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16:14 mike this is a good breakdown
16:14 yllom yup
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16:14 melton Very useful
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16:18 Charlie Byrne this topic could be a full day seminar (or more) on it's own!
16:18 melton agreed!
16:19 Charlie Byrne becasue if you dont do it your competitors are going to soon enough...
16:19 Charlie Byrne (in answer to WHY)
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16:20 guest439761 snooze
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16:21 lauren.bing how's the panel--any good?
16:21 melton Pretty good
16:22 lauren.bing emelton of weber?
16:22 melton lauren of weber?
16:22 lauren.bing haha yeppers
16:22 melton :)
16:22 guest439761 the panel? on metrics? don't know. 20 minutes in and haven't really heard anything.
16:23 melton I wish the focus would go back to metrics
16:23 mvp4 is now known as mvp
16:23 mvp agree... not getting much new here
16:23 Charlie Byrne it all seems very general and somewhat vague...
16:23 mvp it would be helpful if they gave specific examples of successful social media metrics?
16:23 melton yeah
16:23 guest439761 What the hell is he talking about?
16:23 melton haha
16:24 mvp bring back ferriss
16:24 Charlie Byrne All the free beer parties already started are looking better by the minute...
16:24 lauren.bing (at managing the meda blur--no good either. don't bother coming if you were thinking of switching.)
16:24 guest439761 Amazing. The PR guy is the only one talking about measurement. I think I just saw a guy on a pale horse ride by the convention center.
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16:24 melton interesting
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16:25 mike Let's start hearing what each of them use in terms of measurement software
16:25 guest402531 is now known as WillElliott4
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16:25 WillElliott4 this is INTERMEDIATE????!!!???
16:25 mvp agreed, and what platforms they are using to begin with
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16:25 mike Are they using www.CollectiveIntellect.com?Radiant 6 ?
16:25 melton yeah
16:26 melton I'd like to see how they show results to their clients
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16:26 avenger be confident!
16:26 guest439761 Once again, great panel goes off the rails with no discernable direction or ability to stick to a TOPIC
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16:27 avenger be confident and then dive!
16:27 WillElliott4 Who wrote these "questions"??!!???
16:27 guest439761 I would love to try an experiment - lets collaborate, do some research, make a wiki - and ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT METRICS
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16:28 jonnyk are they going to talk about how to get advertisers to market on social netwrosk?
16:28 avenger go mike!
16:28 WillElliott4 BRILLIANT Whoever you are...thank you for speaking up.
16:28 melton Is that Mike asking the question?
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16:28 guest439761 Michael Bassik: rockstar. Thank you, good sir.
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16:29 metrics are not as dry as this panel is revolucion!
16:29 jonnyk lol great comment from that guy
16:29 nancy yes, metrics!
16:29 teambuilder993 has joined
16:29 guest341125 that was awesome
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16:29 avenger we've still got 30 minutes... we'll get to metrics
16:29 guest638217 is now known as christine
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16:29 teambuilder993 i was quietly clapping in hte back
16:29 nancy this is poor engagement
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16:30 avenger metrics! they exist.
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16:30 avenger activity measurement!
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16:30 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou We're more likely to see Bigfoot than Metrics at this point.
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16:30 christine don't tell me that there are metrics, tell me what they ARE, how to measure them, what the benchmarks are.
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16:30 Charlie Byrne If I was ever a speaker, I would want an assistant monitoring Meebo and talking to me via earpiece so I would know what the audience was thinking. (well maybe anyway). "Keep going, they like this topic" or "You are losing them..."
16:30 avenger bigfoot? is that a drink?
16:30 yllom ha
16:30 guest523334 is now known as thump365
16:30 thump365 is anyone as bored by this panel as i am?
16:30 guest907162 has joined
16:30 guest3411256 yep
16:31 thump365 i
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16:31 nancy i'm increasingly suspicious that perhaps they do not have any information useful for us
16:31 christine anyone want to leave early for the google party? there are rumors of schwag
16:31 avenger i haven't had this much fun since 3/04.
