06:03 UltraMatt hmmmm
06:03 UltraMatt I probably should have gotten more sleep last night >>
14:50 Bucket Zarmyn, do you want to know how I became a regular here?
14:50 Bucket I made jokes.
14:50 Bucket I was nice to people.
14:50 Bucket I gave my character a backstory.
14:51 Bucket I used a character from a related series but tweaked her into a "what if she was 10 years older"
14:53 Bucket Here, let me share with you some PROTIPS.
14:53 Bucket Give your character an occupation.
14:53 Bucket Villainy is NOT an occupation.
14:53 Bucket villainy. Whatever.
14:55 Bucket Give your character a full name. An appearance. HAIR COLOR. EYE COLOR. Mode of dress.
14:55 Bucket Do you want to know something Zarmyn? Why I hate god moders?
14:55 Bucket A long time ago, I was in an RP with some other people.
14:56 Bucket I had a few characters. One of them was the girlfriend of another character of mine...
14:56 Bucket But she started getting closer to a character played by another person. And that character started getting close to her.
14:57 Bucket So he ended up stealing my character's former boyfriend and turned him into a villain.
14:57 Bucket It hurt. A LOT.
14:57 Bucket I haven't spoken to him in years.
14:57 Bucket That, my friend, was god moding.
14:58 Bucket There are other forms of god moding as well.
14:58 Bucket Like making yourself all poweful.
14:59 Bucket You want to go down in history here? Fine. You're going to be known as the origin behind the phrase "to pull a Zamryn"
14:59 Shaldra if you're going on that road Solarchos beat him to it.
14:59 Shaldra juuuuuuuust my two bits
15:00 Bucket So what do you think of Marty F. Stu here (The F stands for Failsauce)?
15:00 Shaldra He licked my boots?
15:00 starcat :9
15:00 Bucket ...he did?
15:00 Shaldra oh yes
15:00 starcat Read the logs.
15:00 Bucket oh yeah.
15:00 Bucket Potamos also crushed him in a huge glomp (and he took iit like a man, good boy)
15:01 Shaldra he's learning
15:01 Shaldra slowly but surely
15:01 dooky Honestly, if I was posing as a godmoder, I'd reject a lot of what Zarmyn did as too implausible to believe...
15:01 Bucket At least he knows how to SPELL.
15:01 dooky "But you don't understand! I HAVE to be the centre of attention!"
15:01 Shaldra and frankly a lot of his attempts are funny >_>
15:01 Bucket What's the male version of an attention *****?
15:01 dooky Maybe he should learn how to SELL. Amirite?
15:01 starcat An attention *****
15:01 Bucket or can a ***** be male too?
15:01 starcat and
15:01 starcat ursoritedooky
15:02 starcat man*****
15:02 Bucket SOU DESU WA~!
15:02 Bucket **** all this censoring
15:02 dooky It doesn't censor on your own end either, so you never know if you've been censored.
15:02 Shaldra well as the... wow I guess the OP in this situation, besides being an as**** for a n00b I don't see anything not tollerable so far.
15:02 Bucket ah
15:03 Bucket When he starts stabbing/shooting/groping people and expecting us to die, call me.
15:03 Shaldra until he grasps the /me command he's just narrating.
15:03 Bucket heh
15:03 Bucket "I wanna go down in history here!
15:04 dooky I think he may yet be reformed. It's probably a long shot though.
15:04 Bucket Yeah, so does Rudolph the ****ing reindeer.
15:04 dooky He doesn't display a great attitude, does he?
15:04 starcat Shaldraaaa
15:04 starcat tag hiiiim <_<
15:04 Bucket YES PLEAE
15:04 starcat :(
15:04 starcat Also!
15:04 Shaldra guys guys I already censored a bunch of his ****
15:04 Bucket TAG HIM WITH A BOTTLE OF A-1 FAILSAUE
15:04 starcat HE USED THE /ME :O
15:04 Bucket ^FAILSAUCE
15:04 starcat once
15:04 Bucket (once.)
15:05 starcat once!
15:05 Shaldra he is the son of a mutant llama and searches for the adorable fluffy bunny
15:05 starcat mutant llama ^_^
15:05 dooky I agree that a tagging might be a... decent warning for him to tone it down.
15:05 starcat He came back and did a lot last night =|
15:05 Bucket ...I want the failsauce
15:06 dooky True.
