00:39 marathong. well well well
00:39 marathong. where are my other buggers at?
00:39 marathong. **** you all
00:42 marathong. are you into lice?
00:44 marathong. f u c k yeah
00:45 marathong. bugs
01:00 guest485943 ??
01:19 marathong. i am marathong.
01:19 marathong. hello guest
01:19 guest485943 I wish I was a marathong
01:19 marathong. i am THE marathong.
01:20 guest485943 er.. and what is a marathong?
01:20 marathong. basically a marathon
01:20 marathong. ran wearing only a thong
01:20 crabmeatman oh I see. how can a person be a marathong!?
01:20 marathong. i was the first to do it outside of the united states
01:21 crabmeatman Ah, so not the first in the world
01:21 crabmeatman how embarrassing
01:21 marathong. a little embarrassing, yes
01:21 crabmeatman Have you ever done anything first?
01:21 marathong. by the way julia, i wonder if other people can use this chatroom from the actual ****ed up louse website
01:22 crabmeatman ****
01:22 marathong. aka crabmeat man
01:22 crabmeatman I WAS HOPING YOU WERE A CRAB PERSON
01:22 marathong. HAHAHA
01:22 marathong. sucked in
01:22 crabmeatman I hate you.
01:22 marathong. i thought you were
01:22 marathong. damn
01:22 marathong. i'm using the one i embedded on your page
01:22 crabmeatman HAHA
01:22 crabmeatman Yeah me too?
01:22 crabmeatman hmm
01:22 marathong. i wonder if other people can
01:22 crabmeatman I'll go and check out the site one.
01:22 marathong. like, the one from the acual website
01:23 crabmeatman Yeahh
01:23 crabmeatman Yep they can read it
01:23 crabmeatman haha
01:23 crabmeatman ****
01:23 crabmeatman DARRR I'M A CRAB WITH A COMPUTER DO WHAT I SAY
01:24 marathong. hahah excellent
01:24 marathong. lets hang out in here until real crabbers come along
01:24 crabmeatman Dude I know
01:24 crabmeatman So, James, how are your lovebugs going?
01:24 marathong. yes, yes they are good
01:25 marathong. they were itchy at first
01:25 crabmeatman Excellent
01:25 marathong. but now i love them
01:25 crabmeatman but you get used to it huh
01:25 marathong. and so does my partner
01:25 crabmeatman Oh yeah definitely
01:25 marathong. yes
01:25 crabmeatman Mine are shedding their shells atm.
01:25 crabmeatman I make little sculptures from them,
01:25 crabmeatman or crush them and use them instead of sugar in my tea
01:25 crabmeatman it's delish!
01:26 marathong. i like to let them massage me
01:26 marathong. if you train them, since they are your pets, you can make them do want you want
01:26 marathong. they PLEASE me
01:26 crabmeatman I take mine for walks when it gets too stuffy for them in there
01:26 crabmeatman I also feed them imiation crab meat (real would be cannabilism)
01:27 marathong. hello guest
01:27 marathong. will you join us?
01:27 crabmeatman Oh please, do
01:27 marathong. yes, yes
01:27 crabmeatman ****ING NOW
01:28 marathong. you are what we call a bug chaser, guest
01:28 marathong. YOU WANT THE GIFT!
01:28 crabmeatman damnit I was about to say that
01:28 crabmeatman they left
01:28 crabmeatman what a spoil sport
01:28 marathong. scared them off
01:28 crabmeatman anyway back to the crabs
01:28 marathong. lets not be as demanding next time
01:28 marathong. yes, the crabs
01:28 crabmeatman we are still learning about "guests"
01:28 crabmeatman another guest!@
01:28 crabmeatman are you a local?
01:28 marathong. guest
01:29 crabmeatman Should I let my lovebugs have playtime with my pet hermit crabs?
01:29 marathong. can i help you at all?
01:29 marathong. yes, that is healthy
01:29 crabmeatman Excellent
01:29 crabmeatman I'm worried about some kind of size-imitation
01:29 crabmeatman and by that I meant to say
01:29 crabmeatman intimidationb
01:30 crabmeatman but I'm a fool
01:30 crabmeatman guuueeessstt
01:30 marathong. guest, you can have some of mine
01:30 marathong. don't break they are my sons
01:30 crabmeatman How generous
01:30 crabmeatman LOL'N
01:30 crabmeatman ****
01:31 marathong. crabsticks ~~
01:31 crabmeatman sounds delish
01:31 crabmeatman imation or real?
