06:45 guest97963 Hello.
07:46 guest529388 Hello? :/
09:40 guest280513 this is ridiculous.
11:55 guest600818 (panda)
13:08 buttertart this place is a joke, right? I don't mean to rain on anyone's parade, I'm just asking.
13:41 guest639852 Nah. I've seen 'em. They're real!
13:44 guest639852 Entophilia is just as real as S&M, or furrys, or foot fetishers. Welcome to the new Millenia, now with weird sex stuff on the internet.
14:24 guest265131 what is this site
14:25 guest265131 hello there
14:25 guest195197 how delightfully gross and fake
14:25 guest265131 is anyone moderating this room
14:25 guest265131 yes this cannot be real
14:26 guest195197 i hope to god no one is actually into this
14:26 guest265131 well it is an odd world
14:26 guest265131 hello
14:56 bugzbunny how can you guys be so narrow minded? there's nothing wrong with my crotch babies
14:57 Lice Lice Baby Hey, 'sup?
14:57 Lice Lice Baby Got Lice?
14:57 bugzbunny you know it
14:58 bugzbunny how about you?
15:00 Lice Lice Baby Is this Bugger?
15:02 Lice Lice Baby Hi guys
15:04 Lice Lice Baby don't be shy
15:05 Lice Lice Baby Do you know the parable of Jesus and the Louse?
15:06 Lice Lice Baby Hairy guy, jesus.
15:06 Lice Lice Baby alright, I'm gone
15:38 guest3655324 hello
15:38 eh.. bonjour
15:38 eh.. or hello, whatever.
15:39 guest3655324 you one of these bug people?
15:39 eh.. hahahah no
15:39 eh.. you?
15:39 guest3655324 ??? you edited you nickname, so I was wondering
15:39 guest3655324 no, just interested
15:40 eh.. Yeah, it's the ALOD on somethingawful.. so yeah, I had to check it out
15:40 guest3655324 I'll try anything once, right?
15:40 guest3655324 gotta go
15:40 eh.. True sir, true. Ma'am?
15:40 eh.. toodles
16:50 MagicSP Haha!
16:51 MagicSP this place cant be real
16:51 MagicSP no
16:51 Infestive yes!
16:58 Infestive Body lice can't even live in your hair
17:15 LiceLover69 hello peeps
17:18 Groindexter hey, lover
17:18 LiceLover69 any Flea Flickers around?
17:19 Groindexter fluckers only
17:19 LiceLover69 hey there!
17:19 Groindexter you got em?
17:19 LiceLover69 I got some right now, but they need more living space
17:20 Groindexter why? had you previously gone hairless?
17:21 LiceLover69 They seem to be longing for change at times, and their ever expanding family needs more area to roam
17:21 Groindexter Yeah? ASL?
17:21 LiceLover69 I was hairless for awhile at the beginning, but then I grew out of it
17:22 LiceLover69 19/m/USA
17:22 Groindexter cooool. 22/m/ny
17:23 Groindexter we ought to hook up
17:24 LiceLover69 It must be nice up there right now!
17:24 Groindexter how long have you had them?
17:25 LiceLover69 about almost a year now. My lover shared her flock with me like then
17:25 LiceLover69 and yeah, it'd be nice to hook up!
17:25 LiceLover69 I'd love to spread the love these creatures endow to me
17:27 Groindexter Yeah. People don't get it but they make you think about making love all the time. If they only knew.
17:29 Groindexter gotta fly. CU l8r
17:29 LiceLover69 'kay!
18:11 guest910858 lol
18:11 guest910858 <3 somethingawful
19:58 guest505278 I can't believe there's a chat room for this.
20:11 Bugz Bugger Why shouldn't we have a chat room? gets used a lot
20:12 bugtastic great site!
20:14 Bugz Bugger thanks
20:14 Bugz Bugger great bugs too
20:15 Bugz Bugger where you from? Do I know you?
20:16 Bugz Bugger Hello?
20:19 bugtastic I'm with the buggy crew in the big easy
20:20 Bugz Bugger Oh yeah, I hear they have an active infestation going down there
20:20 Bugz Bugger You shouldn't pick your nits
20:20 Nitpicker I've got an active infestation going down there... if ya know what I mean
20:21 Bugz Bugger How'd you like it if someone picked you?
