The Louse House’s Chat Logs

May 4th, 2008 View May’s Logs

19:12 guest595497 how about those insects then

19:12 bugluv heyyyy

19:14 bugluv was wit my gf tonight and she gave them to me

19:15 bugluv hey

21:51 CHORBAGEV I have butt bugs, i don't know why they don't go around front.. is there something wrong with them?

21:51 Mallvam so guise i leik bugs on my ****

21:51 CHORBAGEV TEE MOO

21:51 CHORBAGEV i wish some real bug lovers would come in here.

21:51 Mallvam MOO TEE

21:52 Mallvam **** you

21:52 CHORBAGEV You sombit

21:52 CHORBAGEV iza gon give you soem ****in bugs

21:52 CHORBAGEV d00d

21:52 CHORBAGEV wait...

21:52 CHORBAGEV that's like a come on. nevermind.

21:52 Mallvam is **** censored

21:52 CHORBAGEV yes

21:52 Mallvam no you did that on purpose I guess

21:53 Mallvam wait

21:53 CHORBAGEV it is

21:53 Mallvam what

21:53 CHORBAGEV **** **** **** **** **** **** ****

21:53 Mallvam in

21:53 Mallvam a chatroom about having sex to spread insects

21:53 Mallvam they censor the word ****

21:53 Mallvam as if someone might be offended

21:53 CHORBAGEV bass ackward futher muckers

21:54 Mallvam "Conversations are logged and will be publicly available on the Web." WOO

21:54 CHORBAGEV We're gon be famus

21:54 Mallvam Whoever made this site, bugger or insex or whatever, man

21:54 Mallvam congratulations

21:54 Mallvam this is either a ****ing fantastic parody or some of the weirdest **** on the internet

21:54 CHORBAGEV i think those people were staging a conversation

21:54 CHORBAGEV like, you know.

21:55 Mallvam yeah

21:55 CHORBAGEV the public chats looked fake

21:55 CHORBAGEV GUEST COME HERE I GOT SOME BUGZ TO GIVE YE

21:55 * CHORBAGEV bug humps guest

21:55 Mallvam where do you guys live I want to get pollinated

21:55 CHORBAGEV ****

21:56 CHORBAGEV i just realized this room is called the louse house

21:56 CHORBAGEV wha..

21:56 CHORBAGEV they left.

21:56 Mallvam man that guest was such a ******

21:56 Mallvam didn't understand our LIFESTYLE

21:56 Mallvam THEY JUST DON'T GET US

21:56 CHORBAGEV too good for us bug lovers

21:56 Mallvam YEAH

21:56 Mallvam WE BUG

21:56 Mallvam SO WHAT

21:57 Mallvam WE'RE STILL PEOPLE

21:57 Mallvam THAT BEEP

21:57 Mallvam IS PISSING

21:57 CHORBAGEV I'm a crab collector and proud of it

21:57 CHORBAGEV where's my marker and cardbord ?!?!?

21:57 Mallvam man

21:58 Mallvam I should start selling packets of bug eggs except SURPRISE THEY ARE ACTUALLY BROWN RECLUSE EGGS

21:58 Mallvam haha that would be fantastic

21:58 CHORBAGEV well ****ing good job

21:58 CHORBAGEV now they all know

21:58 Mallvam Good

21:58 CHORBAGEV and **** SPIDERS

21:58 Mallvam maybe they'll stop trying to get infected out of pure fear

21:58 CHORBAGEV maybe we need a japanese scientist that will breed brown recluses until they look like crabs and will stay in your pubic area

21:59 CHORBAGEV but will bite you and your *******s will rot off

21:59 CHORBAGEV *******s.. gentitleslsls.

