The Louse House’s Chat Logs

May 9th, 2008 View May’s Logs

01:05 guest470044 THIS IS BREAKING MY BRAIN

04:43 Insex Hey, 50 Ways, imho, you may not want to advertise that your band members have lice. Believe it or not, some people may not be understanding.

06:22 guest563267 You guys are absolutely hilarious!

07:21 lilyfish you know, i have to say, i have NEVER heard of this interest before. and i've been reading "savage love" for years...

07:21 lilyfish i'm not judging, i think it's fascinating!

07:22 lilyfish so, uh, bugs... what initially spurred you to pollinate yourself?

07:23 lilyfish hmph, methinks i am either alone or being ignored. :( ah well. i'm not your garden variety troll, i'm a nice troll!

07:23 Bugs Bugger how's it going?

07:24 lilyfish good, how are you doing?

07:24 Bugs Bugger don't know 'savage love'. what is it?

07:24 lilyfish savage love is a wonderful sex & love advice column written by dan savage, the most wonderful gay man ever to live

07:24 lilyfish it's like the quirky, sexual deviant version of normal love columns

07:24 lilyfish just look up 'savage love', you can read it on the onion's av club

07:25 lilyfish he's been writing it for years and years and years now

07:26 Bugs Bugger Did he mention us?

07:26 Bugs Bugger How'd u hear about the site? do I know u?

07:29 Bugs Bugger Still cold in PA?

07:32 Bugs Bugger  

http://www.bangme.net/viewprofile.aspx?uid=516687

07:32 Bugs Bugger Nice. U R my kind of girl.

07:47 Bugs Bugger Still here, Dor?

07:48 Bugs Bugger gotta run. back l8r

08:26 guest690822 hello

10:00 Captain Planet i can understand pedophilia, but this **** is just plain nasty. wtf is wrong with you.

10:20 lilyfish I don't think they're hurting anyone

11:01 Insex Thx, Lily. Some might even say we're helping.

12:21 Insex ji

13:05 numero_uno hello there.

13:51 guest899670 HOLA!

13:52 guest862898 I don't speak french :(

13:53 guest899670 Bummer.

13:54 guest899670 Personal sea monkeys in my pants dance all the way to france!

13:54 guest862898 I've always wondered how to get something like personal sea monkeys in my pants.

13:54 guest899670 Duh. Bump dem uglies.

13:55 guest862898 I guess I'm just worried my cat will get jealous of them

13:55 guest862898 I mean since they're a lot like pets.

13:56 guest899670 What are you gonna name yours?

13:56 guest899670 I'm thinking Ned, Mervin, you know, cool names.

13:56 guest862898 I think I'm gonna go with classic names

13:56 guest862898 Ones that won't make them feel embarassed around the other lovebugs

13:56 guest899670 Oh. Hmm.

13:56 guest862898 Ned, now that is a solid name

13:57 guest899670 I'm not sure if I want to share mine after I get them though. It would be hard saying goodbye.

13:58 guest862898 Yeah and you also wouldn't want to leave on a bad note

13:58 guest862898 You'd never have a chance to make it right with them

13:58 LiceLovah Abandoned lice syndrome. How damaging is that?

13:58 guest862898 They'd just be off enjoying someone else's tangled jungle of love, forgetting about you.

13:59 LiceLovah Sad.

13:59 LiceLovah I just don't know if I could handle it.

14:00 guest862898 Yeah, imagine if you get some serious hang-ups and end up neglecting your other lice?

14:00 guest862898 And then you have to go to therapy and go on the meds

14:01 LiceLovah Dang. I just might stick with my Herb Garden.

14:01 guest862898 Yeah I think I may need to just deal with my cat right now

14:03 LiceLovah Do cats even like lice?

14:03 guest862898 I think they prefer fleas

14:04 guest862898 and ticks if they want something more substantial

14:04 guest862898 but mostly just fleas

14:04 Bugs Bugger hi gang

14:05 LiceLovah HA!

14:05 guest862898 Hello.

14:05 LiceLovah Good Afternoon.

14:05 Bugs Bugger ha HA ha?

14:05 LiceLovah Just amused by previous conversation.

14:06 Bugs Bugger Hey lovah, you're who I think you are, right?

14:06 LiceLovah Sure am.

14:06 guest862898 Hm.

14:06 LiceLovah Hm?

14:06 Bugs Bugger 'sup, dude?

14:07 LiceLovah Not much, you?

14:07 Bugs Bugger Hi 98, what are you up to on a friday night?

14:07 Bugs Bugger where you going tonight, lovah? where's the party?

14:08 LiceLovah Partys at my place. Trying to keep it low key.

14:08 Bugs Bugger yeah, like that ever happens.

14:16 Bugs Bugger hi guys

15:28 wonton hello

16:53 furrius hello

16:54 furrius you there?

16:54 furrius anyone?

16:54 furrius dddddddddddd

16:54 furrius great

16:54 furrius what?

16:54 furrius dubm

16:54 Bugs Bugger hey

16:54 furrius hi!

16:54 furrius is this for real

16:54 Bugs Bugger 'sup?

16:55 furrius do you run this site

16:55 Bugs Bugger it's awesome man

16:55 Bugs Bugger yep, me and insex

16:55 furrius ok

16:55 furrius um

16:55 furrius what if i take a shower

16:55 furrius do i lose them

16:56 Bugs Bugger once they're established, you can shower as normal

16:56 Bugs Bugger they'll hang on

16:56 furrius wow

16:56 furrius gross

16:56 Bugs Bugger really, you're cleaner with them eating the dead skin cells and all

16:56 Bugs Bugger its a little weird at first, but you get used to it

16:57 furrius ewew but if you give head you get bugs in your motuh thats sicknasty

16:57 Bugs Bugger no, it's cool. you'll see.

16:57 furrius NO I WONT

16:57 Bugs Bugger we're spreading into the main stream, baby!

17:01 myself the dust mites evey person has on thier shin should be enough to keep 'down there' clean of dead skin cells...

17:02 Bugs Bugger you'll see. ;-) My show is starting. l8r

19:16 Toni I have love bugs :D they make me feel happy :D I love feeling them skitter in my pubes and along my shaft

20:37 guest483715 I dont have them :(

20:38 moo anyone here?

21:07 Girlie Yo

21:44 guest0mg So this is a joke right?

21:44 guest0mg Talk people!

21:45 guest0mg Hello?

22:05 guest623530 ;p[