01:31 crabsticks hey guys
01:31 marathong. please enlighten us
01:31 marathong. why hello, crabsticks
01:31 crabmeatman hey there crabsticks
01:31 crabsticks how are you guys
01:31 crabmeatman what's going down, if you get my drift~
01:31 crabsticks wow
01:31 crabsticks quiet night tonight
01:32 marathong. yes, it is a sad time
01:32 crabsticks usually
01:32 marathong. we were just discussing the pleasures of crab ownership
01:32 crabsticks its pretty busy here on a sat night
01:32 crabsticks yes indeed
01:32 crabsticks how long if you been crabhunting?
01:33 crabmeatman Happy owner here, no hunting at all!
01:33 crabmeatman More of a "sharer"
01:33 crabsticks ah
01:33 marathong. yes, we are sharing
01:33 crabsticks ah an incubator
01:33 crabmeatman You sound like you have experience, do you think it'd be harmful to my crabs if I "decorated" them with coloured nail polish?
01:33 marathong. is that the technical term?
01:34 crabsticks well
01:34 crabsticks they're are alive
01:34 crabsticks and would you do that to someone you loved
01:34 crabmeatman Yes, yes I would
01:34 crabsticks well
01:34 crabsticks to be honest
01:34 crabmeatman I do it to my husband he gets off on it
01:35 crabsticks i think that goes against everything lovebugz are about
01:35 crabmeatman I think he likes the smell
01:35 crabmeatman can crabs smell??
01:35 crabsticks YOU DO THAT!!
01:35 crabsticks YOU FREAK
01:35 crabsticks most people just share
01:36 crabsticks but ok theen
01:36 crabmeatman Freak, how dare you!
01:36 marathong. i want them to enjoy themselves
01:36 crabmeatman Welcome, guests
01:36 crabmeatman Maybe the crabs would get high from the nail polish fumes
01:36 marathong. how do i make their experience more enjoyable?
01:36 crabsticks exactly marathong
01:36 marathong. can i get high with my crabs?
01:36 crabsticks just treat them with respect
01:36 marathong. i want them to be high when i'm high
01:36 crabsticks you know
01:36 crabmeatman I would like a little rainbow parade running around my pubic area
01:36 crabmeatman Could we give them alcohol or would they die?
01:36 crabsticks love bugz don't need silly paint
01:36 crabmeatman Bees can get drunk, you know
01:36 crabmeatman PAINT ISN'T SILLY
01:36 crabsticks thats not what this is about
01:37 crabsticks are you guys for real
01:37 crabsticks or is this some stupid ass kids?
01:37 marathong. guests, are you incubators?
01:37 crabmeatman I'm for real
01:37 crabmeatman how dare you
01:37 marathong. i love my bugs
01:37 crabmeatman I just want to take my experience a little further
01:37 marathong. i didn't get them by choice
01:37 crabmeatman Yes
01:37 marathong. but now i love them
01:37 crabmeatman a forced relationship
01:37 crabmeatman but a relationship nonetheless
01:37 marathong. forced upon me yes
01:37 marathong. but i now love them
01:38 marathong. but i want it to be taken further
01:38 crabsticks well
01:38 crabmeatman Just like that second cousin from Alice Springs that shows up at your door one day
01:38 crabsticks its not something most people are into
01:38 crabsticks but it seems like you've realised what a fullfilling relationahip it can be
01:38 crabmeatman definitely
01:38 crabmeatman I want to take it to the extreme, though
01:38 marathong. yes, yes i have
01:39 crabmeatman Could I take my crabs bunjee jumping??!?
01:39 crabsticks i don't understand why people think its so weird
01:39 crabmeatman like
01:39 crabmeatman naked bunjee jumping?
01:39 crabsticks well
01:39 crabsticks thats the great thing
01:39 crabmeatman or would the wind cause windburn on their little crab lips?
01:39 crabsticks they're always with you
01:39 crabsticks they experience everything you do
01:39 crabmeatman but I don't want to harm them
01:39 crabmeatman unless it's for my own enjoyment
01:39 crabsticks i've been bugging for about five years now
01:39 crabmeatman I'm a sadist
01:40 crabmeatman I want to hurt my bugs
01:40 marathong. how did you start?
