00:28 guest2879023 dammit
00:29 guest2879023 sup, other guest?
00:29 guest2879023 dammit again
02:29 guest925895 <3
04:20 emo hey
04:21 emo (hmm)
19:31 Victor uh hello?;)
19:31 lindsay hi
19:55 lester hello
19:55 lester hello
19:55 lindsay uhm, hi?
19:55 lester hi
19:55 lester hi
19:56 Victor hi
19:56 lester how r u
19:56 lester how r u
19:56 Victor ?
19:57 Victor thats just creepy(hmm)
19:57 Victor (nerd)
19:57 Victor just kidding
19:58 Victor your a (devil)
19:58 lester does rick burch ever come here.
19:58 lester does rick burch ever come here.
19:59 Victor back to my regular name:(
19:59 lester are you rick burch
20:00 lindsay yes
20:00 lester are you rick burch
20:00 lester good, my friend have a crush on you and wants to ask you out
20:00 PB+J who was the first bass player
20:00 lester he lives in arizona like you
20:00 lester huh
20:00 lindsay mitch porter
20:01 PB+J impressive
20:01 PB+J wat was the bands first name thats a stupid questionX-D
20:02 lindsay well the fact that they've only had ONE name...
20:03 PB+J yeah how stupid of me to ask
20:04 lester hey
20:04 lester who warned
20:04 PB+J yeah
20:04 PB+J (you)
20:04 lester (panda)(m)
20:04 PB+J (devil)
20:05 lester well your too dum to be rick burch
20:05 lester so ill wait here until he gets heere
20:05 PB+J your a (nerd)
20:05 lindsay you'll be waiting a while
20:05 PB+J she has a pont
20:06 lester your a pont
20:06 PB+J you can't stay here forever
20:06 lester this is dum im gona watch movies
20:07 PB+J yeah change names while your at it
20:07 lindsay good, i think chatting with you has dropped my IQ
20:07 lester shut
20:07 PB+J ok
20:07 shut happy
20:07 shut :'D
20:08 shut :P
20:08 shut (nerd) (nerd) (nerd) (nerd) (nerd) (nerd)
20:08 shut just kid
20:09 shut ;)
20:09 lindsay a regular needs to get in here
20:09 shut ok
20:09 lindsay this is annoying beyond explanation
20:09 lester **** you
20:09 lester ***********************8
20:10 shut cuser
20:10 lindsay wow, internet profanities...
20:10 lindsay im so offended
20:10 lester shut up ***************
20:10 shut may u perish in hell (devil)
20:11 lindsay wow, i mean, people telling me to ************ off, is so hurtful
20:11 lindsay i think i may cry
20:12 (angel) i hope you talk to a preist i know i do
20:12 lester ********************************** you
20:13 (angel) your mom forgive me:'(
20:13 lindsay ok you both are annoying
20:13 lindsay im going to just block you
20:13 lester but
20:14 (angel) i'm calm now
20:14 paul yo
20:14 (angel) hey paul
20:14 lindsay PAULLL
20:15 paul howdy kids
20:15 lindsay if that even IS you
20:15 lindsay i smell an imposter
20:15 paul i'll sign into my myspace to prove it
20:15 PB+J :P
20:16 PB+J thats good enough
20:16 lindsay ...k
20:16 paul yup, believe me now?
20:16 PB+J not really
20:16 lindsay a little bit
20:16 lindsay lol
20:16 paul hmm
20:16 lindsay COULD BE JUST A COINCIDENCE
20:17 paul ummm...
20:17 PB+J mind if i send you a friend request
20:17 paul the first time we chat, you talked about wanting a tshirt that said "advil: the most trusted pain remover"
20:17 paul or something like that
20:18 lindsay WOW how do you remember that?
20:18 PB+J ok hes he
20:18 paul it struck me as... odd
20:18 lindsay hahaha
20:18 PB+J lol
20:18 lindsay yah i remember that
20:18 lindsay i also remember you used to be in the chat randomly but never talk much
20:18 lindsay til that one night i was in there ALL BY MY LONESOME
20:18 paul sounds kinda like me
20:18 lindsay and you came in there
20:19 lindsay and we chatted for a pretty long time
20:19 lindsay and then you became a regular!
20:19 lindsay -tear- another boardie converted
20:19 paul oh the memories...
20:20 lindsay i think i could cry
20:20 paul (sob)
20:20 paul so who's this PB+J character?
20:20 PB+J your mom
20:20 lindsay -shrug-
20:20 lindsay someone i blocked
20:21 PB+J ;)
20:21 paul oh
20:21 lindsay i saw indiana jonezz today
20:21 PB+J u know i'm tracing this
20:21 paul awesome
20:21 lindsay have you seen it yet?
20:22 paul nope
20:22 paul havent had a chance yet
20:22 lindsay :O
20:22 lindsay im FLABBERGASTED
20:22 paul yeah, i know
20:22 paul and it isnt just shia lebouf
20:22 lindsay so how is it
20:22 paul how is what?
20:22 lindsay that YOU're a big IJ fan
20:22 lindsay and im not
20:22 lindsay and i see it before you?
20:23 paul i told you, i havent had a chance
20:23 Officer Royd i headed over to your places so get out your guns
20:23 lindsay excuses excuses
20:24 Officer Royd time for a drive-by
20:25 paul i'll see it eventually
20:26 paul i should really brush up on the prequels like you did
20:26 lindsay yah it helped a lot
20:26 lindsay cuz you see little things from each movie in the new one
20:26 paul good god, what's with the annoying people lately
20:27 lindsay is he posting?
