheezer I kind of am.

23:32 Crackertoa CHEEZER IS A LADYBOY

23:32 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX but he can pull it off.

23:32 Crackertoa HE IS PROBABLY SECRETLY THAI

23:32 halalala whats a ladyboy

23:32 Cheezer CHEEZER IS A LADYBOY

23:32 Crackertoa OR SOMETHING

23:32 wiccan goth brb

23:33 Cheezer I wish I was hott. :-(

23:33 Kos ugh.. my head hurts like a mother....

23:33 Crackertoa ITS YOU

23:33 Crackertoa SHUT UP

23:33 Cheezer I wish I wasn't ugly. :'(

23:33 Cheezer I wish I wasn't fat.

23:33 halalala what is a lazyboy

23:33 halalala ladyboy*

23:33 Crackertoa LAZYBOY IS A SOFA

23:33 Cheezer Apparently, I am.

23:33 Crackertoa RETARD

23:33 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX unlike somebody *cough cough* cracker face*cough cough*

23:33 Crackertoa ITS A RECLINING CHAIR

23:33 halalala SORRY!

23:33 halalala god

23:33 Crackertoa ITS A PERSON WHO DRESSES LIKE A WOMAN AND LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN

23:33 halalala what are you like 7 or something

23:33 Crackertoa BUT ACTUALLY HAS A DICK, ALBEIT TINY

23:33 halalala ohhh

23:33 Cheezer :-)

23:33 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX somebodys on their period.

23:33 Cheezer I look like a lady?

23:33 Crackertoa YOU

23:33 Crackertoa SHUT UP

23:33 Cheezer ... am I a cute lady? :-D

23:33 Crackertoa I DIDNT ASK YOU SCENE KID

23:34 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:34 Crackertoa NO

23:34 Crackertoa YOURE A CHEEZY BASTARD

23:34 Cheezer I'm adorable, aren't I?

23:34 wiccan goth i gotta dick

23:34 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOG'S WHEN THEY'RE WET There is something really wrong when you are denied entry onto the "little yellow bus."

23:34 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:34 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX i dont!

23:34 Cheezer So do I.

23:34 Crackertoa YES THERE IS

23:34 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX -gasp- i was

23:34 wiccan goth lol

23:34 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:34 halalala where are you from?

23:34 Crackertoa CHEEZER LIKES TO GET FISTED IN THE ASS

23:34 Crackertoa DO YOU UNDERTAND

23:34 Crackertoa STAND

23:34 wiccan goth i have been told i'm quite talented with it too lol

23:34 Cheezer It feels nice.

23:34 Cheezer You kind of shudder at first,

23:34 Crackertoa IM SURE IT DOES

23:35 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX why r u talking in CAPS. r u yelling at everyone?

23:35 Cheezer but that's just the shock-factor.

23:35 Crackertoa BECAUSE OF YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY

23:35 Cheezer You'll get used to it. :-)

23:35 Crackertoa WHY IS YOUR NAME WITH CAPS

23:35 Crackertoa WITH X'S

23:35 Crackertoa ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS PEOPLE OFF

23:35 Crackertoa STUPID SCENE KID

23:35 halalala are you angry at something?

23:35 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX because its kwl

23:35 Crackertoa GO DIE LIKE THE EMO-WANNABE YOU ARE

23:35 Crackertoa YES

23:35 Crackertoa4 LOL

23:35 Crackertoa4 I'M A N00B

23:35 Crackertoa IM ANGRY AT IDIOTS LIKE SCENE KID

23:35 Crackertoa4 HAHAHA

23:35 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX dont be jealous...i know you are

23:35 Crackertoa YOURE STUPID

23:35 Crackertoa4 LOOK AT ME, Y'ALL!

23:35 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:35 Crackertoa SHUT THE HELL UP

23:35 Jonnybravo hii

23:35 halalala then you might want to leave then

23:36 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

23:36 Crackertoa4 LOL,

23:36 Crackertoa4 LOOK,

23:36 Crackertoa4 I'M SOOOOO FUNNY!