21:59 CHORBAGEV Copyright © LoveBugz.net - Design by Insex

21:59 CHORBAGEV Insex is the guy indeed

22:00 Mallvam the email address is buggers@stupid website url whatever

22:00 Mallvam maybe we should TROLL HIM UP

22:00 CHORBAGEV MAYBE

22:00 Mallvam "I ARE A PRETTY GIRLY I WANT YOUR BUGS"

22:00 Mallvam MAYBE I SHOULD STOP GIVING AWAY ALL MY EVIL PLANS

22:01 CHORBAGEV I need to find a picture of a pubic area with crabs and email it to him to get access to the forums

22:01 CHORBAGEV ya rly

22:02 CHORBAGEV ok, wait. i have a genius plan.

22:07 CHORBAGEV omg guys guys

22:07 CHORBAGEV  

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk253/chorbogav…crapititus

22:07 Mallvam wow.

22:07 Mallvam you know that's going to be deleted from photobucket

22:07 CHORBAGEV probably

22:07 CHORBAGEV but my profile isn't public, i don't believe.

22:09 CHORBAGEV alright i guess no real bug lovers are going to come

22:09 Mallvam >:(

22:18 guest8017110 Hi

22:19 guest8017110 show me your bugs

22:19 guest8017110 ASL?

22:19 guest8017110 BUGS?

22:20 guest8017110 Mallvam

22:20 guest8017110 your bugs

22:22 guest8017110 ok what the hell

22:22 guest8017110 that's a crab

22:22 Mallvam Hello guest8017110

22:22 guest8017110 HI

22:23 Mallvam Hello guest1409855

22:23 guest1409855 oh that picture is just lovely

22:23 guest8017110 I have bugs but i need someone elses bugs to mate with, i dont know if they can have incestuous relationships without genetic flaws

22:24 guest8017110 they might be born with downsyndrome

22:24 guest1409855 actually im searching for downsyndrome bugs specifically

22:24 guest1409855 can you give some of those to me

22:24 guest8017110 im sure i have a few

22:24 guest8017110 i see a couple that walk in circles..

22:24 Mallvam an unintelligent insect? that would be terrible!

22:24 guest8017110 and drag their "legs"

22:24 Mallvam pix

22:25 guest1409855 dude, that chick has giant boobs

22:25 guest8017110 yellow guest

22:25 guest8017110 ASL

22:26 guest1409855 21/girl in the picture/the beach

22:26 guest8017110 My love bugs yearn to prosper in the beautiful fields of your ******l homeland

22:26 guest735136 lol@this site

22:26 guest1409855 ****

22:27 guest1409855 HAHA

22:27 guest1409855 I can say that?

22:27 Mallvam No

22:27 guest1409855 *****

22:27 guest1409855 ****

22:27 Mallvam It censors words

22:27 guest1409855 oh

22:27 guest1409855 it's just not censored for me

22:27 Mallvam Yeah

22:27 Mallvam but all we see is stars

22:27 guest735136 n*i*g*g*e*r*s

22:27 Mallvam APPARENTLY

22:27 guest8017110 so do you accept my offer?

22:27 guest1409855 oshi

22:27 Mallvam people in a chatroom about HAVING SEX TO SPREAD INSECTS might be offended by the word ****

22:28 guest8017110 Please join me in coitus to prolong the life of our precious bugs

22:28 guest1409855 (pacman)

22:28 guest735136 n i g g g g g g g g g g g g e r r r r r s

22:28 Mallvam there are no cute little louse smileys

22:28 guest1409855 what, right here?

22:28 guest1409855 right now?

22:28 guest8017110 in my 73 stationwagon

22:29 guest8017110 i'm pretty sure the whole car is infested so you can just like, ride to the grocery store with me and rent a movie.

22:29 guest1409855 :D

22:29 guest1409855 can we watch a movie about lice

22:29 guest8017110 Yes!

22:29 guest735136 You got it?

22:29 guest8017110 Apocolice: End of the Lousing Days

22:30 guest735136 **** you all

22:30 guest735136 may you rot in hell

22:30 Mallvam eh what?

22:30 guest735136 thats what

22:30 guest8017110 735, join me coitus !