16:31 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou I wish there were an 866 number we could call to vote one of these panelists off the show.
16:31 teambuilder993 i'm worried about that too!
16:31 melton I feel like I could lead this
16:31 strategicast for some reason tha panel believes that saying the word" metrics" a lot answers the question.
16:31 melton and I'm not interesting
16:31 jonnyk lol boring panel imo
16:31 avenger comments!
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16:31 avenger good and bad comments! they actually track them!
16:31 jonnyk zzzzzzzzzzz only been to one good panel today
16:31 metrics are not as dry as this panel is i think we're overdue for another slide.
16:31 thump365 this is so not what i thought this panel was about
16:32 jonnyk same
16:32 teambuilder993 what one was good?
16:32 avenger tangible roi!
16:32 thump365 something controversial
16:32 lauren.bing (melton check phone)
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16:32 thump365 i believe!
16:32 nancy yes sir!
16:32 avenger hallelluja!
16:32 jonnyk i went to a panel from the guy who made fray
16:32 jonnyk he rockedg
16:32 thump365 amen
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16:33 WillElliott4 is now known as Boss Doesn't want my name on here.
16:33 thFOOL who wants beef jerky?
16:33 christine tim ferriss didn't 'moderate' so much as 'speak'
16:33 jonnyk i want beef jerkty
16:33 thump365 i want dinner, but not with 10,000 other people
16:33 jonnyk lol
16:33 lauren.bing tim ferriss didn't so much speak as he did spew
16:33 christine lol
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16:33 nancy yes, tim ferris decided to make the panel into The Tim Ferriss Show
16:33 avenger i love the way this dove out of twitter into meebo. track that!
16:33 emptywells the "new rich" don't moderate
16:33 jonnyk tim ferris too good
16:33 thump365 has left
16:33 lauren.bing worst. moderator. ever
16:33 nancy hear hear
16:34 melton I've got to meet this Ferris guy
16:34 quickandpainless@gmail.com what the hell are they then?
16:34 melton good lord, you guys love him
16:34 avenger shit, we've got 1/10 of the room on here.
16:34 nancy kick him in the balls
16:34 jonnyk has left
16:34 christine clearly ferriss was not picking up the phone either
16:34 avenger we ARE the panel.
16:34 mvp id rather watch the tim ferriss show than this crap
16:34 quickandpainless@gmail.com what are the RIGHT metrics?????? that's what we're here for!!!!
16:34 quickandpainless@gmail.com true dat!
16:34 christine true, at least the TF show was lively
16:34 thump365 has joined
16:34 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou if I go to expedia, I could get real value. Instead of this panel.
16:34 metrics are not as dry as this panel is there are certain things that are inefficient to measure
16:34 thump365 has left
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16:34 mvp and he had on such a fashionable wristband
16:34 avenger i don't know what it is... who knows why.
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16:35 metrics are not as dry as this panel is best buy could measure how many steps it takes to get from my apartment to their store but it would do them no good.
16:35 guest3411256 lets have an actual conversation - im feel like im being message controlled to sleep
16:35 melton Eventhough this may not be too useful for us, some people may be learning something new
16:35 jonnyk has joined
16:35 christine maybe
16:35 avenger canwe hijack this panel?
16:35 mvp anyone learning something new?
16:35 jonnyk nope
16:35 nancy someone rush the stage
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16:35 quickandpainless@gmail.com nope
16:35 thFOOL stage dive!
16:35 avenger the power of the people and the platform... people we trust.
16:35 jonnyk this is such a fail panel i expected so much more
16:35 christine but it would be better to have the panel be actually about metrics, since in theory that's what people came here for. this is a panel on 'how to think about selling a social media program into a big company'
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16:36 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou Ok, take Ogilvy and the USAA guy. The rest of you? You are the weakest link.
