The Louse House’s Chat Logs

06:17 Hugh Johnson lol. Happy Mem Day, B.

06:44 Hugh Johnson do lice get you hot and bothered?

06:45 Hugh Johnson I wanna talk to a licer.

15:04 CHORBAGEV Do you want to join me in coitus?

15:04 CHORBAGEV I have no love bugzzz

15:04 CHORBAGEV i neeeed love bugz

15:05 btard hola

15:05 CHORBAGEV buenas dias

15:05 btard I DO wanna join you in coitus.

15:05 btard but after dinner.

15:05 CHORBAGEV oh lame

15:05 CHORBAGEV i want to house some little lice of my own.

15:05 btard awww

15:06 CHORBAGEV give them a nice warm jungly forest of pubes to live in

15:06 btard awesome. I could live there too with the mudkips

15:06 CHORBAGEV i'm too lazy to creatively troll this place

15:06 btard sorry, I really gotta go eat dinner.

15:06 btard are you sure it isn't fake and he's trolling you?

15:06 CHORBAGEV no idea

15:06 btard ftl

15:07 CHORBAGEV anyway, #chan sux kthxbai

15:07 btard man's gotta eat.