01:40 crabsticks are you males or females
01:40 crabmeatman to be honest
01:40 crabmeatman is that illegal?
01:40 crabmeatman can the RSPCA get involved?
01:40 crabmeatman It's a sexual thing, no?
01:40 crabmeatman So it's okay isn't it
01:40 marathong. crabsticks
01:40 crabsticks oh like s&m
01:40 marathong. how did your relationship start?
01:40 crabsticks crabmeatman
01:40 marathong. i want to know
01:40 crabmeatman Yes
01:40 crabsticks YOU ARE SICK
01:40 crabmeatman I AM NOT
01:40 crabmeatman HOW DARE YOU
01:40 crabsticks i think you need some help haha
01:40 crabmeatman I'M BEING HONEST ABOUT MY DESIRES!
01:41 crabsticks don't speak crabmeatman
01:41 crabmeatman I'll speak all I like
01:41 crabsticks you are demented
01:41 crabsticks anyway
01:41 crabsticks marathong
01:41 marathong. yes
01:41 crabsticks i got started
01:41 crabsticks its kind of embarrasing
01:41 crabsticks but
01:41 crabsticks if your for real
01:42 crabsticks you'd knoww that its not always something the ladies are into
01:42 crabsticks i had a friend who got them from a girl
01:42 crabsticks and he wanted to get rid of them (tisk tisk)
01:42 crabsticks so he shaved off his pubes
01:43 crabsticks i just took some of his pubes from the bathroom bin
01:43 marathong. and you collected the pubes?
01:43 crabmeatman omg pubic hair extensions??
01:43 marathong. excellent excellent
01:43 crabsticks and wore them in my undies for a few days
01:43 crabmeatman were they the right colour?
01:43 crabmeatman boy got a weeeave
01:43 crabsticks haha
01:43 crabsticks no
01:43 crabsticks he was a ranger
01:43 crabsticks but
01:43 crabsticks you know
01:43 marathong. disgusting
01:43 crabsticks i was desperaye
01:43 crabsticks desperate*
01:43 marathong. i see is ee, yes yes
01:44 crabmeatman Now who's the freak?
01:44 crabmeatman I think I'd rather whip my crabs than wear singer pubes in my underwear
01:44 crabsticks its not that easy to find a girl
01:44 crabmeatman wait
01:44 crabsticks who is willing to share
01:44 crabmeatman a human girl or a female crab??
01:44 marathong. so the crabs are the girls
01:44 crabmeatman Oh I see
01:44 crabsticks are either you female?
01:44 marathong. yes
01:44 crabmeatman Yes
01:44 marathong. and i have crabs
01:44 crabsticks oh really?
01:44 crabsticks REALLY?
01:44 crabmeatman really really
01:44 marathong. i am embarrased
01:44 crabsticks why?
01:44 crabmeatman I am PROUD of my crabs!
01:44 crabsticks thats great
01:45 crabsticks most people on here are either stupid kids
01:45 crabsticks or asian students
01:45 crabsticks and to be honest
01:45 marathong. asian students?
01:45 crabsticks the crabs are japanes in origin
01:45 crabsticks but still
01:45 crabmeatman So is it a big thing over there?
01:45 crabsticks i don't want no slant eye bugz
01:45 crabmeatman Are there crab conventions?
01:45 crabmeatman HAHAHAHHA
01:45 crabmeatman SLANT EYE BUGZ!?
01:45 crabsticks ha not really
01:46 crabmeatman that's a bit xenophobic, no?
01:46 crabsticks not that i know of
01:46 marathong. yes yes
01:46 crabsticks yeah but
01:46 marathong. i want to meat people like i
01:46 crabsticks i like to keep the bugz pure bred
01:46 marathong. when i finger myself i feel them and it turns me on
01:46 crabmeatman they give me nocturnal emissions
01:46 crabsticks oh now is that possible?
01:46 crabsticks really
01:47 crabsticks i mean
01:47 crabsticks yeah sometimes i can't sleep
01:47 crabsticks cause its get pretty itchy
01:47 crabsticks but
01:47 crabsticks i don't think i've ever felt them
01:47 marathong. i have
01:47 marathong. i have a lot though
01:47 crabmeatman Yours are probably too small
01:47 crabmeatman I got
01:47 marathong. i can see them
01:47 crabmeatman crabius giagntus (latin name)
01:47 crabmeatman And yeah they r00l
01:48 marathong. they are the pure breed
01:48 marathong. what country are you from crabsticks?