16:36 melton useful? anyone? bueller?
16:36 thump365 has joined
16:36 thFOOL christine nailed it
16:36 guest3411256 i think they should put this meebo room up on the big screen
16:36 avenger do we trust each other. enough to all take off our clothes at the same time and and start dancing?
16:36 thump365 hehehe
16:36 jonnyk lol
16:36 jonnyk hahah
16:36 nancy lol
16:36 emptywells yes
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16:36 christine omg I would love if this was on a big screen. that would take some moderating balls.
16:36 thump365 ok, emptywells u first
16:36 avenger ok, i'm taking off my sweater.
16:36 mvp were all computer nerds here... someone hack the system and get this up on the screen
16:36 mediastorm haha
16:36 jonnyk going to kill my business partnet he forced me to sit for this panel
16:36 strategicast has left
16:36 mediastorm i say we all walk out
16:36 mediastorm im down
16:36 thFOOL I just took off a sock
16:36 nancy i saw that
16:36 avenger that's me.
16:36 mediastorm im sitting next to the projector LOL
16:37 thump365 im smelling that
16:37 Boss Doesn't want my name on here. is now known as Not Will
16:37 avenger can you plug in.
16:37 Not Will We can measure metrics of nudity...I'm almost certain.
16:37 metrics are not as dry as this panel is i'm sitting next to that
16:37 thump365 i must be close
16:37 nancy don't laugh! the panelist will think they are interesting
16:37 jonnyk i am right behind the projectoer anyone want to pay me to unplug?m
16:37 jen has left
16:37 jonnyk lol
16:37 mediastorm is now known as ------------------
16:37 avenger can you plug into the projector?
16:37 melton more clothes anyone?
16:37 nancy unplugging the projector won't help. the panelist will still be there
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16:37 thFOOL unplugging the microphone, however....
16:37 Not Will unplug the microphones
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16:37 thump365 yeah the mic
16:37 Charlie Byrne nope - I am leaving. Back of room with plaid shirt on, you'll see me walk out in about 60 secs. I'm the older guy with brown hair. Adios
16:37 mediastorm serioulsy whos down to walk out
16:37 christine it's too cold to take my shirt off
16:37 emptywells i wish someone would fart quietly right now
16:37 jonnyk i pluged into the outlet for the projector for my comp
16:37 strategicast has left
16:37 thump365 anyone close to that
16:37 jonnyk lol
16:37 mvp some of them are fairly robotic, maybe we could unplug them, too
16:37 avenger ok, let's escalate.
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16:38 avenger things to throw?
16:38 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou Seriously. How ironic is it that this panel of experts is being heckled in a chat room, but they don't know because they're luddites.
16:38 jonnyk whois down to wave their shirts in the air?
16:38 thump365 has left
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16:38 mediastorm if youre down to walk out , post walkout
16:38 mediastorm <--- walkout
16:38 avenger raise your hand if you are on meebo.
16:38 christine walkout
16:38 nancy now i'm just here to charge my laptop
16:38 melton I feel bad to walkout
16:38 jonnyk has left
16:38 quickandpainless@gmail.com i think we should all walk out at the same time.
16:38 mediastorm aww comone i feel bad to listen too this
16:38 mvp nice handraise
16:38 melton the panelist have feelings!
16:38 strategicast has joined
16:38 quickandpainless@gmail.com i
16:38 avenger you can't leave us here alone
16:38 teambuilder993 oops i didn't see this till too late. do it one more time
16:38 emptywells i only saw three poeple raise their hand cmon
16:38 christine I'm on an aisle, and it is early enough to go to parties now
16:39 christine er, late enough
16:39 jen has joined
16:39 thFOOL I'm having too much fun in this chat to leave :P
16:39 mediastorm ooh parties
16:39 mvp back row center
16:39 avenger ok, all together now... let's raise our hands on th ecount of .... three
16:39 avenger two
16:39 avenger one
16:39 thump365 has joined
16:39 avenger go hands up.