20:21 Nitpicker I've been picked plenty of times ;;)
20:21 Bugz Bugger there's good picking and bad.
20:22 Bugz Bugger When I see where teh monkey's pick and eat, I just cringe
20:22 Nitpicker I pick nits as my pet. I don't pick a dog or a cat -- only my little licey friends
20:22 Nitpicker "Pick", as in, "select"
20:22 Bugz Bugger but you don't eat them, do you? ;-)
20:22 Nitpicker of course not!
20:22 Bugz Bugger lol
20:23 Bugz Bugger asl?
20:23 Nitpicker no, I don't speak American sign language.
20:23 Bugz Bugger age? sex? location?
20:23 Nitpicker 14/f/NY
20:23 Bugz Bugger that's internet speak
20:23 Bugz Bugger Cooooooooooooooooooool!
20:23 Nitpicker Sorry, I only speak lice
20:24 Bugz Bugger 19/m/NY
20:24 Bugz Bugger you ought to come by and hang out
20:24 Nitpicker That'd be fun! Then you could rape me and brag to all your friends what a real man you are!
20:24 Nitpicker I totally dig older men
20:25 Bugz Bugger Rape? only ifyou like it rough, baby. You can pick my nits
20:25 Nitpicker For instance, my grandpa
20:25 Nitpicker I dug him out of his grave to steal his suit
20:25 Bugz Bugger grandpa?
20:25 Bugz Bugger you're sick!
20:25 Nitpicker I had to get some more money... mom started noticing her purse was getting lighter :)
20:25 Ozymandias this is such a ****ing freakshow
20:26 Nitpicker You want a freakshow, huh?
20:26 Bugz Bugger so how'd digging up grandpa get you some cash?
20:26 Ozymandias are you seriously fourteen?
20:26 Nitpicker I sold his suit, like I said earlier
20:26 Bugz Bugger Hold on, Ozy, we may be onto something here
20:26 Nitpicker Want to get onto something? I have a few ideas... ;)
20:26 Nitpicker Like antidepressants!
20:26 Bugz Bugger er... used suits don't exactly make you rich
20:26 Nitpicker it's a nice suit
20:26 Nitpicker or, was
20:27 Nitpicker besides, I only needed 20 bucks to get a good hit
20:27 Bugz Bugger I'm not depressed.
20:27 Bugz Bugger hit of what?
20:27 Nitpicker crank
20:27 Nitpicker I like to live ;)
20:27 Bugz Bugger are you into the licing scene?
20:28 Ozymandias so, you're a fourteen year old graverobbing, promiscuous crank addict who's turned on by pubic lice?
20:28 Ozymandias interesting
20:28 Nitpicker Along with my pubic lice, I also take an interest in crank mites
20:28 Bugz Bugger Oz, we don't judge here.
20:28 Bugz Bugger Honey, do you need someplace to sleep?
20:28 Nitpicker Oh, I've got my box
20:29 Nitpicker And it's warmer out now
20:29 Ozymandias so, you're homeless?
20:29 Bugz Bugger and, you've got your computer with internet access, so you're all set. Awesome.
20:29 Nitpicker Everywhere is my home ;)
20:29 Ozymandias fair enough
20:29 Nitpicker This is a public access computer silly
20:30 Nitpicker or should I say... pubic access computer? :*
20:30 Bugz Bugger right, at 11:30 at night.
20:30 Nitpicker Internet cafes
20:30 Nitpicker They're open all the freakin' time...
20:30 Bugz Bugger well, that's not free. How're you making green?
20:30 Ozymandias graverobbing; lol
20:31 Nitpicker I make friends quickly :*
20:31 Bugz Bugger lol
20:31 Bugz Bugger I bet
20:31 Nitpicker You wanna be my friend?
20:31 Nitpicker I'm real good to my friends... ;)
20:31 Bugz Bugger Me and andre
20:32 Nitpicker Is Andre your friend?
20:32 Bugz Bugger (it's ozy)
20:32 Nitpicker Oh, I get it now... can I also get it later? From you two?
20:32 Ozymandias what's the question?
20:33 Bugz Bugger I don't have a lot of cash, but you can crash here.