01:48 crabsticks can't say i've ever heard that haha
01:48 crabsticks australia
01:48 marathong. as am i
01:48 marathong. saturday night at 6:48
01:48 marathong. the perfect hour
01:49 marathong. do you have a myspace?
01:49 crabsticks um yeah
01:49 crabsticks but its private
01:49 marathong. guest
01:49 marathong. do join us
01:50 crabmomma i want yo crabs
01:50 marathong. crabmomma, you turn me n
01:51 crabsticks hey crabmomma
01:51 crabsticks how are you?
01:51 marathong. crabstick, i'd like to see your myspce
01:51 crabsticks hmm
01:51 crabmomma oh pretty crabby homes
01:51 crabsticks i don't know
01:51 marathong. we are both australian
01:51 crabsticks im not sure you're legit yet
01:52 crabsticks ok then
01:52 crabsticks http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=372470568
01:52 crabsticks whats yours?
01:53 crabmeatman ahem
01:53 crabmeatman e
01:53 crabmeatman ee
01:54 crabsticks yes?
01:54 crabsticks crabmeatman
01:54 crabmeatman the chat room is monged since you sent your link
01:54 crabmeatman good one
01:54 crabsticks really?
01:54 crabmeatman Yes
01:54 crabsticks its working fine for me?
01:54 crabsticks do you have a myspace crabmeatman
01:55 marathong. no, everything has gone wrong
01:55 crabsticks its very rare to meet girls on here
01:55 marathong. chris, you like sailing
01:55 crabsticks especially australias
01:55 marathong. i am a sailor
01:55 crabmeatman I don't know what.. myspace.. is..
01:55 crabsticks really?
01:55 crabsticks oh don't be silly
01:55 marathong. momma
01:56 crabsticks everyone has a myspace
01:56 crabsticks or facebook maybe
01:56 crabsticks hey
01:56 crabsticks if you guys are for real
01:56 crabsticks we could start a group
01:56 crabmomma yes
01:56 crabsticks it would make it easier to meet likeminded people
01:57 crabsticks as you would know
01:57 crabmomma crabsticks i know what you mean
01:57 crabsticks its not always easy
01:57 crabsticks and to be honest
01:57 crabsticks im not the type of bugger
01:57 crabsticks that is just going to give his bugs away
01:57 crabmomma i hear you
01:57 crabsticks i don't believe thats why this was started
01:58 crabsticks what do you guys think
01:58 crabsticks so you tell your partners?
01:58 marathong. i am just happy there are like minded people
01:59 crabsticks yeah true
01:59 crabsticks did you work out the link yet?
02:00 crabsticks i want to see what you look like
02:00 marathong. i'm trying to figure myself out
02:00 crabmomma "those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"
02:01 crabsticks huh?
02:01 marathong. you're a lot younger than i am
02:01 crabsticks oh really
02:01 crabsticks how old are you?
02:03 crabsticks you there marathong
02:03 marathong. it's embarrassing
02:03 crabsticks what is?
02:04 crabmeatman I killed one of my crabs just thenn
02:04 crabmeatman it was satisfying
02:04 crabsticks why would you do that?
02:04 crabmeatman because I'm a sadist I told you that!
02:04 crabsticks you've gone wrong crabmeatman
02:04 crabmeatman but it's oh-so-right
02:05 crabmomma does anyone in here race their crabs?
02:05 crabsticks well i don't think
02:05 crabsticks so
02:05 crabsticks the human bug relationship is sacred to me
02:05 crabmomma well you should
02:05 marathong. the racing is amazing
02:05 crabsticks its spiritual
02:05 crabmeatman I get off on imagining that my bugs are my slaves
02:05 crabsticks and if thats what you're about
02:06 marathong. i name my bugs dace
02:06 marathong. all of them are hung
02:06 crabsticks well then maybe you don't belong here
02:06 marathong. i do
02:06 marathong. i'm different
02:06 crabmomma you are different
02:06 crabmomma sensually different
02:06 crabmeatman I belong here
02:06 crabsticks YOU'RE ALL SICK
02:06 crabmeatman I love my bugs
02:06 marathong. i am 44
02:06 crabmeatman I give them funerals
02:06 marathong. and in love
02:06 crabmomma me too
02:06 crabsticks i bet you're just a bunch of stupid kids
02:06 crabmeatman It's not liek I just ditch them in an alley like some people do with their illegally aborted fetuses
02:07 crabsticks oh come on
02:07 crabsticks thats just wrong
02:07 crabmomma do the right thing and have a service for those who service you
02:07 crabmeatman I do!