16:39 metrics are not as dry as this panel is has left
16:39 thump365 watering holes
16:39 thump365 OMG!!!
16:39 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou heckling is far more fun than walking out.
16:39 mediastorm lame i didnt se any hand
16:39 jonnyk has joined
16:39 emptywells awesome
16:39 quickandpainless@gmail.com we need real information!!!!
16:39 teambuilder993 lol
16:39 mvp someone go back up to the microphone
16:39 mvp get mike back up there
16:39 teambuilder993 i saw 8 hands!
16:39 melton I'm in the back
16:39 Not Will I don't want them to think I have a question - I'm too close to the front :(
16:39 melton saw lots of hands
16:39 emptywells did anyone take metrics on the hand raising
16:39 teambuilder993 maybe we need to do something more obvious
16:39 jonnyk has left
16:39 teambuilder993 a sneeze?
16:39 emptywells amount of time
16:39 nancy cough
16:39 christine OK - front of the room, guy in blue shirt holding the panel guide in front of his chest
16:40 christine we are walking out to a party or something now
16:40 metrics are not as dry as this panel is has joined
16:40 emptywells HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
16:40 Not Will HAHAHAHAH
16:40 thump365 nice
16:40 teambuilder993 that was awesome
16:40 mvp i think we should all just randomly start shouting "metrics"
16:40 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou First question: someone PLEASE tell the panel to open MEEBO
16:40 thFOOL beautiful!
16:40 yllom okay i am going to bust out laughing here in a few
16:40 nancy i don't know why they don't notice that apparently everyone in this room is apparently choking
16:40 christine orange macbook
16:40 teambuilder993 me too
16:40 emptywells i'm shaking
16:40 avenger lets make someone pee themselves laughing.
16:40 jonnyk has joined
16:40 teambuilder993 this is hysterical
16:40 avenger common.
16:40 avenger come on.
16:40 thFOOL I just did :O
16:40 christine and the girl in the hat too
16:40 emptywells i just did, two drops
16:40 avenger peeeeeeeeeeeeee
16:40 mvp nis
16:40 avenger drip drop drip.
16:41 thump365 ooooh
16:41 yllom tangible real benefits..... real numbers who think this panel is dreadful...
16:41 jonnyk we need to all whissle
16:41 thump365 a slide
16:41 yllom real metrics on that... :)
16:41 mvp wow that slide is so readable
16:41 avenger creative metrics!!!!
16:41 mediastorm graet readability
16:41 thFOOL we all should definitely tip a glass at dorkbot across the street after this
16:41 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou "Creative" metrics: is that like...um, perjury?
16:41 emptywells damn i thought theey were going to post this
16:41 jonnyk haha nice slide
16:41 nancy metrics using the left side of the brain!
16:41 thump365 this is what she's been saving till the end
16:41 guest47890 has joined
16:41 mediastorm wow
16:41 quickandpainless@gmail.com everytime they say social media cough
16:41 jonnyk pretty sure even in collge they dteach u that is a horrible slide
16:41 thump365 has left
16:41 Not Will This is like Improv Everywhere.
16:41 quickandpainless@gmail.com or metric, cough
16:41 mvp i like the green accents on the bottom
16:41 teambuilder993 nice!
16:41 thFOOL this would be a much better drinking game
16:41 strategicast has left
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16:41 mvp YES
16:41 avenger a 18th century italian astronomer knows about metrics?
16:41 guest245633 has joined
16:41 metrics are not as dry as this panel is bravo giovanni!
16:41 teambuilder993 ok i'm in
16:41 quickandpainless@gmail.com powerpoint template
16:41 melton who wants to grab a 6 pack?L
16:42 guest799898 has joined
16:42 metrics are not as dry as this panel is This town needs an Ynema
16:42 quickandpainless@gmail.com i'm in.