15:06 starcat Adam's got a primary claim.
15:06 starcat I've got seconds.
15:06 dooky I've got thirds!
15:06 dooky He's still technically in Guu's stomach...
15:06 Bucket fourths? if that's possible?
15:06 Shaldra I technically beat you all
15:06 Shaldra but I really... could care less.
15:06 Shaldra you're all big adult type people
15:06 Shaldra you know how to handle bad n00bs
15:07 Shaldra and if needed mike reminded me of /devoice
15:07 Bucket oh w00t
15:07 Bucket KEH KEH KEH
15:07 starcat but but but
15:07 starcat but the IMAGES
15:07 starcat :(
15:07 Bucket aww starcat wants a tag
15:07 starcat I do >_>
15:07 starcat it's been so long since we had one
15:07 starcat =<
15:08 Bucket Can't we attach a "rider" to the end of all his text?
15:08 * starcat is gonna go make a graph
15:08 Shaldra again, so far he's just been annoying more than tag-worthy
15:08 Shaldra I'll keep an eye out but
15:08 Bucket It's kinda funny. Kinda if you like the fact that he's pathetic.
15:08 Shaldra he hasn't actually broken a rule
15:09 Bucket sou desu wa~
15:09 Shaldra he's just been an ass.
15:09 Shaldra ... WHERE WAS THIS ENTHUSIASM WHEN SOLARCHOS WAS AN ASS >_>
15:09 Shaldra okay I had to get that out.
15:09 starcat solarchos was an established member
15:09 starcat also
15:09 starcat neesan
15:09 starcat that's for rantbox
15:10 starcat >_>;;
15:10 Shaldra it was one line come on
15:10 starcat oh I'll come on ^____~
15:10 starcat or maybe that's your job ^________~
15:10 Shaldra oh yes star-chan ^___~
15:10 dooky WOOO IMAGINARY YURI
15:11 Bucket >_> Who's this moon princess...
15:11 Shaldra Usagi is watching uuuuuuuuuus
15:11 Bucket *sings Princess Moon*
15:11 dooky A princess of the moon, or a princess mooning?
15:12 Bucket let's see if I can give Zamryn some more words of wisdom:
15:13 dooky Also, I'm nearly finished with the comic now, so I should be on soon with more UFO-type fun.
15:13 Bucket - Villains don't have to be villainous and take over the worldy all the time. They have hobbies.
15:13 Shaldra give all you like he might not listen.
15:13 Shaldra probably won't listen
15:13 Bucket true
15:13 starcat YAY COMIC
15:13 Shaldra i have a banning feeling but hey
15:13 starcat Also
15:13 starcat I think he'd listen to a tag.
15:13 Bucket I'm going to keep calling him Failsauce-kun.
15:13 starcat :(
15:13 starcat btw.
15:13 starcat it's Zarmyn.
15:14 dooky (Oh bugger, I have to hack together a new sprite as well. Forgot about that. Well, I'd add ten minutes to the ETA)
15:14 starcat like Garmin.
15:14 dooky Or Charmin.
15:14 dooky Which is a make of bog roll.
15:14 starcat Or Farmin'.
15:14 starcat yes, as you British folk call it, "bog roll."
15:14 dooky
http://www.uk.pg.com/images/charminPack_IL.jpgcharminPack_IL
15:15 Bucket Zarmyn? Not Zamryn?
15:15 Bucket Zamryn is his twin syster
15:15 Shaldra wow dooky gets to wipe his ass with bears
15:15 Bucket sister...ME NO TYPEY TODAY
15:15 Shaldra I'm impressed, a bit weirded out, and jealous in some strange way.
15:15 dooky Yes, we have bear-themed bog roll here.
15:16 Shaldra I'm canadian we'd probably have beavers up here.
15:16 Shaldra oh sex joke day how you twist that sentence.
15:16 starcat bears on your butt!
15:16 starcat beavers huh
15:16 dooky Beavers in your pants!
15:16 starcat i'd make a joke but I have ICE CREAM
15:17 dooky That doesn't quite work, but... BEAVERS, guys.
15:17 starcat furry beavers?
15:17 Shaldra I petted a beaver!
15:17 starcat ...
15:17 Shaldra they're so cute X3
15:17 Bucket ...
15:17 starcat ...