02:07 crabmeatman I bury them in little match boxes
02:07 crabmomma we all have needs crabsticks
02:07 crabmeatman decorated with sequins
02:07 crabmeatman I agree with crabmomma
02:07 crabsticks WHY WOULD YOU KILL THEM
02:07 crabmomma oh crabmeatman im with you
02:08 crabmomma we kill then as a sacrifice
02:08 crabmeatman BECAUSE SOME OF US GET OFF ON THAT
02:08 crabmomma them*
02:08 crabmeatman AT LEAST I DON'T KILL HUMAN BEINGS
02:08 crabmomma i get off on it all at hours
02:08 crabmomma even in the express line at woolworths
02:08 crabmeatman Yeah, it just looks like you're scratching
02:08 marathong. backed, if someone is killing crabs i want to know them
02:08 crabmeatman I wish I could hear their little screams
02:08 crabmeatman that would seal the deal
02:08 crabmomma i hear there screams
02:09 crabmomma we are that connected, my little friends
02:09 crabmeatman Damn you, I need to get some kind of microphone set up
02:09 crabsticks you guys are all perverted
02:09 crabmomma oh that can be arranged
02:09 crabmeatman I have to go, I'll be back soon!
02:09 crabmomma make a doco, what do you think
02:09 crabsticks go play with the walkie talkie and harass truck drivers
02:10 crabsticks bloody kids
02:10 crabmomma kids?
02:10 crabsticks im off
02:10 marathong. tell him i can't have kids
02:10 marathong. my insides are all wrong!!!
02:10 crabmomma or are they?
02:10 marathong. no, no they aren't
02:10 marathong. my insides are good
02:10 marathong. louse have healing properties
02:10 marathong. ok, the dude bailed
02:10 marathong. ****
02:11 marathong. crab mommma
02:14 groindexter hmmmmm
02:15 crabmomma yes?
02:15 crabmomma im here
02:16 marathong. thank god crab momma
02:16 crabmomma im here for the serious people
02:16 marathong. i am serious
02:17 crabmomma well how do you go about telling people
02:17 marathong. people just want to have fun you know
02:17 marathong. and i don't agree with it
02:17 marathong. are you M/F ?
02:17 crabmomma oh either do i
02:17 crabmomma M
02:17 crabmomma the momma is a cover
02:18 marathong. oh ok, i was hoping you were female
02:18 crabmomma and why was that
02:18 marathong. i need someone to share with
02:18 crabmomma well i can share
02:18 marathong. to spread my love bugz
02:18 marathong. i haven't had the joy of spreading yet
02:18 crabmomma oh we can still share
02:18 crabmomma love bugz are for anyone
02:18 marathong. how?
02:19 marathong. if we are both male
02:19 marathong. do we rub ****s?
02:19 marathong. i'm not gay
02:19 marathong. mutual touching and stuff, yeah, but only until 4am or until i get tired
02:19 crabmomma well well well
02:19 crabmomma your on the trolley now arent you
02:19 marathong. what trolley you bastard?
02:20 crabmomma the trolley of love bugz
02:20 crabz4lyf oh baby
02:20 marathong. ah yes, good
02:20 crabmomma love bugz complete me
02:20 marathong. are you a love bugger?
02:20 crabmomma we have a wednesday community group
02:21 crabmomma you should come along
02:21 marathong. i was nothing but a man without love bugs before i had love bugs
02:21 marathong. where is it?
02:21 crabmomma i am THE love bugger
02:21 marathong. you aren't anything
02:21 crabz4lyf i stick crabs in my ********
02:21 crabz4lyf this one time i also shoved a gerbal up there
02:21 crabz4lyf it got stuck
02:21 crabz4lyf and died
02:21 crabmomma we meet up in a different phone box each week
02:21 crabz4lyf now my a$$ always stinks
02:22 crabmomma oh thats something i needed to hear
02:22 marathong. phone box?
02:22 marathong. i want a phone box
02:22 marathong. where are they?