20:33 Nitpicker Well, with the speed I've been taking lately, that might be a couple days worth of crash... but if you can get me some more, I'll keep you happy all night... :*
20:33 Bugz Bugger Did you really program the Xbox?
20:34 Ozymandias How did you all get into licing?
20:34 Bugz Bugger Just grass. :-(
20:34 Bugz Bugger but if you can supply...
20:35 Nitpicker My boyfriend gave me lice... well, I'm not sure which one, but somebody definitely did lol!
20:35 Bugz Bugger Regular lice are gross
20:35 Ozymandias You all should listen to "The Crablouse" by Lords of Acid
20:35 Nitpicker He was Japanese and had these cute nice lice
20:36 Nitpicker I date a lot of japanese guys, but I like to give everybody else a chance too
20:36 Bugz Bugger Yeah? Should I make it the background music on the site?
20:36 Ozymandias that would be amazing
20:36 Bugz Bugger yeah, np, japs love homeless underage chicks.
20:36 Nitpicker No ****!
20:36 Bugz Bugger I've seen the Acid lords link but haven't checked out the tune
20:37 Nitpicker So, anyone here interested in the American Dream?
20:37 Bugz Bugger I understand there's a lovebugz band too and they're pissed at me.
20:37 Bugz Bugger This IS the american dream, baby. Sex, love, freedom. can't get more american
20:38 Ozymandias I don't think this site is "big" enough for the Lords of Acid to prosecute
20:38 Bugz Bugger Do you?
20:38 Ozymandias do I think so? no
20:38 Nitpicker Jay Gatsby didn't have love, but many would say he achieved the American Dream to a great extent.
20:39 Ozymandias Interesting segue, nitpicker
20:39 Bugz Bugger Yeah but he was great
20:39 Nitpicker I'm the ki-queen of subtle transitions.
20:39 Bugz Bugger NP is private mailing me, ozy
20:39 Ozymandias aha
20:39 Nitpicker By that I mean I'm procrastinating an English paper and this seemed like a good escape.
20:40 Ozymandias Jay Gatsby was a lot like Tony Montana; he had it all, but it was completely empty
20:40 Nitpicker Do you seriously have pictures of your *******s, Bugz? 'cause that's just sick.
20:40 Bugz Bugger Ok, NP, here's you photo. this is me.
20:40 Bugz Bugger http://modblog.bmezine.com/2008/03/28/camping-trip-gone-wrong/
20:40 Nitpicker Jay Gatsby did sell illicit substances, I guess...
20:40 Ozymandias and he was infatuated with a woman (Daisy) who had absolutely no insight or depth
20:40 Nitpicker Yeah... not clicking that.
20:40 Nitpicker Did anyone in that novel?
20:40 Ozymandias just alcohol.....not really illicit, even though it was prohibition
20:41 Bugz Bugger what school?
20:41 Nitpicker Yeah, I read that 95% of people in NY during prohibition followed that law
20:41 Nitpicker er, crap
20:41 Nitpicker didn't follow it
20:41 Bugz Bugger That link is awesome! There's no crap on this site so why would I link to a site with crap?
20:41 Ozymandias Are the lice really that big?
20:41 Nitpicker But did Montana have the mystery that Gatsby did? Nuh uh. He was a straightforward mobster, while Gatsby was the subject of endless speculation
20:42 Nitpicker They're about the size of a pea
20:42 Nitpicker And if you say the magic incantation, they tell you secrets
20:42 Nitpicker such as the square root of pi
20:42 Bugz Bugger HEY! No discussion of literature!
20:42 Ozymandias that mistique was more the product of perception, something he convoluted to separate himself
20:42 Nitpicker which i've unfortunately forgotten.
20:42 Nitpicker bugz, you are so far behind...
20:43 Nitpicker Yeah, but it still separates him
20:43 Ozymandias it wasn't inherent in his personality
20:43 Nitpicker from Montana
20:43 Ozymandias how? How are he and Meyer Wolfsheim inherently different?
20:43 Bugz Bugger omg
20:43 Nitpicker who mentioned wolfsheim?
20:44 Ozymandias I did, because he's the "mobster" type
20:44 Bugz Bugger you're going to bore my viewers
20:44 Nitpicker I guess
20:44 Nitpicker All four of us!