15:17 Shaldra see this is why today is hilarious
15:17 starcat "petted" huh
15:17 Bucket Earlier this week they ran a story in the newspaper I work at about the guy in charge of making street signs.
15:17 Shaldra well you guys know how I swing.
15:18 Bucket He talked about the three most "popular" street signs for people to steal...
15:18 Bucket One of them was Sarah Rd.
15:18 Bucket And the others were...
15:18 dooky I like hyenas, who incidentally have really weird sexual organs. Not funny, but still a bit rude!
15:18 Bucket Beaver St.
15:18 Bucket and Wood**** St.
15:18 Shaldra (I used to live on a street called Softwood)
15:18 Bucket OF COURSE THIS IS A COLLEGE CITY YOU KNOW
15:18 Shaldra (Beside me was Hardwood)
15:18 starcat (this is why she turned out bi)
15:18 Shaldra (oh har har)
15:19 Bucket Well this reporter I know called up his friend, who was a big fan of the Eagles, and told him he was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
15:19 Bucket (and he was)
15:19 starcat (sex jokes go both ways ^__~)
15:19 Bucket take it eeeeeeeasy take it eeeeeeeeasy
15:19 Bucket Doctor: Are you currently sexually active? Patient: Uh, no, I just lie there.
15:20 Shaldra ... X just sent me a link with something about Philips brand Sex Toys
15:20 Shaldra
http://gizmodo.com/5048863/philips-intimate-massag…
15:21 starcat Those look, uh
15:21 starcat ...professional?
15:21 starcat not-silly
15:21 starcat actually they look really abstract
15:22 Shaldra I'm not even thinking that deeply
15:22 dooky God, they look like mp3 players or something.
15:22 Shaldra tangent: DAMMIT MY KATANA IS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY
15:23 starcat other tangent: sailor moon 45 is uploading now
15:23 starcat which means
15:23 starcat in one more ep
15:23 dooky A triumph of style over function, I think.
15:23 starcat the first season will be uploaded.
15:23 Shaldra :O
15:23 dooky YAY!
15:23 starcat dooky how goes the comic =<
15:23 dooky Although boo because episode 45 was sad...
15:23 dooky I've finished colouring.
15:23 Shaldra Eh it could ahve been worse
15:23 starcat :D
15:23 Shaldra they could have pulled a Sakura Taisen and BLOWN UP THE PLOT
15:23 starcat haha
15:24 dooky Now I need to piece it together, apply effects and speech and crap. And make a sprite.
15:24 Shaldra seriously at the end of the game they killed off a few characters blew up the equipment and thought they could call it quites
15:24 Shaldra quits
15:24 Shaldra cannot type
15:24 dooky The ending of Sailor Moon Classic was odd.
15:24 dooky I mean, they must have known by the end that there'd be a second series.
15:25 dooky So why end it in such a way that you then immediately have to retcon everything two weeks later?
15:25 Shaldra anime magic
15:25 Bucket That's what the Makaiju-hen(?)was for
15:25 starcat Because it was planned thatway
15:25 starcat you can't change an awesome ending
15:25 dooky Yes, but... erasing everyone's memory just to restore it in the next two episodes?
15:26 Shaldra ANIME MAGIC
15:26 dooky Also, the ending was ambiguous in ways that pissed me off.
15:26 Shaldra also it really makes it known that a new season started
15:26 dooky The implication that time was reset then makes no sense when they start a new season.
15:27 Bucket There have been discussions about that.
15:27 Bucket The Sailor Moon RPG book I have accepts the fact that time was rewound
15:27 Bucket but then there are lots of paradoxes
15:28 Shaldra ogodmikejustblindedme
15:28 Bucket (He has this tendency to do that)
15:28 starcat don't share
15:28 Bucket (He did that to me the other night)
15:29 Bucket (He blinded me with...uh...)
15:29 Shaldra i don't plan to share but ohgodblind
15:29 Bucket (Well, it wasn't SCIENCE.)
15:29 * starcat gives neesan some sunglasses and a guide dog
15:29 Bucket Shaa will PROBABLY know what I mean, but the only other people would be Ying and Mike himself
15:29 Shaldra nono now I just have to be epic blind samurai
15:29 starcat kill people with your disability
15:30 dooky Woo, I just found two short essays I wrote on Sailor Moon chronlogy!
15:30 dooky EXCITING, HMM?
15:30 Michael Dembeck then you owe me for the blindness!