20:27 lindsay i cant tell, i blocked him
20:27 paul nah, looks like he left, but seriously...
20:27 paul how do they find their way to this place?
20:27 paul i feel violated
20:28 lindsay haha
20:30 paul so how was your final?
20:31 lindsay hard lol
20:31 lindsay but i feel i did better than expected
20:31 paul sweet
20:34 paul so i got my room all set up for my new monitor
20:34 paul im stoked - i'll be chatting in high def
20:34 lindsay haha
20:35 paul so, big summer plans?
20:36 lindsay uhm
20:36 lindsay i did have plans for a big summer bikini trampoline party lol
20:37 paul hahaha
20:37 paul thats summer at its finest...
20:38 lindsay seriously lol
20:38 lindsay i bet we'll get a lot of cars going by too lol
20:38 lindsay 8 girls in bikinis + trampoline + a hose = lots of weird looks
20:39 paul hahaha
20:39 paul there would be car accidents everywhere
20:39 lindsay hahaha
20:39 lindsay oh and i'll be sure to be playing jimmy eat world most of the time
20:40 paul thats more hazardous than digging potholes in the road
20:41 lindsay but it'll be fun
20:41 lindsay ever jumped on a wet trampoline? its intense
20:41 paul cant say that i have
20:42 lindsay its the weirdest thing
20:42 paul how did you even stumble upon this finding?
20:42 paul must be an interesting story
20:43 lindsay hahaha
20:44 lindsay oh, and another thing about them that's interesting
20:44 lindsay is they're REALLY slippery
20:44 lindsay lol
20:45 paul i really think you should call this off, just for the sake of the motorists...
20:45 lindsay hahaha
20:45 lindsay i live right off a really main road too
20:45 lindsay lol
20:46 paul but yeah, here, we have "bridge jumping", or jumping off of a bridge into a lake. its my summer pastime
20:47 lindsay that's not near as exciting as mine
20:47 lindsay you should have a bikini fun party
20:47 paul umm... id look horrible in a bikini, fyi
20:48 lindsay i dont think there are many guys who would look good in a bikini
20:48 lindsay but if you and your friends did, i bet you'd have some slowed traffic too
20:48 lindsay (lol)
20:48 paul hahaha
20:48 paul for completely different reasons
20:50 lindsay ok so im TRYING to change my profile song
20:50 lindsay but myspace hates me
20:50 paul to what?
20:50 lindsay stop
20:51 paul :D :D :D
20:51 lindsay haha
20:51 lindsay you'll be even more addicted to this song than OBR
20:51 paul another b-side i havent heard yet!
20:51 paul woohoo
20:51 lindsay and you still wont let me send you distraction...
20:51 lindsay even though you DID pay for it
20:51 lindsay tisk tisk
20:52 paul im probably getting the 'chase this light: deluxe edition: when it comes out
20:52 paul though i'll be 28
20:52 lindsay IF it comes out
20:52 paul and married
20:53 lindsay to some other drunken chatroom person
20:53 paul yeah
20:53 paul lol
20:53 lindsay i'll be... THE AGE YOU ARE NOW
20:53 lindsay weiirrrd
20:53 paul i know, right?
20:54 paul with my karma, it would probably be to someone who hates jimmy eat world
20:54 paul and id have to keep my love for the band under wraps
20:54 lindsay hahaha yah you'll marry someone you met in the paramore chatroom
20:54 lindsay and then i'd have to kill you
20:54 paul it would be justified
20:55 paul "you snubbed me for a paramore fan???"
20:55 lindsay that would be the ultimate rejection
20:55 paul "time to die, paul!"
20:55 lindsay hahaha
20:55 paul and then you would quote "open bar reception" before you plunged the knife
20:56 paul it would be tragic
20:56 lindsay i'd snap all your jimmy CDs in front of you
20:56 lindsay and then you'll be like
20:56 lindsay NOOO NOW I CANT LISTEN TO DA SONGS CUZ I DONT LIKE TO DOWNLOAD THEMZ FREE
20:57 paul hahahaha
20:59 paul youd bring jim along to tell me that im the worst fan ever
20:59 lindsay and i'll end up marrying some dude from the fall out boy chatroom
21:00 paul oh god
21:00 paul id crash your wedding and yell "booooo!"
21:00 paul as he's walking up the aisle
21:00 lindsay hahaha
21:01 lindsay and i'll be like
21:01 lindsay SEE WHAT REJECTING MY PROPOSAL DID TO ME?
21:01 lindsay LOOK WHAT I RESORTED TO
21:02 paul hahaha
21:02 paul our lives are going to become ruined, just because i said no that night
21:02 paul that would really be tragic
21:02 lindsay yep, we're doomed to hell
21:02 lindsay thanks a lot
21:03 paul yeah, considering i was the sober one, i do deserve much of the blame
21:03 lindsay i'd be living under a bridge in new york city
21:04 paul and id die in a skydiving accident
21:04 lindsay hahaha
21:05 lindsay i'd die more tragically
21:05 lindsay i'll climb into an abandoned car to get shelter from the rain
21:05 lindsay and i wont notice its on the compactor conveyer belt...
21:05 paul oh no!