02:22 marathong. what is your myspace?
02:22 crabmomma you want my phone box
02:22 marathong. i'm about to wank
02:22 crabmomma thats what your daying
02:22 crabmomma saying***
02:22 crabz4lyf i want crabs IN my box if ya get me MERHERHERHERHERHERHAHAHAA
02:22 marathong. a woman!!!
02:22 crabmomma oh hell yeahz
02:22 marathong. let me **** you
02:23 crabmomma your about to wank a woman
02:23 marathong. i want you to have my love bugs
02:23 crabmomma is that what your saying
02:23 crabmomma oh i want your love bugz
02:23 marathong. you
02:23 marathong. crabsticks i love you
02:23 crabmomma in my phone box of bugz lurve
02:23 crabmomma crabsticks is back
02:24 marathong. he is my son
02:24 crabsticks are you stupid kids still here
02:24 crabmomma your son
02:24 crabmomma your son is rude marathong
02:25 marathong. yes, yes he is
02:25 crabmomma tell him to embrace the love
02:25 marathong. i want you to love me, son
02:25 crabmomma he should be more comfortable in here
02:25 marathong. he should be able to open up
02:25 marathong. with like minded people
02:25 crabmomma crabsticks, be more comfortable, we dont judge here
02:25 marathong. a crab just went in my food?
02:25 marathong. is that wrong?
02:25 marathong. i need closure
02:26 crabmomma no that is not wrong
02:26 crabmomma he is your friend
02:26 crabsticks you guys are stupid
02:26 marathong. good, beacuse i just ate him
02:26 marathong. he is happy now
02:26 crabmomma inside or outside of you
02:26 crabsticks crabs can't get in your food
02:26 marathong. i saw it in my food
02:26 crabmomma i saw it too
02:26 crabsrkewl hey babes
02:26 marathong. momma saw it
02:26 crabmomma i feel so close to you already
02:27 marathong. we are ready
02:27 crabsticks YOU ARE ALL ****ED!
02:27 marathong. crabs
02:27 crabmomma ready to mate?
02:27 crabsrkewl i am
02:27 crabsticks i bet you're just a bunch of stupid little emos
02:27 marathong. i am ready to BREED
02:27 crabmomma OH LETS BREED UP A STORM
02:27 crabmomma A STORM OF FUNKY WILD MONKEY LOVE
02:27 crabsrkewl im fair keen
02:27 crabsticks crabsrkewl
02:27 marathong. crabskewl, are you read to BREED?
02:27 crabmomma crabz included
02:27 crabsrkewl i was born ready babe
02:27 marathong. GOOD
02:28 crabmomma born ready
02:28 crabmomma YES
02:28 marathong. my crabs are going wild at this
02:28 marathong. they are leaping and bounding
02:28 marathong. oh
02:28 marathong. it's like an ******
02:28 marathong. they know what is going to happen
02:28 crabmomma oh am i the only one getting off here?
02:28 marathong. no, no you're not
02:28 marathong. and it's not wrong
02:28 marathong. crabskewl are you getting off?
02:28 crabmomma i didnt think so
02:29 crabmomma it feels so right
02:29 crabsrkewl i sure am
02:29 marathong. good, oh yes, there will be breeding tonight
02:29 crabmomma breeding, IN MY PANTS
02:30 crabmomma there is a party in my pants and eveyone is invited
02:30 crabsrkewl invited?
02:30 crabsrkewl even me
02:30 marathong. damn, he left before the party started
02:31 crabmomma yeah your invited
02:31 marathong. ahh yes, he is back
02:31 marathong. invitation accepted
02:31 marathong. F U C K Y E A H
02:31 marathong. this is GOOD
02:31 crabsrkewl very good
02:32 marathong. get involved crabsrkewl
02:32 crabmomma too good
02:32 marathong. damn, i'm losing my heat
02:32 marathong. you need to spark me up, baby
02:32 crabmomma i dont know how much more i can handle before i rip my clothes off
02:32 marathong. tell me about your crabs
02:32 marathong. my clothes are off
02:32 crabmomma sames
02:33 marathong. good
02:33 marathong. guest, will you party?
