Jimmy Eat World LP’s Chat Logs

February 25th, 2008 View February’s Logs

13:44 whaleparty noone is ever here! :[

13:45 whaleparty booooooooo

13:45 whaleparty hello to whoever reads this

13:45 whaleparty doo dee doo

13:45 whaleparty ok im off

13:45 whaleparty im actually talking to nobody..

14:08 Nadia heey

15:05 lindsay im trying to make a calendar

15:05 lindsay but noooooooo

18:57 Stephie hey

21:13 Brian CHAT IS NOT EMPTY!

21:14 lindsay haha

21:15 lindsay so what's going on?

21:15 Brian Nothing. I am bored

21:16 Brian My girlfriend is at school and I am here pretending that I know how to play guitar

21:16 lindsay haha

21:16 lindsay that is way too confusing of an instrument for me

21:17 Brian I just need to practice more. I am a really bad student

21:18 lindsay i know how that goes

21:18 lindsay im terrible when it comes to practicing

21:18 Brian Do you play any instruments?

21:18 lindsay yah

21:18 lindsay the piano

21:19 lindsay and i'd be 10 times better than i am now if i actually practiced

21:19 Brian Same with me and guitar. I just usually **** around and make funny noises when I play.

21:20 lindsay i just hate playing all the lesson music

21:20 lindsay so i just dont lol

21:20 Brian Play Beatles music instead. Most of their songs translate well to piano even if they weren't written in piano

21:21 lindsay i actually think i may have a beatles book somewhere

21:21 lindsay i know my mom has a carpenters book

21:21 lindsay lol

21:22 Brian I have a beatles book for guitar. Some songs are hella easy and boring and others are way hard with hella chords.

21:22 lindsay yup, tis confirmed, i do have a beatles book

21:22 lindsay i also have a huge disney book

21:22 lindsay so much fun to play

21:24 Brian Is it songs from all the movies or something?

21:25 JOYCE hi lindsay.

21:26 JOYCE hi brian.

21:26 Brian hello Joyce

21:26 Brian I bought my girlfriend a bracelet from Tiffany's.

21:26 JOYCE nice!

21:26 JOYCE which one?

21:26 Brian http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=GRP01430&mcat=148204&cid=287458&search_params=s+5-p+1-c+287458-r+101323338-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+

21:27 JOYCE occasion?

21:27 Brian No real occasion.

21:28 Brian Sort of like a "I won't spend thousands on an engagement ring, but this 200 dollar bracelet should do for now"

21:29 lindsay ...stupid volume control

21:29 JOYCE ha.

21:29 lindsay hey joyce

21:29 JOYCE good call.

21:30 Brian I know she will like it because she kind of picked it out.

21:34 JOYCE how long have you two been together?

21:34 Brian It will be 3 years in April. eek!

21:34 JOYCE nice!

21:35 JOYCE itll be 4 for me in march.

21:35 Brian Is there a ring in the future?

21:36 Brian or are you suspecting one?

21:36 JOYCE not really.

21:36 JOYCE im not a "big ring" kinda girl.

21:36 JOYCE we both know we are gonna be together.

21:37 JOYCE there really isnt a rush.

21:37 Brian That is cool.

21:37 JOYCE funny though, because now im looking at wedding bands on tiffany.

21:37 JOYCE and he just sat next to me. ha.

21:37 Brian I was doing that too.

21:37 Brian but my girlfriend isn't home, so I can't get caught.

21:37 JOYCE nice.

21:37 JOYCE i would just want a plain platinum band.

21:38 JOYCE actually, no wait...i lied.

21:38 JOYCE i told him a while ago that i wanted a cartier love ring.

21:38 JOYCE ha...and i just said im not a "big ring" kinda girl.

21:38 JOYCE it isnt flashy or anything.

21:39 Brian I don't know what a cartier love ring is.

21:39 Brian I am looking it up now

21:40 Brian Ok, I see now

21:41 Brian I told my girlfriend that I would have an engineering metal like tungsten steel for a wedding band so it won't ever get scratched.

21:42 JOYCE i would want something engraved on the inside of the band.

21:46 lindsay im eating a toaster strudel, and enjoying it

21:47 Brian I ate a healthy dinner tonight and all I got out of it was being hungry after I was done eating.

21:47 lindsay i had a bacon mayo cheese sandwich earlier

21:47 lindsay and it completely satisfied me lol

21:48 Brian that sounds nasty

21:48 BleedCanadian HOLY **** HI GUYS!

21:48 JOYCE im eating noodle soup.