16:42 nancy only if i can hurl it towards the stage
16:42 mvp im going to start bringing airplane bottles to the panels
16:42 metrics are not as dry as this panel is has left
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16:42 avenger this panel needs an enema.
16:42 thFOOL such as.....?
16:42 melton Minis... that's smart
16:42 quickandpainless@gmail.com cough at metric and social media
16:42 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou mind. numbing. failure.
16:42 mediastorm LOL
16:42 jonnyk has joined
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16:42 teambuilder993 oh wow, this means i have to pay attention
16:42 jonnyk so what are we coughing on now?h
16:42 christine oh wait, this almost sounds like a metric
16:42 avenger open source as two words!
16:42 jonnyk lol
16:42 melton I think the speakers are smart, they're just talking about the wrong stuff
16:42 strategicast has left
16:42 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou Please, God. Tell me I can save this chat.
16:42 quickandpainless@gmail.com lol
16:42 mvp so clever
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16:43 jonnyk what words?
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16:43 thump365 change comes from within
16:43 quickandpainless@gmail.com oh of course. they think they are talking to their grandmother or their boss.
16:43 thFOOL oooooh, panel eval sheet
16:43 emptywells sweet i just got a panel eval card
16:43 avenger one blog entry annualized $821,000!
16:43 avenger i'm a fucking trillionaire
16:43 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou has left
16:43 emptywells lets all write <cough>
16:43 nancy ooooh lookee panel evalution
16:43 guest47890 <cough>
16:43 nancy sheets
16:43 nancy ah! lightsw
16:43 nancy i'm burning
16:43 jonnyk noo the lights i have to wait up
16:43 strategicast has joined
16:43 metrics are not as dry as this panel is aggravating is right
16:43 Mel Someone show their twitter.
16:43 guest799898 has joined
16:43 avenger lets aggragate some metrics.
16:43 teambuilder993 please!
16:44 mediastorm someone showthem the meebo
16:44 jonnyk look at everyone leaving
16:44 guest3411256 i dont want to aggravate metrics
16:44 melton has left
16:44 metrics are not as dry as this panel is but this is the best part
16:44 metrics are not as dry as this panel is stump the panel
16:44 jen has left
16:44 jonnyk lol
16:44 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou has joined
16:44 jonnyk hahhha
16:44 teambuilder993 i'm aggravated
16:44 guest799898 has left
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16:44 nancy ultimately
16:44 avenger oh no, the audience is as dumb as the panel.
16:44 christine ok, girl with orange laptop and dude in blue shirt (front left wall) are packing up for google party
16:44 thump365 did i just hear a wow from parish
16:44 jonnyk lol
16:44 nancy the panel is supposed to ask "where are the metrics"
16:44 nancy WE STILL DON'T KNOW!!
16:44 jonnyk someoen go up to mic and say this blows
16:44 christine please join!!
16:45 guest799898 has joined
16:45 avenger i hope nobody is measuing illegal downloads. for the children.
16:45 thFOOL I've got a tool for ya....
16:45 jonnyk where u going?
16:45 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou excuse me, where do I go to get this hour of my life back?
16:45 guest47890 has joined
16:45 metrics are not as dry as this panel is if one of us steps to the mic, please let us know
16:45 mike has left
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16:45 mediastorm everyone LEAVE THE ROOM NOW!!!!!
16:45 avenger anybody know the lyrics to that old song...
16:45 mediastorm haha
16:45 jonnyk anyone want to start pre drinking for goodle party?
16:45 avenger we shall overcome...
16:45 mediastorm im gona wlak out
16:45 guest799898 has left
16:45 avenger we shall overcome
16:45 MichaelBassikIsCoolerThanYou is now known as OpeningMyWristsNow
16:45 avenger we shall overcome right now, right now
16:45 thump365 i'm stuck and cant get out
16:45 avenger cause we shall overcome some day
16:45 jonnyk lol
16:45 OpeningMyWristsNow This is an amazing panel.