23:36 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX hahaha

23:36 Jonnybravo no ur not

23:36 halalala haha

23:36 Crackertoa4 HAHAHA

23:36 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] yo negga you gots to stop shoutin

23:36 Jonnybravo ur lame as hell

23:36 Crackertoa4 HAHAHA

23:36 Cheezer What a jerk.

23:36 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] yo you gots to stop shoutin

23:36 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol oh yea

23:36 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] know what im sayin

23:37 halalala are you black

23:37 Cheezer I'm not black.

23:37 wiccan goth so cheeze asl?

23:37 Cheezer But I might as well be.

23:37 Cheezer 16/M/FL

23:37 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] aw yee

23:37 wiccan goth klkl

23:37 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX yee hawww

23:37 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] i is da blaccest mo***ca out dere

23:37 Cheezer ...

23:37 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] yo cracca u trippin

23:37 halalala you sound white trying to be black

23:38 halalala and you spell oddly

23:38 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] naw i aint

23:38 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOG'S WHEN THEY'RE WET Isn't that called a ******?

23:38 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] i aint white

23:38 wiccan goth white or black talk normall please its annoying

23:38 Cheezer :-* s to everyone!

23:38 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] whatchu be sayin homeboy

23:38 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol.

23:38 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] you got a problem wit me

23:38 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX brb

23:38 halalala are you homosexual

23:38 Cheezer ARGH.

23:38 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] y u be frontin

23:38 [ [ T y R o N e ] ] naw i aint no fa g got

23:38 halalala ooooooh pirates

23:39 Cheezer Funny band: www.myspace.com/cheezerandhisonemanband

23:39 halalala who loves johnny depp

23:39 Cheezer Tyrone, listen to their "Don't Front with My Kazoo"

23:39 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOG'S WHEN THEY'RE WET Why are you people playing into this bull s h i t ?

23:39 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX johnny depp.....mmmmmmmmmmmm

23:40 Cheezer He's pretty hott.

23:40 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:40 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX mm hmm

23:40 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:40 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX :P

23:40 Cheezer *is secretly having sex with ScenexKid through pms*

23:41 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:41 wiccan goth is any1 else bored

23:41 Cheezer I am.

23:41 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX meeeeeeeee

23:41 halalala no, lets keep talking about johnny depp

23:41 Cheezer Who has Yahoo IM?

23:41 halalala sorry i was listening to 'COMB'

23:41 wiccan goth lol pretty much every1 then lol

23:41 BIG DICK MCGEE HOWDY YALL

23:41 Cheezer Sweet. :-D

23:41 BIG DICK MCGEE HOW YALL TODAY

23:41 Kos no yahoo here. :P

23:41 Cheezer Halalala, do you like them?

23:42 BIG DICK MCGEE HOW YALL DOIN TODAY

23:42 halalala pretty sweet

23:42 halalala love that you have chlamydia in one of the song titles

23:42 Cheezer :-p

23:42 halalala super

23:42 Cheezer 'tanky. <3

23:42 wiccan goth brb

23:42 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX my toes are colddddd

23:42 Cheezer You should add them!

23:42 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX brrrrrrrrr

23:42 BIG DICK MCGEE DANG OLD MAN YALL IS THE RUDEST GROUP I EVER SEEN I TELL YOU WHAT

23:42 Cheezer Penis?

23:42 halalala i don't have a myspace anymore

23:42 BIG DICK MCGEE MY NAME IS HANK HILL

23:43 BIG DICK MCGEE AND I SELL PROPANE

23:43 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX you sound like my grandpa.

23:43 BIG DICK MCGEE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES

23:43 halalala vagina!

23:43 Cheezer PENIS.

23:43 BIG DICK MCGEE HAVE YOU EVER SCENE SCENE KID'S VAGINA

23:43 Cheezer Sure. :-)

23:43 BIG DICK MCGEE I BET IT SMELLS REAL NICE

23:43 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX you spelled seen wrong.

