urbandictionary’s Chat Logs

June 6th, 2007 View June’s Logs

23:39 Jizz Monkey lol

23:39 Sarah lol

23:39 Jizz Monkey emos arent all sad

23:39 WSL i wish my grass was emo

23:39 Jizz Monkey most of the mjust pretend to be

23:39 Jizz Monkey "so it could cut istself"

23:39 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK WSL ATE MY A S S EARLIER

23:39 Jizz Monkey thats old

23:39 Kos I'm not emo in the fad/stereotype sense.

23:39 Jizz Monkey dont even try

23:39 WSL u wish ***..

23:39 Jizz Monkey thats called depressed kos

23:39 Jizz Monkey not emo

23:39 Sarah I HATE GRASS!!

23:40 Lucky13 hey kos

23:40 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK HE WANTED ME TO ***** IN HIS MOUTH

23:40 jesus Why would you pretend to be emo? That's almost as bad as actually being emo.

23:40 Sarah really?

23:40 Lucky13 theres nothing wrong with being emo or semi emo

23:40 Kos good point, but depression is half of the emo stereotype.

23:40 jesus Yes, there is.

23:40 WSL what about ure little **** stuck in the door peep hole

23:40 Sarah its ****

23:40 Jizz Monkey emos are just goths with extra estrogen

23:40 Lucky13 why you hatin on the emos

23:40 Sarah no they aren't..lol

23:40 WSL whats the point of cutting ure self..?

23:40 Lucky13 release

23:41 Jizz Monkey goth + estrogen + homosexuality + more estrogen + pms + stupid teenage mentality = emo

23:41 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK WSL AND I ARE PRE OP TRANSVESTITES

23:41 Sarah to get attention

23:41 jesus The breed emo I'm talking about are the annoying, trendy, cross-dressing MySpace/Xanga/Facebook *****s.

23:41 Lucky13 bull ****

23:41 Jizz Monkey yes thats what we're all talking about

23:41 Lucky13 its not for attention

23:41 Sarah really?

23:41 Jizz Monkey except sarah

23:41 Lucky13 yeah really

23:41 Kos then I'm not even involved with that in the slightest sense....

23:41 Sarah really?

23:41 Sarah lol

23:41 Jizz Monkey sarah's talking about the guy that just pulled out

23:41 Sarah LMFAO

23:41 WSL y would u cut ure self to get attention

23:41 jesus Well then you just need therapy or something (Kos).

23:41 Jizz Monkey because youre emo, wsl

23:41 Sarah what guy?

23:42 1111 holy **** its jesus!

23:42 Jizz Monkey the guy behind you

23:42 Sarah cuz it workd

23:42 1111 lol

23:42 Sarah works

23:42 WSL *** u jizz grnade

23:42 Jizz Monkey that was mounting you

23:42 Kos I don't need therapy! I'd never be allowed back into society!

23:42 Lucky13 im tellin you ppl dont cut them selfs for attention

23:42 jesus No, going to therapy doesn;t make you emo.

23:42 Kos Therapy would drive me crazy.

23:42 Sarah really?

23:42 jesus Other way around.

23:42 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK WSL EATS FECAL MATTER ON RYE

23:42 Jizz Monkey almost all the sarahs i know are really nerdy or bimbos

23:42 WSL i hate 哈哈s

23:42 Lucky13 therapy doesnt make you diseased

23:42 jesus The rednecks left a while ago.

23:42 Jizz Monkey geges?

23:43 Jizz Monkey yeah

23:43 Jizz Monkey i guess nascars on

23:43 Sarah yeash

23:43 Jizz Monkey rofl

23:43 1111 wow my brain is declining rapidly in cognitive functionz i might need some sleep

23:43 Sarah nascar is boring

23:43 jesus Or Larry the Cable Guy 9AKA Dan Whitney).

23:43 Jizz Monkey more likely nascar.

23:43 1111 nascar is supposed to be STOCK cars

23:43 1111 its not tho

23:43 Jizz Monkey nascar with the chance to win your own ford f-150

23:43 WSL u do know im kkk right ***er

23:44 Jizz Monkey and a years suppply of budweiser

23:44 Jizz Monkey budweiser is some nasty ****

23:44 Sarah my sister was emo last night...