21:06 paul nah, scratch that, i'll die from a drug overdose, from having nobody to chat with
21:06 lindsay hahaha
21:06 lindsay AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
21:06 lindsay you'll OD on something ridiculous
21:06 lindsay like flintstones vitamins
21:07 paul ah hahahaha
21:08 paul that would be ridiculous
21:09 paul but there is hope for you yet. it
21:10 paul will be a cold day in hell when i find a fiancee
21:10 lindsay haha
21:10 lindsay i've been e-engaged a couple times actually
21:10 lindsay you're not the first i've asked to marry me
21:10 paul really?
21:11 lindsay yep
21:12 paul i dunno, another reason is that i dont want to feel like a trophy husband...
21:14 lindsay oh yes, you would constantly have been on display
21:15 paul i dont think i could have handled it
21:15 lindsay so i guess its good for you you decided agaisnt it after a while
21:15 lindsay i just wish i could've gotten my deposit back on the caterer
21:15 paul :o
21:16 paul hope it wasnt too embarassing taking back the invitations
21:17 lindsay it was a pretty akward situation
21:18 paul aww
21:21 paul i feel bad now
21:21 paul making it awkward with your family, wasting your money, ruining your life
21:21 lindsay you should
21:22 lindsay A LITTLE PART OF ME DIED THAT NIGHT
21:22 paul was it your liver?
21:22 paul :P
21:22 lindsay nah, that part is already dead
21:23 paul is there any way i could make it up to you?
21:23 lindsay hmm
21:24 lindsay i want a house made out of solid gold
21:25 paul ...
21:25 paul umm
21:25 lindsay hahaha
21:26 lindsay see i dont think there is anything you can do
21:26 lindsay since we are now doomed to die horribly
21:26 lindsay and its all your fault
21:26 paul hmm
21:26 paul i could stop you from going to new york
21:27 lindsay haha
21:27 lindsay and i'll send your picture to drugstores and tell them to not sell you flinstones vitamins
21:27 paul hahaha
21:28 paul i'd get a job as an air traffic controller, and not let any planes land in new york
21:29 paul and spend my free time getting kicked out of pharmacies
21:29 lindsay hahaha
21:29 lindsay all this work because you were greedy
21:29 lindsay -tisk tisk tisk-
21:29 paul how was saying no greedy?
21:30 lindsay you said you didnt want to give up on your bachelor ways
21:30 lindsay that was greedy
21:30 lindsay :P
21:30 paul i guess so.
21:31 paul manning a yacht with the sweedish bikini team on it isn't a life i want to give up
21:31 lindsay hahahahahaha
21:31 paul if that's greed, then i'm guilty
21:32 lindsay :P
21:33 paul so whatever happened with your other engagements?
21:34 lindsay well
21:34 lindsay the longest one ended due to complications
21:34 lindsay he hid my jim nudes, and stalked other women
21:34 paul aw, thats too bad
21:35 lindsay yah
21:35 lindsay i was marrying him for his last name anyways
21:35 lindsay so it wasn't all that horrible ;)
21:36 lindsay paul! hurrah! i love your default!
21:38 paul i got sick of the old one...
21:39 lindsay well i approve
21:39 paul hurrah
21:39 paul lindsay approves
21:39 paul :P
21:39 paul are you going to de-friend me when i eventually change it?
21:39 lindsay yep
21:39 lindsay and that's all that matters
21:39 lindsay :P
21:40 paul or will i have to keep showcasing band merch?
21:40 lindsay hmm
21:40 lindsay depends on what you change it to :P
21:40 lindsay the band merch is def a plus :D
21:40 paul heh
21:40 lindsay maybe you could make a mashed potato sculpture of jim's head, and take a pic of yourself with it
21:41 paul hahaha
21:41 lindsay that would be the best default myspace picture in the history of myspace default pictures
21:41 paul id do it if i made mashed potatoes
21:41 lindsay im tempted to make a huge thing of them right now
21:42 paul just to sculpt jim?
21:42 paul dont forget a potatoey new signature fender
21:42 lindsay oh of course
21:43 lindsay and the legendary black potato shirt
21:43 paul hahaha
21:43 paul that really would make a good picture
21:43 paul id have trouble getting the hair right, though
21:44 lindsay ...no one could recreate jim adkin's hair...
21:45 lindsay UGH
21:45 lindsay im unexplainably tense
21:45 lindsay go big casino is FAILING at making me calm
21:45 lindsay :(
21:45 paul any idea why?
21:46 lindsay nope
21:47 lindsay hehe you're gonna be jealous of what i have
21:47 lindsay i have a pint sized container full of little frozen cheesecake squares
21:47 paul ....
21:47 paul i must acquire them
21:47 lindsay i have half a mind to take a picture of them to spite you
21:47 lindsay :P
21:48 lindsay i probably would if my hair wasn't curly and i wasn't wearing my glasses
21:48 paul i still cant believe your hair isnt naturally straight
21:48 lindsay that's a sight no one needs to see
21:48 paul but yeah, you always have some kind of delicious food
21:49 paul and it is torturous
21:49 lindsay haha i bet
21:49 lindsay no one outside my family has seen it when its unstraightened
21:49 lindsay like that pan of brownies i made from scratch
21:50 lindsay i added lots of chocolates that weren't in the recipe
21:50 lindsay and spreaded crumbled oreo's on top
21:50 paul ...
21:50 paul you suck
21:50 paul but hasnt there been a day when you were late for something, and didnt have time?
21:50 lindsay hehe
21:51 lindsay yep
21:51 lindsay i put it up in a ponytail
21:52 lindsay no one ever sees it down when its curly
21:52 lindsay eva
21:52 lindsay ! that's a lie!