23:43 BIG DICK MCGEE AND TASTES GOOD TOOO

23:43 halalala who are you

23:43 BIG DICK MCGEE XXSCENEXKIDXINCXX CAN I PUT MY TONGUE IN THERE

23:44 Cheezer It's pretty tight.

23:44 Cheezer Like my *******. ;-)

23:44 halalala raunchy

23:44 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX uhm

23:44 BIG DICK MCGEE I CANT WHAT SEE WHAT YOURE SAYING

23:44 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:44 BIG DICK MCGEE ITS ALL BLOCKED

23:44 Cheezer Who?

23:44 BIG DICK MCGEE ID LIKE TO PUT MY DICK INSIDE SCENE KID INC

23:44 Cheezer Who wouldn't?

23:44 BIG DICK MCGEE I DONT KNOW

23:44 BIG DICK MCGEE SOME GAY GUY MAYBE

23:45 halalala i wouldnt

23:45 BIG DICK MCGEE I WOULD LIKE TO LICK SCENE KID FROM HEAD TO TOE

23:45 Cheezer Well, duh.

23:45 Cheezer PAAARTY!

23:45 BIG DICK MCGEE OH YEAH

23:45 BIG DICK MCGEE PARTY

23:45 crackertoa I'M BACK!

23:45 crackertoa HAHAHA

23:46 halalala hey you

23:46 halalala a/s/l

23:46 crackertoa YOU'RE ALL N00BS

23:46 BIG DICK MCGEE SCENE KID

23:46 BIG DICK MCGEE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE KINKY SEX WITH YOU

23:46 crackertoa HAHAHA

23:46 crackertoa BIG DICK CAN SUCK MY ASS

23:46 BIG DICK MCGEE YOU CANT SUCK AN ASS

23:46 BIG DICK MCGEE IDIOT

23:46 crackertoa BIG DICK IS A MUSLIM KOSHOR

23:46 crackertoa HAHAHA

23:47 crackertoa LICK MY FAT BLACK ASS

23:47 BIG DICK MCGEE SEND ME UR N00DZ

23:47 crackertoa TOUCH ME 'CAUE I'M LONELY!

23:47 :B: ello

23:47 crackertoa HEY BIG BOY

23:47 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX uhm

23:47 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX my computer sucks

23:47 :B: duhr

23:47 :B: rom

23:48 crackertoa LICK ME SOMEONE

23:48 :B: *duhrum

23:48 crackertoa I'M LONELY AND FAT AND BLACK!

23:48 :B: lol

23:48 crackertoa A TRIPLE WHAMMY!

23:48 :B: yes it is

23:48 halalala ooh, you are sexy

23:48 wiccan goth92 i'm back

23:48 Cheezer 92?

23:48 wiccan goth dunno it was just like that

23:49 Cheezer *humps everybody*

23:49 wiccan goth wtf

23:49 halalala me too!

23:49 :B: no

23:49 :B: dont hump me

23:49 Kos dubatyf

23:49 halalala are you irish?

23:49 wiccan goth where did crack go

23:49 Cheezer I want a handjob.

23:49 :B: me?

23:50 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX hmmm

23:50 :B: is who irish

23:50 halalala anybody

23:50 halalala i am

23:50 wiccan goth i'm 1/2 irish

23:50 Kos no

23:50 Cheezer ?

23:50 halalala cool!

23:50 :B: no

23:50 :B: im scottish

23:50 wiccan goth i am bored

23:50 halalala cool!

23:50 halalala i want to go there

23:50 halalala ireland actually

23:50 :B: do you speak gaelic

23:50 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX im really bored.

23:51 halalala what?

23:51 Cheezer Same here.

23:51 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX ugggghhhhhhhh

23:51 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX im bored. and tired.

23:51 Cheezer Touch me where I like it.

23:51 Cheezer I can fix that, scene. ;-)

23:51 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX hmm

23:51 :B: lol

23:51 :B: cybering?

23:52 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:52 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX no

23:52 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX hahaa

23:52 WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE DOG'S WHEN THEY'RE WET Has the cretin left?