22:30 guest1409855 haha

22:30 guest8017110 you will love it

22:30 Mallvam 110 I will join you

22:30 Mallvam can you get bugs from bumsex

22:30 guest8017110 Your parental instincts will kick in once you realize you're providing for a family of beautiful creatures

22:30 guest1409855 Let's watch Jerry Maguire

22:31 guest1409855 that movie stars two horrific insects

22:31 Mallvam GUEST NUMBER 8017110 DO YOU HAVE ANAL BUGS

22:31 Mallvam MAY I HAVE SOME

22:31 guest8017110 I do and WOULD LOVE TO SHARE

22:31 guest8017110 ANAL TO ANAL even

22:31 guest1409855 GUYS ONE OF MY BUGS DIED THIS MORNING

22:31 guest1409855 a moment of silence

22:31 Mallvam WE CAN POOP FOREVER

22:31 guest1409855 pls

22:31 guest1409855 thanks

22:32 guest8017110 one eternal flatulence

22:32 guest1409855 thanks for that moment of silence

22:32 Mallvam you're welcome guest 855

22:32 Mallvam every bug is sacred

22:32 guest1409855 (panda)

22:32 guest8017110 i want a panda face

22:32 guest8017110 where the **** is my panda face

22:33 Mallvam a panda would get bugs ALL OVER

22:33 Mallvam can you imagine

22:33 guest8017110 GUYS

22:33 guest8017110 GUYS

22:33 guest8017110 GUYS

22:33 guest1409855 wat

22:33 guest8017110 my love bugs are being vandalous!

22:33 guest8017110  

http://library.thinkquest.org/22467/images/lice3.j…lice3

22:33 guest8017110 i need to have their teeth removed

22:33 guest1409855 loading forever

22:35 guest8017110 I call this one Fred:

http://www.rappstreet.org/albums/crabs/aae.sized.j…aae.sized

22:36 Mallvam Fred is very handsome

22:36 guest8017110 Mallvam, you will appreciate this one. I bet Wray would too.

http://somos.petardas.com/imagenespetardas2/aranag…aranag

22:36 guest8017110 i'm removing that for my own sake

22:38 guest8017110 Oh **** the yellow guy left

22:38 Mallvam :(

22:38 guest8017110 Here is George.

http://medent.usyd.edu.au/photos/pubicp.jpgpubicp

22:38 Mallvam George is one sexy ***** :D

22:38 guest8017110 i like masculine names for my little children.

22:39 Mallvam if George were life size I would **** him in however many asses he has

22:39 guest8017110 Oh, we went to walmart to get a family portrate

22:39 guest8017110 FIVE generations..

http://www.entm.purdue.edu/pittendrigh_lab/images/…pittendrigh-lice

22:40 Mallvam WOW that is impressive

22:40 Mallvam I didn't know walmart did portraits like that

22:41 guest8017110 i really ****ed up the word portrait.

22:41 Mallvam embarrassing really

22:41 guest8017110 Poor little franklin, the downsyndrome baby :(

http://www.monmsci.net/~kbaldwin/Anoplura-Thumbnai…1

22:42 Mallvam man

22:42 Mallvam he looks so pitiful

22:42 guest8017110 i hope these images stay on here until someone shows up

22:42 Mallvam I just want to curl up with him and make him feel better :(

22:42 guest8017110 it was more fun when you didnt know it was me.

22:42 Mallvam haha

22:42 Mallvam I knew it was a troll though

22:42 guest8017110 yeah but it was a better troll

22:42 Mallvam it was more fun when there were two other people who weren't ****s on here

22:42 guest8017110 haha

22:43 guest8017110 i can rest easy knowing that someone might read this

22:43 Mallvam that is my general opinion of most of what I do on the internet

22:44 guest8017110 a surprisingly large amount of photos of black people are coming up in this search.

22:45 Mallvam well duh

22:45 Mallvam ****** love dem crotchbugs

22:48 guest8017110 dem dang ol ****oes

22:49 guest8017110  

http://lancaster.unl.edu/enviro/Images/Insects/lic…louse1a

22:49 guest8017110 HENRY!