21:52 lindsay oh man
21:52 paul what?
21:52 lindsay i posted a pic on the board once
21:52 lindsay with my hair down and curly
21:52 lindsay it was a 'post yer face 4 minutes after you wake up' thread
21:53 paul hahaha
21:53 paul i have half a mind to find it
21:53 paul that sounds like an awesome thread
21:53 lindsay haha it was
21:54 lindsay haha well even if you did find it
21:54 lindsay i deleted the pic shortly after posting it
21:54 lindsay :P
21:54 paul damn
21:54 paul i still want to resurrect that thread
21:54 paul i get the worst bedhead sometimes
21:54 lindsay HAHA i just found this pic of me
21:55 lindsay where i crimped my hair
21:55 lindsay haha sorry
21:55 paul im not familiar with the concept of "crimp"
21:56 lindsay really?
21:56 paul YA RLY
21:56 lindsay http://a154.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_44976cbe8b3b448b097057ade917b721.jpgthat is crimped
21:56 paul neat
21:56 lindsay that was from a while ago
21:56 lindsay you can tell cuz my hair is short
21:56 paul i see
21:56 lindsay haha it looks horrible
21:57 paul it's not that bad...
21:57 paul just kinda different
21:57 lindsay hahaha oh yes it is
21:57 lindsay i dont pull off curly or wavy or crimpy hair well at all
21:57 lindsay wavy especially
21:58 lindsay which sucks even worse
21:58 lindsay cuz my hair is wavy
21:58 lindsay and curly
21:58 lindsay its like hell
21:58 paul haha
21:58 paul you shouldnt have said anything about it
21:58 paul i never would have guessed...
21:58 lindsay what do you mean?
21:59 paul i would have went on assuming your hair was naturally straight, blissfully unaware of the awful truth :P
21:59 lindsay hahaha
21:59 paul but now im curious
21:59 lindsay well here's a pic of it curly http://s125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/?action=view¤t=bikini.jpg
22:00 paul dammit!
22:00 lindsay HAHAHA
22:00 paul you shoulda seen the look on my face
22:00 lindsay oh man i wish i couldve
22:01 paul that went from normal to revolted really quickly
22:01 lindsay oh man
22:01 lindsay i seriously cant stop laughing
22:01 paul why the hell am i so gullible?
22:01 lindsay hehehehe
22:02 lindsay :'D
22:02 paul i was all like, "oh boy, im gonna be the first one outside of the family". and then, "oh god no!!!"
22:03 lindsay hahahahahahahaahahha
22:04 paul that was ten times worse than a rickroll
22:05 lindsay i wish i coulda seen your expression
22:05 lindsay i bet it was priceless
22:05 paul never again, lindsay. never again
22:06 lindsay oh man
22:06 lindsay i found a pic of me when my hair was shoulder length
22:06 lindsay -shudders-
22:06 paul hahaha
22:07 paul so, how long has it been since you got a cut?
22:07 lindsay like, a trim? or cut cut?
22:07 paul uh, the second one
22:07 paul lol
22:07 lindsay oh man
22:07 lindsay like...
22:07 lindsay 18 months?
22:07 paul wow
22:08 paul i think i'll go that long
22:08 paul but i really hate my hair
22:08 lindsay it's been 5 months since i had a trim
22:08 paul its just limp - cant do anything with it
22:08 lindsay you should shave the sides, and have a bright green moehawk
22:09 paul that would be a change
22:09 paul i could pull off 'emo hair' really easily
22:09 paul but id rather not
22:09 lindsay hahaha
22:09 paul (emo)
22:11 paul that's my halloween idea anyways
22:12 paul we'll see if it's long enough then
22:12 lindsay you know what's funny?
22:12 paul hmm?
22:12 lindsay i have a pic of me on my myspace with curly hair
22:12 lindsay but im laying down kinda and you can barely see it
22:12 lindsay :P
22:12 paul bah
22:12 lindsay hehehe
22:12 lindsay ah well, after that bikini picture i sent you, i feel like i sort of owe you a picture of my hair curly lol
22:13 lindsay ...its not pretty
22:13 paul oh, youre always so modest
22:13 lindsay and you overestimate
22:14 paul overestimate?
22:15 lindsay yah
22:15 paul when have i overestimated?
22:15 lindsay you and heather both
22:15 lindsay and everyone who's ever disagreed with me about the way i look
22:15 lindsay y'all are just overestimaters
22:16 lindsay overestimators that is
22:16 paul we just think youre too harsh on yourself sometimes
22:17 lindsay i know i am
22:17 lindsay but there's truth to a lot of what im saying
22:19 paul i dunno
22:19 paul its tough to perceive yourself in an unbiased manner
22:20 paul but then again, we don't know you outside of the internet
22:20 lindsay i'll be honest
22:20 lindsay im pretty much the same off the internet as i am on
22:21 paul well, yeah
22:21 paul but, i'm just saying
22:21 paul nobody really has the truth
22:21 lindsay well nothing in the world is completely unbiased
22:22 paul yeah
22:23 paul and like i said before, looks arent everything
22:24 paul i try not to get caught up in it too much
22:24 lindsay haha well i aint got that good of a personality on me either
22:24 paul oh, ********
22:24 lindsay im demanding, controlling, emotional, and i've got a bad temper
22:24 lindsay impatient, lazy, the list goes on!