16:45 mike has joined
16:46 metrics are not as dry as this panel is PLANT
16:46 teambuilder993 i'm just waiting for someone to get up and blow the cover
16:46 teambuilder993 of meebo
16:46 guest245633 has left
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16:46 jonnyk has left
16:46 metrics are not as dry as this panel is can someone archive this chat room?
16:46 guest799898 has joined
16:46 Not Will Great question Dave Evans.
16:46 mvp put this on the metanotes page
16:46 avenger shit our mean meebo club is shrinking. wtf? are we no longer funny?
16:46 mvp as 'class notes' from the panel
16:46 guest799898 has left
16:46 thFOOL has left
16:46 guest3411256 people are leaving
16:46 avenger classless emotes
16:46 thFOOL has joined
16:47 Mel Someone go up there and ask what a blog is
16:47 nancy what? silos?
16:47 Not Will how do I write this up on my trip report????
16:47 metrics are not as dry as this panel is has left
16:47 yllom ha
16:47 guest245633 has joined
16:47 OpeningMyWristsNow EPIC FAIL
16:47 guest799898 has joined
16:47 nancy awww there is two people in my entire row
16:47 avenger hey, in case you haven't read the book yet, a blog is a "we blog"
16:47 teambuilder993 all right. this has been fun, everybody. have a great south by.
16:47 avenger who is the moderator?
16:47 guest3411256 cheers
16:47 thFOOL that link up there? 'see past conversations'
16:47 nancy there is nothing to moderate
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16:48 nancy i'm feeling a lot of hate right now
16:48 thump365 has left
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16:48 mvp i think he asked the same question five different times and just changed the emphasis word
16:48 mvp WHAT are metrics
16:48 mvp what ARE metrics
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16:48 guest3411256 does sxsw give pro rated refunds?
16:48 mvp what are METRICS
16:48 avenger i think this is the bleeding edge of sxsw... gonna be VERY helpful in figuring out who to blacklist from next year's panel list.
16:48 avenger we hvae METRICS!
16:48 OpeningMyWristsNow Hey, on the bright side, we all helped pay for carbon offsets to this flaming bag of crap. woot.
16:48 avenger apply the principles.
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16:49 avenger in a metrics sense.
16:49 thump365 has joined
16:49 nancy what? operational metrics?
16:49 guest245633 has joined
16:49 metrics are not as dry as this panel is crap. there's a line at the mic
16:49 avenger customer service. operational metrics. efficiency. if you are truly fostering a community, your customer srevice costs will go down.
16:49 thump365 my metric needs to metric to the toilet, metrix
16:49 OpeningMyWristsNow Magierski: once again - what the HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
16:49 mvp oops i metric-ed my pants
16:49 avenger fewer reps... downsizing!
16:49 nancy it's like they have selective tourettes
16:50 metrics are not as dry as this panel is i'm getting up.
16:50 metrics are not as dry as this panel is going to the mic.
16:50 yllom off to the goog
16:50 nancy blah blah blah blah METRICS! blah blah blah METRICS!
16:50 avenger we could downsize this panel with self-service metrics
16:50 mentos has left
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16:50 Mel good times
16:50 emptywells i'm going to say metrics all night
16:50 Mel has left
16:50 Not Will How about Matrix? Which color pill will the CXO pick? ;-)
16:50 quickandpainless@gmail.com okay so this panel is for that guy.
16:50 thFOOL metricmetricMETRICS
16:50 avenger uh oh, one of us is in line.
16:50 guest3411256 i wonder if someone has been doing metrics on the number of people leaving
16:50 emptywells Bartender, Metrics Please?
16:50 thFOOL I'd like a Vodka and metrics
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16:51 emptywells They are not active listening.
16:51 OpeningMyWristsNow Drink the Kool Aid, bitches.
16:51 guest47890 has left
16:51 quickandpainless@gmail.com there are metrics out there on how many people have left.