23:44 Kos Though late: Therapists scare me ever since my brother had to see one.... I would never open up to a person with a degree whose position is spelled "the rapist".

23:44 Sarah but then she turned into a clown

23:44 Jizz Monkey lol

23:44 Lucky13 yall *****es are boring and poitless

23:44 Lucky13 im out

23:44 Jizz Monkey suck it.

23:44 Sarah too much makeup on an emo is bad

23:44 skatings not a crime im masterbaiting to a porn

23:44 Jizz Monkey its called ***** paint sarah

23:44 jesus ...called "Tranny Granny 3"

23:44 1111 too much makeup on ANYONE is bad

23:44 Lucky13 which porn?

23:44 Sarah you mean a porno

23:44 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK WSL IS A ******

23:44 Jizz Monkey lol jesus

23:44 Jizz Monkey thats disturbing

23:45 Jizz Monkey tranny granny visually remasturbated

23:45 Jizz Monkey by george lucas

23:45 WSL .........

23:45 Sarah do yo umoosterbate?

23:45 Sarah moosterbate*

23:45 jesus http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html

23:45 1111 moosterbate?

23:45 Lucky13 you mean :masterbate???

23:45 1111 whats that?

23:45 Sarah look it up

23:45 Sarah moosterbat

23:45 1111 lol masturbating with a moose

23:46 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK WSL LIKES BIG BLAKK CO CK SHOVED SO FAR UP HIS ARSE THAT IT HAS TO EXIT OUT HIS MOUTH

23:46 Sarah bate*

23:46 Sarah no

23:46 jesus Actually, it's spelled "masturbate".

23:46 Sarah use the ****ing dictiopnary you tard

23:46 Lucky13 yes your right

23:46 Jizz Monkey umoosterbate.

23:46 Lucky13 my bad

23:46 WSL jizz greanade

23:46 jesus "dictiopnary"

23:46 Sarah moosterbation is in the dictionary

23:46 Sarah :P

23:46 Lucky13 wow were all amazing spellers

23:46 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK WLS'S MOTHRE IS A HERMAPHRODITE

23:46 WSL P)

23:46 Lucky13 ouch

23:46 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK *MOTHER

23:47 1111 why are we here?

23:47 skatings not a crime ****s *****es and ****s backyard edition

23:47 jesus E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE

23:47 WSL P)

23:48 Lucky13 who the hell knows why were here

23:48 Sarah http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=****+waffle

23:48 1111 to get high?

23:48 1111 maybe?

23:48 Kos OMG

23:48 Kos losers

23:48 jesus LUSTY LIFE #89 - SLIDE YOUR LONG LOAF IN MY HOT OVEN

23:48 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK WSL IS HERE LOOKING TO SCORE SOME PPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTAAAHHH

23:48 Sarah http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mooseterbation

23:49 jesus 47 down

23:49 Lucky13 wow jesus.... tasty

23:49 Sarah mooseterbation

23:49 guest402072 when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

23:49 Sarah finally

23:49 Sarah told you

23:49 Kos lol

23:49 1111 wow i was actually close with my random definition

23:50 1111 awesome

23:50 jesus DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR RUBBERS

23:50 1111 they could

23:50 Sarah didn't believe me

23:50 Sarah spray on

23:50 Sarah lol

23:50 jesus LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH

23:50 WSL what about spray paint

23:50 1111 if there are necrofiliacs nearby then yeah

23:50 Kos O_o

23:50 1111 **** yo couch

23:50 Lucky13 lets turn the lights off and play whos in my mouth

23:51 Kos necrophilia is a sick perversion...

23:51 Sarah spray on condom

23:51 1111 i know

23:51 Sarah duh

23:51 jesus ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON

23:51 Sarah delcious

23:51 1111 women dont have colons do they?