22:24 paul if you didnt have a good personality, i probably wouldnt be here
22:25 lindsay :)
22:26 paul that and you dont type like a LOLCAT, either
22:26 paul that irks me
22:26 lindsay hahaha
22:26 lindsay my worst is a like to ad Z's to things when i get worked up
22:26 lindsay like zomg!
22:26 paul hahaha
22:27 paul some internet-speak is ok to me
22:27 paul but when i have to decipher what youre writing
22:27 lindsay i hate it when people abbreviate words like
22:27 lindsay hey how r u?
22:27 paul then its "public education fail"
22:27 paul yeah
22:27 lindsay that drives me absolutely insane
22:27 paul i dont even do that in text messages
22:27 lindsay me either
22:27 paul i take time and spell everything out
22:28 lindsay haha me too
22:28 lindsay except if its a long ass message and im running out of room
22:28 paul yeah
22:28 lindsay i never get any good texts anymore
22:28 lindsay i get chain letters
22:28 paul thats too bad
22:28 lindsay i just got one like, an hour ago
22:28 lindsay it was like
22:28 lindsay if i let you GRAB one part of my body what part would you grab???
22:28 lindsay like, WHAT?
22:29 lindsay why the hell would you send that to me?
22:29 lindsay geez
22:29 paul wow
22:29 paul thats... inappropriate
22:29 paul id probably stop being that persons friend if it happened to me :P
22:29 lindsay and akward
22:29 lindsay seriously, i get **** texts
22:30 paul yeah
22:30 paul i need a better social life - ive honestly gone days without a call
22:31 paul but theres a core group of friends ive had since high school
22:31 lindsay like i hear the 2 rings my phone does for a text and i get all heehee
22:31 lindsay and then its like... oh, that sucks
22:31 lindsay haha me too
22:31 paul yeah
22:32 paul getting all excited, then getting a chain text
22:32 paul is awful
22:32 lindsay and something like that
22:32 lindsay i mean
22:32 lindsay oh and i got one that was like
22:32 lindsay i want to get all hot and sweaty with you
22:32 lindsay lets go for a jog
22:32 lindsay -shakes head-
22:33 paul wow
22:34 lindsay i want to reply to them and be like
22:34 lindsay i'll grab your face, so i can beat you for sending me these texts
22:35 paul are these people your friends or what?
22:35 lindsay haha yes
22:35 lindsay like, best friends too
22:35 lindsay which makes it even more akward
22:36 paul hmm
22:36 lindsay but whatever
22:36 lindsay i'll live
22:36 lindsay lol
22:36 lindsay just wish i got cooler texts :'(
22:37 lindsay like a HEY LETS GO VANDALISE SOMETHING
22:37 lindsay that would be an awesome text
22:37 paul same here
22:38 lindsay im tempted to text myself that
22:38 paul hahaha
22:38 paul you can text yourself?
22:38 lindsay im about to find out
22:39 paul ah, thats funny
22:39 lindsay i sent it
22:40 lindsay HAHAHAH SUCCESS
22:40 lindsay i sent and recieved a text message to myself!
22:40 lindsay '1 New Message'
22:40 paul hahahaha
22:40 paul i did not know you could do that
22:40 lindsay 'From: -----
LETS GO VANDALIZE SOMETHING!
12:39am 6/3/08'
22:41 lindsay that's amazing
22:41 paul lol
22:42 paul im gona start texting myself things like "youre a fantastic person". its gonna get me through the day easier.
22:42 lindsay i wonder if i can reply...
22:42 paul (lol)
22:42 lindsay hahahaha
22:42 lindsay hopefully no one takes your phone sometime and reads it
22:42 lindsay be like... alrighty, pauls a creep
22:42 lindsay -walks away-
22:43 paul yeah, theyd think i had issues
22:43 paul but i wouldnt care because that person rarely texts me
22:44 paul unlike myself
22:44 lindsay exactly
22:44 lindsay brb
22:46 paul sure
22:50 lindsay kk
22:50 lindsay oh crap
22:50 lindsay brb
22:50 lindsay OK its all good
22:51 paul damn lindsay, quit texting yourself so much
22:51 lindsay so i heard snow patrol in the movie theatre today
22:51 paul awesome
22:51 lindsay and i just about peed my pants
22:51 lindsay hahaha i cant help it!
22:51 paul a little embarassing, but still awesome
22:51 lindsay if i dont, no one will!
22:52 paul hahaha
22:52 lindsay hahaha
22:52 paul did they just play it over the speakers before?
22:52 paul or was it in a soundtrack?
22:53 lindsay i dont know, it was playing during the annoying quiz thingeys
22:53 paul oh
22:53 paul thats awesome
22:53 paul i always rock out in public when i hear a jimmy song
22:53 paul and people stare
22:53 lindsay hahaha me too
22:54 lindsay i make an ass of myself
22:54 lindsay my cousin was so embarassed when last christmas came on in bath and body works
22:54 paul hahaha. the best was when they played "last christmas" at a department store where i used to work
22:54 paul it was the only christmas song i didnt get sick of
22:54 paul and they played the same hour-long playlist for a month
22:55 lindsay damn
22:55 paul yeah
22:55 paul if you remember any piece of advice i give you, make it "never work at a department store"
22:56 lindsay haha
22:56 paul you will grow to hate life quickly
22:56 lindsay i bet
22:57 paul but yeah
22:57 paul i always hear "the middle"
22:57 lindsay so i got bitten by a mosquito today while mowing the lawn
22:58 lindsay and im very unhappy
22:58 lindsay man, at least you hear songs, i NEVER hear jimmy songs
22:58 paul because mosquitoes are back?