16:51 nancy metrics on a rocks
16:51 mentos has joined
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16:51 mvp im going to get so metric-ed tonight
16:51 OpeningMyWristsNow has joined
16:51 emptywells Do you guys have Metrics, here?
16:51 thFOOL I need to get my metrics on
16:51 Not Will We should have a Metric's Meebo group meet-up afterwards.
16:51 emptywells Its got a bold full body flavor
16:51 OpeningMyWristsNow has left
16:51 thFOOL agreed
16:51 jonnyk has left
16:51 emptywells Where?
16:51 quickandpainless@gmail.com seo thing?
16:51 thFOOL dorkbot
16:51 guest34112565 has joined
16:51 nancy i want to meet outside so we can all rant together
16:52 mvp O'Metrics Pub
16:52 thFOOL across the street
16:52 guest3411256 has left
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16:52 avenger let's search engine optimize. and the blog articles.
16:52 Not Will Yes, outside.
16:52 quickandpainless@gmail.com this is the problem with techies . . .
16:52 thump365 has joined
16:52 nancy but for shame i can only be like this online
16:52 emptywells The Metrics Lounge
16:52 OpeningMyWristsNow has joined
16:52 Not Will haha
16:52 jonnyk has joined
16:52 Not Will I can be snarky anywhere.
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16:52 guest115947 is now known as saraheye
16:52 OpeningMyWristsNow If this is intermediate, I think beginner must be, "unplug your computer, wait 30 seconds, and plug it back in"
16:52 quickandpainless@gmail.com i just expected them to have something real to say.
16:52 nancy awww i am now the only person in my row
16:52 emptywells I will listen for people coughing outside
16:52 avenger social media is a fabric.
16:52 nancy so lonely
16:52 thFOOL isn't there a Metric lane somewhere?
16:52 nancy metric of one
16:52 jonnyk i feel pitty for everyone still in that panel
16:53 avenger maybe you should bathe before coming to panels.
16:53 mediastorm has joined
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16:53 thump365 the risk guy
16:53 guest358541 has joined
16:53 thump365 the roi girl
16:53 nancy the roi on this panel is very low
16:53 jonnyk good news is taht if those ppl with high up jobs are so dumb i think i can take their jobs soon
16:53 thFOOL what's the ROI of this fucking panel?
16:53 guest47890 what's the ROI of my poop
16:53 mentos has left
16:53 avenger you can flush your poop but you can't flush social media
16:53 nancy higher than this panel, probably
16:53 OpeningMyWristsNow GENIUS: its not the ROI of a press release. who measures a press release?! it's the @#*&^$ story that results FROM THE PRESS RELEASE
16:54 jonnyk has left
16:54 avenger hey, measure this.
16:54 thump365 did u just fart avenger
16:54 emptywells <this_panel style="visibility:none">usless information</this_panel>
16:54 avenger no, that weren't me.
16:54 mvp was that an HTML joke?
16:54 emptywells sorry
16:55 nancy chat room snobbery: high ; chat room maturity: low
16:55 -------------------------- is now known as thispanelisbunk
16:55 thFOOL actually, CSS
16:55 OpeningMyWristsNow WTB meaningful panel.
16:55 nancy chat room dorkiness : out of the roof
16:55 OpeningMyWristsNow slash cry
16:55 emptywells in line css, sorry fool
16:55 guest245633 has left
16:55 avenger pray for roi.
16:55 saraheye i think i dont need the panels anymore, i will just peep the meebo of the panel.
16:55 thFOOL inline styles make the baby Jesus cry
16:55 guest34112565 has left
16:55 nancy for shame
16:55 avenger baby jesus is here?
16:55 nancy you should leave sxsw
16:56 emptywells this panel makes me have stigmata, my buthole is bleeding
16:56 thispanelisbunk the thing is we're professionals, who paid money to learn real things, and they know the information and aren't revealing their strategies.
16:56 thFOOL he was, but he just farted and left
16:56 avenger maybe baby jesus knows something about metrics.