21:48 lindsay oh it was delicious

21:48 JOYCE tis yummy.

21:48 Brian you destroyed the wonderful bacon with mayo

21:48 lindsay haha

21:48 JOYCE im not a fan of mayo.

21:48 BleedCanadian sups?

21:48 lindsay mayo is wonderous

21:48 JOYCE hi canadian.

21:48 lindsay ....i know your name... you told me it waay back when in chat

21:48 lindsay but i cant remember

21:48 Brian I didn't know they had internet in canada

21:48 lindsay i fail

21:48 JOYCE my name is joyce.

21:49 lindsay haha

21:49 BleedCanadian my name is Matt

21:49 JOYCE hi matt.

21:50 BleedCanadian Whats Up

21:50 lindsay not much

21:50 Brian Is BleedCanadian your messageboard name?

21:51 BleedCanadian does anyone know if Styrofoam is going to release that single with jim becasue i want it

21:51 lindsay i think its going to be on a CD

21:51 BleedCanadian no my screenname is Sweetness1001

21:51 BleedCanadian kkk

21:51 kyle meh

21:51 JOYCE hi kyle.

21:52 Brian KYLE LOVES HAIRY WOMEN

21:52 BleedCanadian soup

21:52 kyle 'lo joyce

21:52 kyle f you brian

21:52 BleedCanadian lololo]

21:52 JOYCE you still ill?

21:52 lindsay i think he's just gay

21:52 Brian I hope he isn't sick still.

21:52 kyle it's been reduced to just a mild cold now, and getting better every day.

21:53 JOYCE good good.

21:53 kyle but my sinuses are still somewhat stopped up.

21:53 kyle other than that though, i'm a lot better

21:53 Brian That is the death that was going around my work.

21:53 Brian It seemed like my whole department got it except me.

21:54 JOYCE yeah, my co-workers have been sick.

21:54 JOYCE not me.

21:54 JOYCE not yet.

21:54 JOYCE hope not.

21:55 lindsay i've been sick today, but i think its just allergies

22:00 lindsay i think i killed it :(

22:00 Brian chaticide!

22:00 kyle boo

22:00 Brian I fired two big ass rocket motors at work today

22:00 JOYCE i laughed at a doctor today at work.

22:01 Brian why is that?

22:02 JOYCE we had paged him 20 minutes before we needed him.

22:02 JOYCE no answer.

22:02 JOYCE paged him 10 minutes before we needed him.

22:02 JOYCE he calls and another nurse answers the phone.

22:03 JOYCE she gets off the phone and says "he says we caught him in the shower".

22:03 JOYCE and i was thinking "WHAT THE HELL? he is in the shower and needs to be here in 10 minutes?"

22:04 JOYCE so i decided to call him on his cell and said "did you really just get out of the shower?"

22:04 JOYCE and he said that the first time we paged, he was in the shower.

22:04 JOYCE but now he was in his car about 5 minutes away from the hospital.

22:05 JOYCE so he arrives, blahblahblah...

22:05 JOYCE i was in another room.

22:05 JOYCE he was in the other room with another nurse, dave.

22:05 JOYCE i walked in there and dave says "dr. f said something about you"

22:05 JOYCE me: about me?

22:06 JOYCE dave: yeah,i asked him if you caught him the shower...and he responded "she wishes".

22:06 JOYCE i laughed the loudest laugh ever.

22:06 lindsay hahaha

22:07 JOYCE after i laughed, i thought maybe i laughed too hard. perhaps i bruised his ego?

22:07 lindsay lol

22:07 Brian Well, he is a doctor...

22:07 JOYCE but i need to get in his will, he has the most awesome house on the beach in la jolla.

22:07 Brian Is that why he was late?

22:08 JOYCE well, he was only about 4 minutes late.

22:08 JOYCE he is 68 or something.

22:08 JOYCE i do love him though. he is a great doctor.

22:08 Brian 68 and he isn't retired?

22:09 JOYCE nope...he loves what he does....a little too much.

22:09 JOYCE which i guess is good for his patients.

22:09 lindsay elderly people with a sense of humor... that rocks

22:09 JOYCE he works too much.

22:09 Brian at my work it seems like the old guys work the most hours.

22:11 Brian I think kyle is playing with himself

22:11 JOYCE he is.

22:11 lindsay most likely

22:11 JOYCE his webcam is on.

22:11 lindsay :O

22:11 Brian link?

22:12 lindsay hahaha

22:12 JOYCE www.kylecam.com

22:12 JOYCE no wait...