22:58 lindsay well it itches :(
22:58 paul damn, i hope you dont get them as bad as they are here
22:58 lindsay oh we get em bad
22:59 paul yeah
22:59 paul one of the few downsides of summer
22:59 lindsay like i was at my brother's gf's house swimming
23:00 lindsay and the SECOND you came up from being underwater
23:00 lindsay you had at least 5 of them on you and 15 flying around you
23:00 lindsay it was horribl
23:00 lindsay e
23:00 paul yikes
23:00 lindsay it probably didnt help it was dusk and there was a pond nearby
23:00 lindsay lol
23:00 paul yeah, that could be it
23:01 paul to me, they come second to bees
23:01 paul but you know all about my phobia
23:01 lindsay hahaha
23:02 lindsay im telling you, the worst bug ever
23:02 lindsay EVER
23:02 lindsay is a spider
23:02 lindsay -shudders-
23:02 paul oh, youre one of THOSE people
23:02 lindsay and centipedes are pretty bad
23:02 lindsay centipedes may be worse than spiders
23:02 paul spiders and centipedes are harmless though
23:02 paul well, most of them i encounter
23:03 lindsay oh but they're SO gross
23:03 paul haha, they dont bug me at all
23:03 lindsay ick ick ick
23:04 paul but any situation where i spot a bee, i cant deal with it. i leave immediately.
23:04 lindsay one day
23:04 lindsay im going to send you a glass of grapejuice with a bunch of bees in it
23:04 paul i think i'd almost stop chatting with you
23:04 lindsay hahahaha
23:05 paul almost...
23:05 lindsay you'd try...
23:05 paul youre delving into the dark parts of my past
23:05 lindsay but the overwhelming NEED to talk to me will prevail
23:05 paul probably
23:05 paul but thered be some tough considering going on
23:05 paul thats like the deepest roots of my psychological pain
23:06 lindsay and it still makes me laugh
23:06 lindsay :)
23:06 paul youre kind of a twisted person...
23:07 lindsay yes
23:07 lindsay yes i am
23:07 paul but i suppose its funny to someone who hasnt seen the horrors ive seen
23:07 paul damn grape juice
23:07 lindsay like the dead fly? FLOATING
23:07 paul (shudder)
23:07 lindsay (lol)
23:08 paul i cant believe you almost woke your family up laughing at that
23:08 lindsay im glad i didnt
23:08 lindsay my mom would've killed me
23:08 lindsay i almost woke my mom up AGAIN tonight laughing at your expense with that pic i sent you
23:09 paul hahaha
23:09 lindsay haha i want to send you something
23:09 lindsay its this story/comic i made. it has JEW in it
23:10 lindsay but its like, about my cousin
23:10 paul sounds cool
23:10 lindsay there are 2 stories
23:10 lindsay and each story has a villian
23:10 lindsay i'll need to give you a little background info on the villians or it wont make sense
23:10 lindsay villian one is based off one of my friends
23:10 lindsay she was very... i need a boyfriend obsessed
23:10 lindsay and was always obsessing over EVERY TEENY detail about her physical appearance
23:10 lindsay all the time
23:10 lindsay drove us crazy
23:11 paul mmkay...
23:11 lindsay villian number two is again based off a friend
23:11 lindsay he had a huge crush on my cousin
23:11 lindsay and he's a creep
23:11 lindsay i dont know if you've ever watched my study hall posse video on youtube
23:11 lindsay but the guy in it is him
23:11 lindsay he's a creep
23:11 lindsay creepy looking
23:11 lindsay just a creep altoghether
23:11 paul i get the point
23:11 lindsay haha
23:12 lindsay k so
23:12 lindsay STORY ONE
23:12 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan.jpg
23:12 paul is it safe?
23:12 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan001.jpg
23:12 lindsay yes i swear
23:12 paul no morbidly obese women in bikinis?
23:12 lindsay hahaha
23:12 lindsay nope
23:12 paul im putting my trust in your hands
23:12 lindsay scouts honor
23:13 paul like a timid puppy
23:13 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan002.jpg
23:13 lindsay :D
23:13 paul here goes...
23:13 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan003.jpg
23:13 lindsay ok that's all of story one
23:14 lindsay story TWO
23:14 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan004.jpg
23:14 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan005.jpg
23:14 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan006.jpg
23:14 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan007.jpg
23:14 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan008.jpg
23:15 lindsay http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/lindseed/adventuresmegan009.jpg
23:15 lindsay ok
23:15 lindsay -phew-
23:15 lindsay me and my friends laughed our ASSES off at these
23:15 lindsay so did shmecks
23:15 lindsay haha you'll probably think its stupid
23:15 lindsay it probably is
23:15 lindsay -shrugs-
23:15 lindsay :P
23:16 paul hahahahaha
23:16 paul omg
23:16 paul just finished the first
23:16 paul batcave, jimmymobile
23:16 lindsay hahaha
23:16 lindsay the 2nd has the most jimmy in iy
23:17 lindsay and i apoligize, my handwriting isnt the best
23:17 paul you even had 'sweetness' in the background :)
23:17 paul and you have no idea how bad mine is
23:17 paul only i can read it
23:17 taylor hey gang!!