16:56 thispanelisbunk emptywells, ur gross.
16:56 emptywells they should have a baby jesus panel
16:56 thump365 but truthful
16:56 thispanelisbunk not very good social networking on this chat actually.
16:56 OpeningMyWristsNow fearing that my battery will not outlast teh suck that is this panel
16:56 thump365 im feeling pain
16:56 thispanelisbunk if you're going to criticize, at least be productive
16:57 guest800952 has left
16:57 avenger if a meebo shreaks in the forest, does anyone hear it?
16:57 nancy just heard someone's battery dying
16:57 OpeningMyWristsNow has left
16:57 mvp has left
16:57 thFOOL it outlived this panel...
16:57 avenger ok, let's see if we can offer some positive advice...
16:57 Not Will What's a press release?
16:57 thispanelisbunk has left
16:57 thFOOL this panel died loooooong ago
16:57 avenger google analytics! technorati! blogpulse!
16:58 thFOOL o, talk about it NOW
16:58 saraheye has left
16:58 thFOOL anything interesting
16:58 emptywells why after?
16:58 thFOOL c'mon
16:58 OpeningMyWristsNow has joined
16:58 emptywells lets have a panel and tell people what we will talk about later
16:58 avenger it's a secret
16:58 nancy what? someone is trying to sell a crisis?
16:58 avenger uh oh.
16:58 guest47890 uh oh
16:58 thump365 here we go
16:58 Not Will Change the course...go ahead.
16:59 nancy change the course ot SOMETHING USEFUL
16:59 guest47890 look at Y's face
16:59 emptywells i think i'm out
16:59 avenger he's gonna blow the cover.
16:59 thFOOL I'm out. see you all at dorkbot
16:59 Not Will I have to turn around and check this out.
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16:59 thump365 i think he's failing us
16:59 avenger is now known as avenger is thrilled that only 90 seconds remain
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17:00 avenger is thrilled that only 90 seconds remain trying my new nick
17:00 nancy i'm going to go and drink myself into forgetting this hour of my life
17:00 nancy tah
17:00 Not Will Now we're talking about Amway?
17:00 thump365 has left
17:00 OpeningMyWristsNow ok, magierski is really outclassed.
17:00 nancy has left
17:00 jonnyk lol
17:00 avenger is thrilled that only 90 seconds remain who was the worst on this panel?
17:00 OpeningMyWristsNow Ynema, easy.
17:00 guest47890 y
17:00 guest47890 y
17:00 guest47890 y
17:00 jonnyk they are all equally boring
17:01 avenger is thrilled that only 90 seconds remain i vote for smith. nice old guy, but i don't think he knows there's an internet.
17:01 thump365 has joined
17:01 jonnyk turth
17:01 thump365 isnt time money
17:01 avenger is thrilled that only 90 seconds remain he's still talking rpess releases.
17:01 thump365 though
17:01 jonnyk ynema is pretty boring
17:01 avenger is thrilled that only 90 seconds remain i'm still excited to know i'm a trillionaire: remember, one blog post annualized is $821,000.
17:01 jonnyk has left
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17:02 avenger is thrilled that only 90 seconds remain blog content never dies.
17:02 Not Will OHNO
17:02 guest47890 thank god
17:02 Not Will ONE MORE
17:02 avenger is thrilled that only 90 seconds remain i think we are out of time.
17:02 thump365 im surprised they havent compared metrics to more traditional forms
17:02 avenger is thrilled that only 90 seconds remain Goooooooooood night.
17:02 Not Will bye everyone.
17:02 metrics are not as dry as this panel is stop loss
17:02 thump365 ok im out too
17:02 Not Will p.s. this turned out to be the best of the day :)
17:03 guest47890 sure did
17:03 thump365 i still need to pee
17:03 Not Will has left
17:03 guest47890 let us know the ROI on that
17:03 avenger is thrilled that only