23:51 jesus SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN

23:51 WSL idk i like spray paint

23:51 1111 opps i meant prostates

23:51 Sarah no

23:51 1111 my bad

23:51 ASDLK;FHASL;DFK WSL IS ACTUALLTY KKk. HE JUST CHANGED HIS NAME... FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW IT

23:52 Sarah wait i do

23:52 Sarah my bad

23:52 Kos y'all are strange.

23:52 WSL KKK=WSL

23:52 1111 god damn look at all these pathetic ppl (including myself)

23:52 1111 we need to get laid

23:52 Sarah really?

23:52 WSL really

23:52 jesus Jerk Your *** Crayon And Color Me White

23:53 Jizz Monkey stain the couch or the cooch

23:53 Kos I'm asexual. I don't need to be laid...

23:53 Jizz Monkey you need to be..

23:53 Sarah thats nice

23:53 Jizz Monkey serviced.

23:53 jesus Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy

23:53 Sarah lol

23:53 1111 haha no

23:54 Sarah haha yes

23:54 1111 wait

23:54 Sarah lol

23:54 1111 he IS jesus

23:54 Sarah no its God

23:54 jesus WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY

23:54 1111 but still hell no

23:54 Sarah kewl

23:54 jesus TITALLICA - MASTER OF PUPPIES

23:55 Kos asexual - a person who is not interested in or does not desire sexual activity, either within or outside of a relationship.

23:55 1111 that def is wrong man

23:55 Lucky13 so does that mean your waiting

23:55 1111 just so u know

23:55 Lucky13 or that you have no sex drive at all?

23:55 WSL so ure goig to saty a virgin 4 ever no offence

23:55 jesus WHY THINGS BURN

23:55 Sarah i like....

23:55 1111 to ****?

23:55 jesus THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES

23:56 1111 probably

23:56 Jizz Monkey WSL is goign to stay a virgin

23:56 Sarah i like...

23:56 Lucky13 KOS???

23:56 jesus SEX STARVED **** ****S #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN

23:56 1111 to ****?

23:56 Jizz Monkey well that is, unless he gets lucky and manages to get arrested

23:56 1111 ah ****

23:56 Jizz Monkey so he can find someone to pop his ass cherry

23:56 Sarah i like...

23:56 Kos wtf

23:56 1111 im tired but i cant actually sleep

23:56 Jizz Monkey Sarah Topless! Celebrity sex tape!

23:56 1111 damn caffeine

23:56 jesus TIG OL' BITTIES

23:57 jesus GERANALMO

23:57 Sarah i like...

23:57 Kos GEBRUIKERSNAAM

23:57 jesus HUNG WANKENSTEIN

23:57 Sarah spearmint gum

23:57 Sarah lol

23:57 Sarah God can't believe you didnn't know

23:57 jesus SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE DWARFS

23:58 1111 i wish i was high right now

23:58 Sarah are my homies along with hitler

23:58 WSL lol i wa*****ler last night on here

23:58 Kos inloggen

23:58 jesus YOUR QUIM IS MY GYM

23:58 WSL ya remember kos

23:59 Jizz Monkey lol

23:59 jesus BRIANNA LEE'S RED HOT WEINIE ROAST

23:59 Kos wtf?

23:59 WSL wtf what?

23:59 Jizz Monkey backdoor barbecue lol

23:59 jesus FAT THE BALD AND THE UGLY

23:59 1111 hmmm

23:59 jesus AIRTIGHT GRANNY

23:59 1111 i just noticed theres someone with the name "minnie" signed on here

» June 7th, 2007

00:00 1111 i know a girl named minnie

00:00 1111 thats weird

00:00 Sarah GRANNY!!!

00:00 minnie (yo soy bonita) IM MINNIE

00:00 jesus CLIMAX SHOTS #70 - MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER

00:00 Kos ella es bonita.

00:00 jesus CIR***SIZE ME

00:00 1111 and do u happen to be from vernon hills, illinois?

00:00 minnie (yo soy bonita) YEAH

00:00 WSL me 2

00:00 jesus AFRO-CENTRIX #36 - PUMPIN' THE PO-PO

00:00 WSL nah jk