20:44 Nitpicker yup!
20:44 Bugz Bugger let's get back to the sex and insects
20:44 Ozymandias the only thing that separates them is the way the narrator percieves Gatsby
20:44 Ozymandias anyway
20:44 Ozymandias w/e
20:44 Nitpicker But my 14-year-old character has died from a meth overdose.
20:45 Bugz Bugger ugh
20:45 Nitpicker Yeah, bummer
20:45 Nitpicker You woulda loved screwin' her, huh??
20:45 Ozymandias I'm still not getting the allure of a parasitic infestation
20:45 Bugz Bugger Ok. I've got an early class tomrow
20:45 Nitpicker It's silly.
20:45 Nitpicker Oh ****, AP Chem test tomorrow morning...
20:45 Nitpicker back to the american dream!
20:45 Ozymandias yeah, and language and comp
20:45 Bugz Bugger Love Lice are awesome! It's weird at first but then its so cool.
20:46 Bugz Bugger you'll see
20:46 Ozymandias I have a phobia of parasites
20:46 Bugz Bugger These are more like the harmless bacteria in your stomach than a "parasite".
20:47 Bugz Bugger you'll see. they're spreading.
20:47 Ozymandias but everyone is born with intestinal flora; everyone isn't born with pubic lice
20:47 Ozymandias and having them doesn't exactly seem like homeostasis :P
20:48 Bugz Bugger " everyone isn't born with pubic lice"- Until quite recently, we were. everybody had em.
20:48 Bugz Bugger **** what? I"m not into that
20:48 Ozymandias so, isn't that a benefit of the sterile invironment we live in today?
20:50 Bugz Bugger The sterile environment we live in today is the source of the HUGE increase in allergies, asmas, etc
20:50 Ozymandias I agree
20:50 Ozymandias we should live in the environment our bodies are naturally adapted to
20:50 Bugz Bugger So, I'm glad you see the upside now.
20:50 Bugz Bugger absolutely
20:50 Ozymandias I don't see the upside, though
20:51 Ozymandias people also used to **** in their own water supply
20:51 Bugz Bugger the environment our bodies are naturally adapted to ABSOLUTELY have body lice.
20:51 Ozymandias alright, I'll try to follow this line of thinking
20:51 Bugz Bugger once your body gets used to it, I'd feel weird without them.
20:52 Ozymandias if that's true then, what are the negative affects of NOT having them?
20:52 guest367156 something about skin cells, too many of 'em
20:52 Bugz Bugger you're not as clean without having them cleaning up down there.
20:53 Bugz Bugger right, 156
20:53 Ozymandias not to be a ****, but that's not too scientific sounding
20:53 guest367156 hey, while the my pals at the trainyard were delousing, i was RElousing.
20:53 Bugz Bugger oh, no. there are studies.
20:53 guest367156 if you catch my drift
20:53 Ozymandias and isn't that something that something like, say, bathing, could fix?
20:54 Bugz Bugger hee hee hee
20:54 Ozymandias We don't exactly live in the 3rd world; we have hygenics at our disposal
20:54 Bugz Bugger Bathing doesn't remove the microscopic microbial life that grows back en masse between showers.
20:55 Bugz Bugger You're skin is crawling with microbes so you need a janitor ont he job
20:55 Bugz Bugger you'll see
20:55 Ozymandias so having microbes on your skin is bad, but having insects on your skin is good?
20:56 Bugz Bugger 156, asl? where you relousing?
20:56 Ozymandias and wouldn't the "microbes" be part of the natural process we were talking about?
20:57 Bugz Bugger I'm no scientist, Ozy. I just know about my personal experience and that of my homeys.
20:57 Bugz Bugger Sorry guys. early class and finals, so I gotta crash.
20:58 Ozymandias OK, I'll be back on this board soon.
20:58 Bugz Bugger Coool, ozy. I'll send u some if u want.
20:59 Nitpicker I just couldn't stay away!
21:00 Bugz Bugger Nit Pick, email me and we'll get together. I'll be in that area soon.
21:00 Bugz Bugger g'night
21:05 guest186039 (rapper)
21:41 guest146907 man...wish someone was here
23:31 guest988424 jkljk
23:32 guest988424 anybody else here?