The Louse House’s Chat Logs

May 14th, 2008 View May’s Logs

00:38 guest49622 I just crapped my pants, do lovebugz eat poo?

01:11 Bugger yes, they do. they also make love with eachother while bathing in your ***. wild, huh?

01:57 Jellybean huh ???

01:57 Jellybean oh riiight no one here now !!!

02:07 guest981867 lol

07:00 guest649263 (skull)

10:26 Will Does anyone have any pics of the lovebugz?

19:10 Hrny4Bugz Hi

19:11 aXXo hullo

19:12 Hrny4Bugz do ya have bugs?

19:12 aXXo doesn't everybody?

19:12 Hrny4Bugz haha not me, at least not yet. 26m here by the way

19:13 aXXo 32m

19:13 aXXo pretty different but different strokes, I guess

19:13 aXXo where you going to get them from?

19:13 aXXo Bugger?

19:14 Hrny4Bugz id really prefer to get them from someone in a more natural way, but probably, yes. is it as great as they sound?

19:15 aXXo better. I think they're large mites not lice.

19:15 aXXo where are you?

19:15 Hrny4Bugz florida, but i travel constantly for work

19:16 aXXo what do you do?

19:16 Hrny4Bugz train for retail stores around the country. where are you from?

19:17 aXXo I'm in the movie industry and I participate in file sharing

19:17 Hrny4Bugz conflicting interests, fair enough. big fan of The Pirate Bay then huh?

19:18 aXXo NY/LA- what type of retails store? you could spread them far and wide.

19:19 Hrny4Bugz large clothing retailer. yeah, i could, think that would get me fired and or arrested though lol

19:20 Hrny4Bugz Plus first I'd teed them

19:20 Hrny4Bugz *need

19:20 aXXo Nah.

19:21 aXXo Hey, what if Bugger goes into a store, tries on some clothes (he doesn't wear underwear). Can I catch them if I try on the pants he just did?

19:22 Hrny4Bugz i suppose if you try them on right after him, i dunno how long theyd live in the clothes. seeing as how ive never seen one. does it turn you on to spread them?

19:23 aXXo if I can't spread my seed, at least I can spread my breed.

19:23 aXXo Ever hear of someone catching lice from trying on clothes at your store?

19:24 Hrny4Bugz hah, interesting slogan. i like it. no, we havent heard of that. i guess they just couldn't pin it to our store if they did. it probably happens, yes, but no way to prove it

19:25 aXXo OMG. Being blamed for something like that must be your worst nightmare.

19:26 Hrny4Bugz it wouldn't really be my department, but yeah, we worry about that sort of thing.

19:26 Hrny4Bugz but no more than a peeping tom in the changing room, or shoplifters, or cashiers stealing out their drawers

19:27 aXXo I'll tell bugger. It'll give him ideas.

19:28 aXXo yeah but with shoplifters and toms and all, you can tell when they're stealing. You can't exactly tell a homeless guy he's to smelly or infected to be allowed to try on clothes, can you?

19:29 Hrny4Bugz no, that you can't. is bugger trying to spread them across the country?

19:33 Hrny4Bugz cuz, well, i guess we couldn't stop him, but me personally i'd rather gget them from someone. doesnt matter if its guy or girl just wanna catch them from another person

19:35 Hrny4Bugz hello?

19:44 Hrny4Bugz guess we lost ya

19:45 aXXo yeah, he's a regular Johnny Applelouse.

19:45 aXXo Sorry. watching tv.

19:46 Hrny4Bugz hahaha...no worries. i got distracted by the playoffs myself

19:47 Hrny4Bugz have you spread yours yet to anyone?

19:51 aXXo no. only been doing the girl I got them from

19:51 aXXo Have you ever been interested in a hot girl who tells you you she's got VD?

19:51 aXXo I can't tell you what a relief it is when she says she only has some special sex lice. ;-)

19:52 Hrny4Bugz yeah, i can see how it would be hot to get something forbidden doing such a hot thing...

19:53 Hrny4Bugz so if you dont mind a personal question, what do they do exactly? are they running around while you *********e? can you feel them run back and forth during sex?

19:54 aXXo No. YOu can feel them crawl around. But I think they just hold on for dear life when you start pumping

19:57 Hrny4Bugz haha, how big are they? are they a turn on to just have down there?