The Louse House’s Chat Logs

July 15th, 2009 View July’s Logs

05:21 TheTick uh, hi?

05:23 TheTick hey bugaboo

05:24 guest837110 hey ;) LMAO

05:25 TheTick I have a millipede up my butt, it tickles

05:26 guest837110 hehehehehe

05:26 guest837110 God crabs are so sexy....

05:27 TheTick I prefer siver FISH

05:27 TheTick er siLver fish

05:27 guest837110 lmao

05:28 TheTick and fleas

05:28 TheTick gotta love fleas

05:28 guest837110 yea totally...but fleas aren't attracted to me :(

05:28 guest837110 I dress all sexy for them and they just ignore me...

05:28 TheTick aww thats ok the lice will always loveth thee

05:29 guest837110 *sniffles* oh hell yes!

05:29 TheTick stop wearing thongs

05:29 TheTick you're stressing them out

05:29 guest837110 what? omg no...But I love thongs,esp silky ones...They are just so sexy :( nooooo

05:30 TheTick leather dear leathr

05:30 TheTick at least that locks in the moisture

05:31 guest837110 WOW! I never thought of that XD

05:32 TheTick yes leather thongs and a HUGE sweaty bush are excellant breeding grounds

05:33 TheTick and when your lover thrusts his love muscle inside you perhaps you'll birth The Fly for real!

05:33 TheTick that would be too cool

05:34 TheTick speaking of flies you know what else is cool? MAGGOTS! All squirmy and wriggly they just make you squiggle and blush :D

05:37 guest837110 omg way too hot!

05:38 TheTick I thought so

05:40 TheTick but seriously caterpillars are the bomb AND they turn into BUTTerflies!

05:41 guest837110 omg I know right...the way they crawl...omg so erotic and sexy...

05:41 TheTick you know why they call some beetles LADY bugs ;)

05:41 guest837110 >:O

05:41 TheTick cuz we know what we want!!

05:42 TheTick LAFY bugs and **** roaches!

05:42 TheTick *lady

05:42 guest837110 yea and it hurts my feelings when people think we're such....such....such FREAKS!

05:42 TheTick they meet in the thicked and fall in love

05:42 TheTick I mean really! we're all about spreading the love man :(

05:42 TheTick why can't people just TRY to understand?

05:43 TheTick just cuz I have accepted my human nature doesn't mean I'm nasty!!

05:44 guest837110 Right on buggaboo honey! right the **** on! *powerful speech moment*

05:44 TheTick In fact people who kill our 6 and 8 legged friends are MURDERERS!!!!

05:44 guest837110 preach it ticksters!

05:44 TheTick I'm thinking about starting a new protest group called PeTI

05:45 TheTick People For The Ethical Treatment On InSex!!!!!

05:46 guest837110 :'D

05:48 TheTick and we're gonna have marches in support of Cray Marraige!!

05:49 guest837110 omg im totally in! cray rights!

05:49 TheTick cuz really all you need is love (bugs) damnit!!!

05:51 TheTick a quote from my favorite group the Beetles, rock on

05:51 guest837110 oh hellz yea!

05:54 TheTick and you know what, I like to be bitten but I hate those pesky diseases so I was thinking about inventing a deer tick-proof condom called Deer-Ex!!

05:54 guest837110 roflmao

05:57 TheTick and I like to seduce my cooter companions so every now and then I slather on some JellO Lube!

05:57 TheTick makes em feel loved and appreciated!

05:57 guest837110 OMG That's the best **** ever!

05:58 TheTick it is really

05:59 TheTick it's not the least bit sticky so your friends never get stuck and it's not greasy so they don't drown in it

05:59 guest837110 lmao

05:59 TheTick in fact it ADDS to the buggy goodness

06:00 TheTick I just loves my gyno gang

06:00 guest837110 oh **** yea

06:01 TheTick they're always with me

06:01 TheTick no matter ****

06:01 TheTick er WHAT

06:01 guest837110 hehehehe

06:03 TheTick but I must depart as I am late for work

06:03 guest837110 aw alrighty

06:03 TheTick as a VERY graphic artist :D

06:03 guest837110 OMG wow! How cool!

06:03 guest837110 lol

06:04 TheTick I'll be back

06:04 TheTick till then stay buggy!

06:04 guest837110 kk ttys

06:09 Nemesis_Nexus I just realized that my **** was wrong

06:09 Nemesis_Nexus er cLock

06:09 guest837110 lmao