23:17 paul hey taylor
23:17 lindsay i think i look cute as a stick figure
23:17 paul yep
23:18 paul capes are a great look, too :P
23:18 lindsay :D
23:18 lindsay taylor... you need to read my stories
23:19 taylor I was...
23:19 paul scroll up a bit
23:19 paul and read the backstory
23:19 taylor X-D
23:19 lindsay haha
23:19 taylor quite interesting. which band member was the battering ram?
23:20 lindsay tom of course
23:20 lindsay didnt you see the little letters under em?
23:21 taylor nope. I like the ending...very raunchy
23:21 taylor /:)
23:21 lindsay hehehe
23:21 lindsay ;)
23:22 lindsay PAUL
23:22 paul (lol)
23:22 lindsay go to my profile and check out the song ;D
23:22 paul omg
23:23 paul "dude, this is intense. i'm sweating"
23:23 lindsay haha you liked?
23:23 paul that was hilarious
23:23 lindsay hahaha
23:23 lindsay i seriously cant read those stories without laughing
23:23 paul the ending was a little predictable ;)
23:23 taylor damn it, I wish I had time for a myspace.
23:24 paul youve got the summer...
23:24 lindsay haha
23:24 taylor ah, but you forget the parents.
23:24 lindsay i just found the orignals for those comics
23:24 lindsay ah the memories
23:24 paul when did you draw them?
23:25 lindsay like.... first semester
23:25 lindsay sometime last fall
23:25 taylor you know, I'm going to say...I think you're the most obsessed with jew. honestly.
23:25 paul yep. no other fan will come close
23:25 taylor totally no way.
23:25 lindsay you JUST now noticed?
23:25 lindsay oh man
23:25 taylor it just now REALLY clicked.
23:25 lindsay check this out
23:26 lindsay http://a360.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/l_33ff47020076486ac7ae1a035691d05f.jpg
23:26 taylor we must worship you as the one true Vessel from our gods in arizona.
23:26 paul that's the famed jimmy wall?
23:26 taylor my parents stopped my jew funding.
23:27 lindsay yep
23:27 lindsay its bigger now
23:27 lindsay that pic's a bit dated
23:27 paul neat
23:27 taylor I've spent more money on them than anything elses.
23:27 taylor *else
23:27 paul i should have bought a record and have jim sign it when i had the chance last summer
23:27 lindsay paul did you listen to my profile song yet?
23:27 paul oh, right!
23:27 lindsay or do i need to send you threatening emails?
23:27 taylor HE SIGNED ALL OF MINE!!!!
23:27 lindsay :P
23:28 paul ok, listening
23:28 lindsay Profile Views:
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23:28 lindsay ZOMG!
23:28 taylor that was definitely my giddiest moment ever.
23:28 paul i know
23:28 paul i was absolutely shaking talking to him after a show
23:28 paul this was before i became a boardie
23:28 lindsay me too
23:28 lindsay me too
23:29 paul i got him to sign my bleed american disc, but thats hard to frame or do something cool with
23:29 taylor I almost passed out. 3/4's from excitement, the other fourth, I was sick.
23:29 taylor he signed my jacket, too.
23:29 paul hahaha, you really passed out?
23:29 taylor *big, dorky grin*
23:29 taylor almost.
23:30 taylor I was definitely woozy and sort of shocked.
23:30 paul true. the three hour car ride home went so fast after that show. that easily made my year. life, perhaps
23:30 lindsay im still giddy over the fact that he had his arm around me
23:30 lindsay -dies-
23:30 taylor I stood and gawked for a few seconds, and he stared at me like I was insane.
23:30 taylor yea, MY FRIEND JUMPED IN BETWEEN US! and she didn't even ****ing know him!
23:30 lindsay hahahahahahah
23:30 taylor *****.
23:31 paul damn, im surprised you didnt knock her out
23:31 lindsay :O
23:31 lindsay i'd of been like
23:31 lindsay ***** OUTTA MY WAY -slap=
23:31 taylor I squealed after I realized it was actually him.
23:31 taylor well, I did't want to freak him out even MORE.
23:31 paul hahaha
23:31 taylor I meand, jeez. I SQUEALED at him.
23:31 paul there were a few other fans with me
23:31 paul lol
23:32 taylor he asked me for directions though.
23:32 lindsay my brother told him i have 100 pictures of him on my wall
23:32 lindsay so y'all can shut up about embarassment
23:32 taylor I couldn't answer him.
23:32 paul but we all just talked. about things like other cities, venues, video games, ping pong etc.
23:32 taylor HAHAHA!
23:32 taylor that's embarassing.
23:32 paul im pretty sure she's glad her brother said that
23:32 lindsay ya think??
23:32 taylor true.
23:32 lindsay i wanted to kill him
23:32 lindsay jim looked shocked
23:33 taylor meh.
23:33 taylor he knows his own beauty.
23:33 paul i thought you always wanted him to know how much he means to you
23:33 lindsay mmm
23:33 paul yeah, its a little embarassing
23:33 lindsay i'd already confessed my love to him online several times
23:33 taylor maybe in more than a physical sense?
23:34 paul hahaha. did you scare him away from the chat?
23:34 taylor so it was YOU.
23:34 lindsay hahahaha
23:34 lindsay i wondered why he hadn't been in since december...
23:34 lindsay :P
23:34 paul "stop" is good. funny how these b-sides dont make the album
23:35 taylor way to go. ruin it for the rest of us.