22:49 guest8017110 you can see his fecal matter

22:51 guest8017110 And Great Grandfather Elbert

http://www.practicalscience.com/ppubis2.jpgppubis2

22:51 guest8017110 ok wow, i've looked at way too many disgusting photos

22:51 Mallvam impossible

22:52 guest8017110 i'm a little grossed out now.

22:53 guest8017110 i like reading my own trolling

22:53 guest8017110 is that arrogant?

22:53 Mallvam nah

22:55 crotchbug217 HAI

22:55 Mallvam HEY

22:56 Mallvam ASL

22:56 crotchbug217 38/M/KANSAS

22:56 crotchbug217 YOU GOT BUGS?

22:56 Mallvam 7110 does

22:56 guest8017110 wanna share? I need my bugs to procreate

22:56 crotchbug217 ASL

22:57 guest8017110 Uhhh.....

22:57 guest8017110 i don't feel like this anymore

22:57 guest8017110 those pictures are freaking me out

22:57 Mallvam what you're not giving me bugs :(

22:57 guest8017110 y'ant some bugs?

22:58 Mallvam sure

22:59 Mallvam I've never tried bugs before I'm kinda nervous

22:59 guest8017110 wait !

22:59 guest8017110 that person just came in and left...

23:00 guest8017110 that was rude.

23:00 guest8017110 bug hater.

23:01 guest8017110 man, we're coming here gain tomorrow if we're not banned.

23:01 guest8017110 hopefully someone will be on.

23:02 guest8017110 maybe i should've censored her private areas with the crab?

23:02 guest8017110 like, all 3.

23:02 guest8017110 made the glowing effect different colors.. different angles and different sizes.

23:03 Mallvam um... okay

23:04 guest8017110 i put too much effort into the wrong things.

23:08 guest8017110 HEY GUYEST

23:08 guest8017110 GUEST

23:08 guest5675401 yo.

23:08 Mallvam do you have bugs?

23:08 guest8017110 Please check out my family >

23:09 guest8017110 And the resulting bite marks :(

23:09 guest8017110 DO YOU WANT THEM?

23:10 guest8017110 PLEASE ASL

23:11 guest8017110 567!

23:12 guest8017110 I want you to father my lice children

23:12 guest8017110 and together, we will forever be biologically linked

23:12 guest8017110 by our lice kin.

23:14 guest8017110 and years from now, we can once again join in coitus and our great grand children lice can procreate and hopefully they will be genetically different enough to now have a downsyndrome baby like poor George.

23:14 guest8017110 or.. whoever, i forget.

23:14 guest8017110 HOLY **** YOU *******

23:14 guest8017110 i typed all that for NOTHING

23:14 Mallvam hahaha

23:20 Mallvam Welcome

23:21 guest8017110 Please, take a gander at my beautiful family

23:21 guest8017110 i am here to let them explore the plains of your ******l prairies

23:23 guest8017110 or the mountainous terrain of your ********s

23:23 guest8017110 such hikers, my beautiful children are.

23:23 Mallvam is anyone here?

23:24 guest8017110 i would CERTAINLY HOPE SO

23:24 guest8017110 god damnit

23:25 guest8017110 Ok if you don't speak you're going to have my children in your MOUSTACHE

23:25 guest8017110 ****ER

23:25 guest3096979 children?

23:25 guest8017110 yes, observe >

23:25 guest3096979 Oh....

23:25 guest3096979 k

23:26 guest8017110 you seem disconcerted

23:26 guest8017110 out of sync, with the world of.. ******* lice.

23:26 Mallvam do you want bugs?

23:26 guest3096979 If they are nice bug

23:26 Mallvam guest, ASL

23:26 guest3096979 *bugs

23:26 guest8017110 mine are nice, they bite playfully >

23:26 guest8017110 observe.

23:27 guest3096979 Well, if they are nice, then ok.

23:27 guest3096979 Who says ASL anymore.

23:27 guest3096979 *?