15:30 Shaldra well we already went over the me-being-a-professional-assassin conversation so
15:30 starcat EXCITING
15:31 starcat i don't wanna be a secretary :(
15:31 dooky I seem to recall that at the time, Sailor Moon chronology was one of the foremost issues in my life...
15:31 Shaldra but you can have sex on the desk with Furu while I'm out on the job!
15:32 dooky I'm different now, of course! I have a girlfriend and everything, and worry about Ice Climber continuity.
15:32 starcat I DON'T WANT TO BE A SECRETARY
15:32 starcat DX
15:32 Shaldra then what do you want to do?
15:32 starcat no idea
15:32 Shaldra sexy ninja sidekick
15:32 Bucket You can be a paralegal
15:33 Bucket Kind of like a paratrooper but you parachute on people and scream "OBJECTION!"
15:33 Shaldra no no that's X's job in my assassin group! D:
15:33 Bucket So he parachutes onto people and issues summons?
15:33 starcat I can't take X's job
15:33 starcat I have no ninja skillz
15:34 starcat I'll screen your clients!
15:34 Shaldra that works!
15:34 Bucket Oooh!
15:34 Bucket I'll be the office monkey
15:34 Shaldra JOBS FOR EVERYONE
15:34 Bucket data entry and typing and secretarial skills, with my typing speed of WTF WPM
15:35 Bucket (Everyone who's ever seen my type at work has said "Wow you type fast")
15:35 Bucket Hay Guys
15:35 Shaldra X types with two fingers
15:35 Bucket Why is it sex joke day today? I would think sex joke day was 6/9.
15:35 starcat so does my dad
15:35 starcat well
15:35 Shaldra I was like "wut"
15:35 starcat one finger for everything but the shift key
15:36 starcat the other for the shift key
15:36 starcat my typing is odd
15:36 Michael Dembeck and...30 MINS TILL THE BEGINING OF THE EEEEEEND
15:36 Bucket w00t
15:36 Michael Dembeck BWAAHAHAHAAH etc.
15:36 Shaldra I play Lust on Sex Joke day you are in for it man.
15:37 Bucket I'm going to BRB...I need to scrounge up dinner, that MIGHT involve going out...
15:37 Bucket But I'm hoping I'll be back for your event Mike
15:37 Bucket because I don't need laundry money JUST YET
15:37 Bucket *poo***e!*
15:37 starcat o_O
15:37 starcat OH
15:37 starcat LOL
15:38 starcat Also
15:38 starcat Mike
15:38 starcat ...*shakes fist*
15:38 starcat IF IT DOES NOT END I WILL
15:38 starcat uh
15:38 starcat NEVER GO TO OTAKON
15:38 starcat SO THERE
15:38 starcat >=3
15:38 starcat s'about all i can do really
15:39 Shaldra COME TO ANIME NORTH
15:39 Shaldra the udon is delicious~
15:40 Shaldra the food's good too!
15:40 Michael Dembeck k, plot is ready, battle plan ready, sound track.....almost done
15:41 starcat Canadian udon scares me
15:41 Shaldra why
15:41 Michael Dembeck YES, SOUNDTRACK
15:41 starcat because I am horrendously antisocial
15:41 starcat alternate answer
15:41 starcat I DON'T KNOW :O
15:42 Shaldra :O
15:43 starcat tangent:
15:43 starcat my head hurts
15:43 Shaldra aww :<
15:43 Shaldra :(
16:03 starcat and now i go take a nap z_Z
17:56 dooky Woooooo.
17:56 dooky Ooh, everyone's eventing.
17:56 dooky I should probably do more of that. >.>
18:18 starcat gwargh
18:19 starcat I finished my nap and now hte logs won't load
18:19 starcat D:
19:56 starcat SO
19:56 starcat GUYS
19:57 starcat SAILOR MOON CLASSIC
19:57 starcat IS ENTIRELY UPLOADED
19:57 starcat YOU MAY THANK ME NOW
19:57 UltraMatt ULTRA THANKIES!!!
19:58 UltraMatt *dances happily*
19:58 dooky WOOOOOOO
20:00 UltraMatt IS officially actually brought back my love for Sailor Moon full blown
20:00 starcat :D
20:00 starcat hooray
22:31 starcat argh.
22:31 starcat Issues uploading the first ep of R.
22:39 UltraMatt aw