23:52 wiccan goth how bout in the head cheezer

23:52 :B: "i take out my wizard hat and robe"

23:52 Cheezer ;-)

23:52 :B: yay ear sex

23:52 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:52 :B: "I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL**** YOU!"

23:53 Cheezer I'm whiter than you.

23:53 Cheezer I'm the ultimate white person.

23:53 wiccan goth fsdghjfhsdgldmfsgh

23:53 wiccan goth fdsghksfdhjg

23:53 wiccan goth dfsg

23:53 wiccan goth dfsgsdfgfdgsdfgsdfg

23:54 Cheezer LIBERAL.

23:54 wiccan goth she was a bit of retard eh?

23:54 Cheezer WARNING: A LIBERAL JUST ENTERED.

23:54 :B: who

23:54 Kos you're so nice, Cheezer...

23:54 :B: haha.

23:54 :B: go away liberal we dont want hippies here.

23:54 Cheezer PROCEDE WITH CAUTION.

23:54 :B: jk.

23:55 Cheezer THE LIBERAL WILL GO ALL "PETA" AND "GREENPEACE" ON US.

23:55 halalala haha

23:55 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX pee on us what

23:55 :B: yeah

23:55 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol jk

23:55 Cheezer <3

23:55 :B: no dont pee on me

23:55 Cheezer Too late.

23:55 wiccan goth i'm leaving now my fiance just woke up and wants sex :)

23:55 :B: dont pull a r kelly

23:55 Cheezer *gives :B a golden shower*

23:55 :B: :(

23:55 Kos wtf is y'all's problem?

23:55 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX good luck

23:55 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:55 :B: try to get anal if you can

23:56 Cheezer Give her a nice tubesteak hoagie.

23:56 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX doggy style

23:56 :B: haha hoagie

23:56 :B: where the hell are you from

23:56 :B: nobody uses that word

23:56 Cheezer Florizzida.

23:56 :B: except for philidelphians

23:56 Cheezer The state of partying.

23:56 :B: haha wtf no it isnt

23:56 :B: california is.

23:56 Cheezer Psssht.

23:56 wiccan goth *big grin* i'll be back l8r

23:56 Cheezer It's better than minnesota.

23:56 Cheezer Or Nebraska.

23:56 :B: who the hell's from minnesota

23:56 Cheezer Or Kansas.

23:56 Kos lol

23:56 :B: or nebraska

23:56 :B: or kansas

23:56 Cheezer halalala

23:56 Cheezer is from minnesota.

23:56 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX kansas!!!!!!!!!

23:56 :B: th eonly people there are steers and queers

23:56 Cheezer She's from Kansas.

23:57 wiccan goth guernsey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23:57 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX yupp lol

23:57 Cheezer And... wiccan, I believe, is from Nebraska.

23:57 :B: and i dont see any horns on you so that kinda narrows it down, doesnt it.

23:57 wiccan goth lolz

23:57 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX something....smells.......like......weird in my house.

23:57 :B: good weird or bad weird

23:57 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX i cant tell

23:57 wiccan goth anyways i'm outta here sex is callin to me

23:57 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:58 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX 69 her

23:58 Cheezer GIVE HER A HOTT CHAZZ.

23:58 Cheezer ...?

23:59 Cheezer Hello?

23:59 Kos dubatyf?!

23:59 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX sdjkfhjksdfh

23:59 Cheezer I'm such a ladyman.

23:59 Kos nice to know

23:59 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX oh yeaaaaaaa haha

23:59 Cheezer :-p

23:59 Cheezer www.myspace.com/cheezerandhisonemanband

23:59 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX lol

23:59 :B: try to get some anal

» June 8th, 2007

00:00 Cheezer Widen her asscheeks.

00:00 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX thank you

00:00 :B: what

00:00 Cheezer ... argh.

00:00 Cheezer I wish I didn't have a small ****. :'(

00:00 XxSCENExKIDxINCxX aww poor thing