23:27 guest8017110 I DO ****ER

23:27 guest8017110 ASL *****

23:27 guest8017110 you're going to have eyebrow lice in 10 seconds

23:27 guest3096979 No.

23:27 guest3096979 I am not.

23:27 guest8017110 ...no. ?

23:28 guest8017110 that's, that's all there is to it?

23:28 guest3096979 36/f/OH

23:28 guest8017110 *FACE HUMPS YOU*

23:28 Mallvam guest801 is rather rude

23:28 guest8017110 I apologize!

23:28 guest8017110 My children are acting up :(

23:28 guest3096979 No, guest801 is just upfront.

23:28 guest8017110 I'm baffled.

23:28 Mallvam well, we're interested in spreading bugs

23:29 Mallvam what part of OH are you in?

23:29 guest3096979 Cleveland.

23:29 guest8017110 i especially like to drop my children off at the back door but the front works as well

23:29 Mallvam I'm sorry.

23:30 guest3096979 You can always come in my backdoor.

23:30 guest3096979 Do your children have names?

23:30 Mallvam I'm not sure how effective anal sex is at spreading bugs

23:30 guest8017110 Why, yes they do

23:31 guest8017110 The bright orange one is Great Grandfather Elbert

23:31 Mallvam I have suspicions that guest 801 may be a troll

23:31 guest3096979 Trolls are hot.

23:31 guest8017110 OK WHAT THE ****

23:32 guest8017110 I AM NO TT A TROLL

23:32 guest3096979 DAmn

23:32 guest8017110 I am here to let my children procreate.

23:32 guest8017110 on YOUR turf.

23:32 Mallvam guest309 would you be willing to travel to Cleveland for some bugs?

23:32 Mallvam I'm interested, if you have pics

23:32 Mallvam I mean

23:32 Mallvam detroit

23:33 Mallvam the town I am in.

23:33 Mallvam right now.

23:33 guest8017110 STEP OFF *****

23:33 guest8017110 She's my bug turf

23:33 guest3096979 Would ou rather go to cleveland or detroit guest801?

23:33 guest8017110 ****

23:34 guest3096979 ok.

23:34 guest8017110 ...

23:34 guest3096979 ...

23:34 guest8017110 one or the other

23:34 Mallvam we could find a half way point

23:34 Mallvam triangulate our three locations

23:34 guest8017110 OH NICE

23:34 guest8017110 wait..

23:34 guest8017110 i still dont know, do you have bugs?

23:35 Mallvam where are you, guest801?

23:35 guest3096979 I have a few bugs.

23:35 guest8017110 ontario

23:35 guest3096979 I need more though

23:35 guest3096979 they need friends.

23:35 Mallvam I don't have any

23:35 guest8017110 but, what if your bugs just join my bugs and you are bugless?

23:35 Mallvam I need some

23:35 Mallvam please

23:35 guest3096979 My bugs wont leave me

23:35 guest3096979 They are faithful

23:35 guest8017110 you never know what sort of immigration patterns theyll follow

23:35 Mallvam can we have pictures?

23:35 guest3096979 I feed them well

23:36 guest8017110 My radioactive crab dominates your *******s

23:36 guest8017110 YOU ARE IN AWE

23:36 guest3096979 I would like to meet this radioactive crab

23:37 Mallvam I don't think he was really serious about this

23:38 Mallvam Are you?

23:42 CHORBAGEV YEEHAW

http://i282.photobuc…

crapititus

Posted by CHORBAGEV

http://library.think…

lice3

Posted by guest8017110

http://www.rappstree…

aae.sized

Posted by guest8017110

http://somos.petarda…

aranag

Posted by guest8017110

http://medent.usyd.e…

pubicp

Posted by guest8017110

http://www.entm.purd…

pittendrigh-lice

Posted by guest8017110

http://www.monmsci.n…

1

Posted by guest8017110

http://lancaster.unl…

louse1a

Posted by guest8017110

http://www.practical…

ppubis2

Posted by guest8017110