The Louse House’s Chat Logs

May 18th, 2008 View May’s Logs

00:50 guest302956 is this a serious website?

01:14 freak15 i love lice! dont u just love the feeling of a few maggots crawling around in your pubes!X-D

01:15 freak15 jk u are all ****ing weirdos! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

01:15 guest730793 What's wrong with pubic lice?

01:15 guest730793 I mean love bugs.

01:15 freak15 whats right with pubic lice?

01:16 guest730793 Everything, they're great.

01:16 freak15 i suppose your right know anywhere i can get some?

01:16 guest730793 Do you have a dog?

01:17 freak15 2 and a couple cats

01:17 guest730793 There you go.

01:17 freak15 what just rub them on ym balls and hope for the best?

01:17 guest730793 Sounds like a fool proof plan.

01:18 guest730793 Better if your mother/neighbour sees you doing it.

01:18 freak15 sadly i live alone ina neighbourless district and my mother is blind

01:19 guest730793 For some reason, I don't believe you. :S

01:19 freak15 nah im telling the truth she was blinded many years ago when she tried to put lovebugs into her eyelashes

01:20 guest730793 Poor thing.

01:20 guest730793 Ah well, I'm gone.

01:20 guest730793  

http://www.collegehumor.com

for anyone who joins after.

01:21 freak15 yep so you rreally are quite the freak then! i suppose you like having sex with cats and lciking corpses as well then?

01:21 freak15 FREAK

07:48 Bugger Crazy JIM!

10:43 dirtydan i put lice in my pubes when i ****

11:50 gxgsgsf wow

11:50 Bugger hi

11:50 Bugger got lice?

12:56 really? is this serious?

13:19 Bugger yes - see that question in faq

14:07 guest770278 just wow

14:56 guest916712 umm

15:24 Bugger Hi saddam,

15:25 Bugger how's it hanging? lol

15:25 Saddam Hussein JIHAD

15:25 Saddam Hussein well my neck is pretty loose

15:25 Saddam Hussein thats about it

15:25 buggy sup

15:25 Bugger Not against us. All the arabs have bugz.

15:25 Saddam Hussein i know

15:25 Bugger hey buggy boy

15:26 Saddam Hussein alright well im gonna go back to hell now

15:26 Bugger all those loose garments in the hot dessert is a licers dream

15:26 Saddam Hussein adios!

15:26 Bugger what're you doin buggy?

15:26 Bugger buggy i.e. michael, right?

15:32 Bugger click on my name to send private chat

17:24 guest78210 hello

17:25 Bugs Bugger hi

17:25 Bugs Bugger buh bye

18:27 guest982961 sick ****s

18:27 Bugs Bugger hullo

18:27 Bugs Bugger ???

18:28 guest982961 Wow! This is great!

18:29 guest982961 Lot of sick jerks showing their jerkiness tho

18:29 Bugs Bugger yeah. not a lot can do about the jerks.

19:04 guest745049 hi hi

19:05 Bugs Bugger hello

19:05 Bugs Bugger where's the party tonight?

19:05 guest745049 anyone wanna pass the bugs onto me?

19:05 Bugs Bugger sure. y not

19:06 Bugs Bugger you are a girl, right? ;-)

19:06 guest745049 yeah. but I shave. do I need a bush to have em>

19:06 guest745049 im not big on big ol buses

19:06 guest745049 bushes*

19:06 Bugs Bugger yes. you need to read the FAQ first

19:07 Bugs Bugger bigger the bush, the more that can live there

19:07 guest745049 I I have just 1 or to in a smaller patch?

19:07 guest745049 can*

19:08 Bugs Bugger well, you've got to have enough bush for them to live and raise theier families or they'll die off

19:09 Bugs Bugger how'd you hear about my site?

19:09 guest745049 how many square inches will they need to raise a small family

19:09 Bugs Bugger I dunno. never measured. you need to let it grow for best results.

19:10 guest745049 I dunno but I wish I came up with a random site like this. you must be making half a killing from goole add;s ;)

19:10 Bugs Bugger nah, the ads just cover expenses

19:11 Bugs Bugger why don't you just make up something freaky?

19:22 Anon1 ******

19:22 Anon1 ******

19:22 Bugs Bugger BAck again, Anon? You obviously want the bugz

19:26 lice im on your balls ******* your blood

19:53 MrDucky lol, what is this website???

19:53 MrDucky i clicked the link on CollegeHumor

19:53 MrDucky is this site for real?

20:04 Nikita BONZAI!

20:12 Bugs Bugger You know you want it, Nilkki.

20:16 Bugs Bugger ok, back to cramming for finals. gotta turn this off. too distracting

22:26 guest293415 < from collegehumor

23:02 guest675740 if this is real all of you are ****ed up