02:33 crabmomma come on, join us
02:33 marathong. alone, again
02:34 crabmomma we are not alone
02:34 marathong. not with crabs, you are right
02:34 marathong. i am happy again
02:34 crabmomma well you should be
02:34 crabmomma i think we should meet up
02:35 marathong. i think it's time
02:35 crabmomma well ok
02:35 crabmomma im from whereever your from
02:35 marathong. that's amazing, because that's where i'm from
02:36 crabmomma get out of town
02:36 crabmomma well im thinking we should meet up in a cemetery
02:36 marathong. no ~~ because it's your town as well
02:36 marathong. cemetery is hot
02:36 crabmomma oh yes, its erotic and scene
02:36 marathong. scene is the best part
02:37 marathong. we'll strip naked
02:37 crabmomma oh ho ho ho
02:37 crabmomma we are covered in love bugz
02:37 marathong. we need a song
02:37 marathong. i'm glad you started it
02:38 crabmomma ok this is the song
02:38 crabmomma ohhh marathong
02:38 crabmomma you make this seem right not wrong
02:38 crabmomma i love your bugz
02:39 crabmomma and there tiny little hugz
02:39 crabmomma oh how i love you
02:39 crabmomma *breakitdownnow*
02:39 marathong. ohhhh crabmomma
02:40 marathong. you got crabs from a llama
02:40 marathong. but that's ok, baby, i know
02:40 crabmomma i know
02:40 marathong. we can share them where ever we go
02:40 crabmomma it was hot
02:40 marathong. my first crabbing experience
02:41 marathong. was the same
02:41 marathong. very hot
02:41 crabmomma so hot you would like to go there again
02:43 crabmomma i'll take that as a yes
02:43 marathong. f u c k y e a h
02:43 crabmomma where are you from seriously
02:43 marathong. austrraaalia
02:43 crabmomma samee
02:43 crabmomma NSW?
02:43 marathong. yeah dude
02:43 marathong. yeah dude i am
02:43 crabmomma same
02:43 crabmomma im from sangate
02:44 marathong. sangate?
02:44 marathong. what the ****
02:44 crabmomma why i mentioned the cemetery
02:44 marathong. ahh yes
02:44 marathong. newcastle?
02:44 crabmomma right near my crab lair
02:44 crabmomma yes
02:44 crabmomma youd know of it
02:44 marathong. yeah dude that thing is masive
02:44 crabmomma im sure?
02:44 crabmomma well sangate is my place
02:45 marathong. where did you find this godforsaken website?
02:45 crabmomma i live in a white house
02:45 crabmomma come over???
02:45 crabmomma i started it
02:45 crabmomma how did you find it babe?
02:45 marathong. i don't give a **** about a white house
02:45 crabmomma well why are you here?
02:45 marathong. white house
02:45 marathong. why am i here?
02:46 crabmomma yes
02:46 marathong. to sing songs about crabs and laugh at jerks
02:46 crabmomma ohhh
02:46 crabmomma so your not serious
02:46 crabmomma how embarassing
02:46 marathong. i am serious now
02:47 crabmomma about love bugz
02:47 marathong. sangate you say?
02:47 crabmomma yes
02:47 marathong. yes, i will be there imminitely
02:47 crabmomma thank god
02:47 crabmomma i will be naked and waiting
02:47 crabmeatman I'm back!
02:47 crabmomma should i dip myself in honey and cream?
02:47 crabmomma in all the needed areas?
02:48 marathong. yes
02:48 crabmeatman hello guests
02:49 crabmomma good
02:49 crabmomma hello
02:49 crabmomma now back to marathong
02:49 crabmomma when will you be at my house
02:49 Crabmeatman Stop being so rude yall
02:49 crabmomma and how will you know wo find it
02:49 marathong. i know everything
02:49 Crabmeatman I went to torture my crabs, I took so long to get back because they started escaping
02:49 marathong. i wanted to cook them
02:49 marathong. i want to see you momma
02:49 marathong. my crabs know
02:49 marathong. my crabs want it
02:50 marathong. honey
02:52 crabmomma oh babe
02:52 crabmomma get over here
02:52 crabmomma the cream is melting im so hot
03:13 Kaze~ i want in on these bugs
13:56 Crabcake WTF
14:41 guest182799 hello
14:41 guest182799 i got ants in my pants
14:41 guest182799 ants in my pants
14:41 guest182799 sing it with me
15:47 guest614082 loL!
22:43 guest662628 well...
23:20 guest462208 lol lol lol lol lol lol lol no way