23:35 paul not as big of a tragedy as "open bar reception" and "be sensible" missing the cut, though
23:35 lindsay it will grow on you even more than it is now
23:35 paul yeah, im sure it will
23:36 taylor what is this you're listening to?
23:36 lindsay it will grow on you like an evil fungus over the next few days so much more than be sensible
23:36 taylor eww.
23:36 paul im no stranger to evil fungi :P
23:36 taylor never mind.
23:36 taylor ...
23:36 paul lol
23:37 lindsay haha
23:37 taylor you grow your own 'shrooms then, do you?
23:37 paul yeah. on my shoes
23:37 taylor ahh. yes. lack of socks will take care of that in no time.
23:37 lindsay -cough-
23:37 paul hahaha
23:37 lindsay i miss socks!
23:37 lindsay where is she?
23:38 paul socks
23:38 paul hahahahaha
23:38 paul im gonna call her that
23:38 paul brilliant
23:38 lindsay lol
23:38 taylor how did we gow from jim obsessions to socks?
23:38 taylor *go
23:38 paul you have no idea how quickly topics can go bad
23:38 lindsay that poem she wrote for the chatroom
23:38 lindsay made me laugh so freaking hard
23:38 paul in here
23:39 paul oh yeah, i know
23:40 paul i wonder where she is...
23:40 paul not like her to miss chat...
23:41 lindsay she had a rough night last night
23:41 lindsay i dont know if she told you why
23:41 lindsay but it was pretty bad
23:41 paul yeah, she did tell me
23:41 lindsay unh7
23:41 lindsay [;pirym
23:41 lindsay kiy[p,yd4[
23:41 lindsay 6'
23:41 lindsay oky r
23:41 lindsay c.v[
23:41 paul im surpirsed she was on
23:41 taylor what the hell was that?
23:42 taylor russian?
23:42 paul i think she was quoting heather
23:42 lindsay my dad has problems is all
23:42 paul she was pretty frustrated
23:42 lindsay nope
23:42 taylor mkay.
23:42 lindsay that was my dad
23:42 paul lol
23:42 lindsay i bet he's not done either
23:42 lindsay he'll be back to torment me further
23:43 paul thank him for making you watch 'indiana jones'
23:43 lindsay lol, we were at dairy queen the other day
23:43 taylor mmmm...
23:43 lindsay and i remembered that story you told me about that blizzard you made
23:43 taylor carmel dipped cones...
23:43 lindsay and i told him about it, and he was disgusted
23:44 lindsay but he laughed his ass off
23:44 paul hahaha
23:44 paul hahahahaha
23:44 paul thats awesome
23:44 paul yes, the 'cheeseburger blizzard' was one of mankind's worst inventions
23:44 paul truly
23:44 lindsay -gags-
23:45 lindsay please tell me it didnt have like, ketchup in there too
23:45 paul oh, it had everything
23:45 paul pickles
23:45 lindsay oh god
23:45 paul ketchup
23:45 lindsay i would have tasted it out of curiosity, but regrettd it later
23:45 taylor I just lost the mountain dew I drank.
23:46 taylor that is truely, undoubtedly, the most revolting thing I've ever heard of. cheeseburger and icecream. two things I can't stand.
23:46 paul thats the approach i took
23:46 paul yeah, it was a horrible mix
23:46 paul but it had to be done
23:47 lindsay hahaha definatelly
23:47 paul and dont worry, we cleaned the mixer before the next customer came
23:47 taylor no, no it did not. there was no necessity.
23:47 paul you miss all the shots you dont take, taylor
23:47 lindsay PAUL WHERE ARE YOU -fustrated-
23:47 taylor I quote dr cox now, 'good god, I'm gavomitting!'
23:48 paul lol
23:48 paul i love scrubs
23:48 taylor this is one I'm glad to not take.
23:48 paul where am i?
23:48 taylor other than that, I'm extremely impulsive for that reason.
23:48 taylor paully watchers.
23:48 taylor the new hit kiddie book.
23:48 paul what choo talkin bout lindsay?
23:49 lindsay :x
23:49 paul really, i dont understand
23:49 paul whats going on?
23:50 lindsay HAHAHAHA
23:50 lindsay oh my god
23:50 lindsay i love me
23:50 taylor wow.
23:50 taylor megalomaniac at all?
23:50 lindsay paul, go look at my profile.... and everything will become clear
23:51 lindsay but you may have to look for it
23:51 lindsay ITS NOT OBVIOUS
23:51 paul you.... bought me?
23:52 lindsay >:)
23:52 paul is that not it?
23:53 lindsay oh it was
23:53 lindsay but the status was the best part
23:53 paul WHAT THE HELL....
23:53 paul that is a LIE
23:53 lindsay HAHAHA
23:54 paul i do NOT love morbidly obese women in bikinis...
23:54 paul and i think im worth more than $550
23:54 taylor how about 80-year-olds?
23:54 lindsay im worth like, 10000
23:54 paul oh god
23:54 lindsay sa WISH
23:55 paul can i buy myself back and clear my name?
23:55 lindsay ok paul
23:55 lindsay what would be worse than
23:55 lindsay a fling with a morbidly obese woman, or a fling with another man?
23:55 lindsay :O
23:55 lindsay nope
23:55 lindsay you cant buy yourself
23:55 paul ummm
23:55 paul ... morbidly obese woman
23:56 paul unless that man was....
23:56 lindsay haha
23:56 taylor really? are you guys that bad?
23:56 lindsay HARRISON FORD