22:12 JOYCE www.kylecamxxx.com

22:13 Brian I must not have the secret password. I can't get in.

22:13 lindsay its ******

22:13 lindsay trust me

22:13 Brian between webcams and drug mp3s, I need to stay away from kyle

22:13 Brian he is a bad seed

22:15 lindsay i dont know, those drug mp3s were pretty awesome

22:16 Brian I hate watching live videos on youtube where people are singing over the music.

22:16 lindsay i hate the mp3 recordings

22:16 Brian I don't blame the people singing either. I blame the person who posted the video knowing that people were singing all around them.

22:17 kyle sorry, i'm back now

22:17 lindsay we all know what you were doing

22:17 Brian was it good?

22:17 Brian did you try the stranger this time?

22:17 JOYCE ha.

22:18 kyle omg, the mp3s.....there's this one on the website that is called "hand of god" and it costs $200

22:18 lindsay i downloaded it

22:18 kyle and i got a bootlog copy of it today

22:18 lindsay illegally

22:18 lindsay for free

22:18 kyle you got hand of god?

22:18 lindsay yup

22:18 lindsay and a bunch of others

22:18 kyle did you do it yet?

22:18 lindsay lucid dream

22:18 lindsay quick happiness

22:18 lindsay peyote

22:18 lindsay no

22:18 lindsay i was going to do lucid dream tonight

22:19 kyle holy crap, hand of god is the most intense thing ever.

22:19 Brian What is hand gf god supposed to be?

22:19 lindsay i was planning on doing hand of god in a couple days

22:19 lindsay good reaction? what happened?

22:19 kyle it's crazy

22:19 kyle i passed out at the end of it

22:19 lindsay that is awesome!

22:19 kyle it was crazy

22:19 kyle it messed me up

22:19 lindsay have you done anesthesia yet?

22:19 kyle and i was reallllly tired for a couple hours after

22:20 kyle no

22:20 lindsay you should

22:20 lindsay its really good

22:20 kyle what site did you get most of yours from?

22:20 lindsay both my arms went numb, and i felt like i was floating in another demension

22:20 lindsay dimension

22:20 lindsay whatever

22:20 lindsay limewire

22:20 kyle ahhh

22:20 kyle lol

22:20 Brian Limewire will kill your computer

22:20 kyle i have a mac...wont kill me

22:20 lindsay most likely

22:21 lindsay marijuana had no effect on me

22:21 kyle oh, i did ecstasy last night

22:21 lindsay get results?

22:22 kyle yeah, some

22:22 JOYCE drugs, blah...

22:22 kyle i feel like a horrible person

22:22 lindsay you should

22:22 lindsay you're an audio drug dealer

22:23 lindsay but its all good

22:23 lindsay i can live with that

22:23 kyle no joyce, not drugs. binural sounds that alter your brain waves and make your body/mind have the effects of said drugs

22:23 JOYCE interesting.

22:23 Brian Sounds like a corporate conspiracy

22:23 kyle haha

22:23 lindsay kyle have you done a-bomb?

22:24 kyle no

22:24 kyle not yet, that is

22:24 kyle (pirate)

22:24 lindsay that one is supposed to be like, amazing

22:24 lindsay but im most excited for lucid dream

22:24 kyle haha

22:24 Brian Are the sounds set to simulate the length of the high for each drug?

22:24 lindsay but im having a bit of a conflict

22:25 lindsay on school nights, i need to take PM pills to sleep

22:25 kyle i'm not sure...they do vary in length though.

22:25 lindsay and i wonder if that will affect the waves

22:25 lindsay or the effect

22:26 kyle wonder where charles has been lately....probably off somewhere giving *******s for crack or something.

22:26 Brian Charles doesn't smoke crack.

22:26 Brian Just weed

22:26 Brian And nobody gives head for weed.

22:26 lindsay kyle would know

22:27 kyle no, actually, but brian dies seem AWFULLY knowledgable....

22:27 Brian that is because I am seasoned. You have to know the game to survive in it.

22:27 JOYCE im watching dvr'ed "the moment of truth".

22:27 lindsay brian dies... i dont know what is wrong with me, everything is making me laugh

22:27 JOYCE this show is awesome.

22:27 kyle you've tried to take **** for weed, is that what you're saying brian?

22:28 Brian that moment of truth is awesome.

22:28 Brian Joyce, do you watch American Idol?

22:28 JOYCE nope.

22:28 Brian I feel like I am the only one

22:28 JOYCE ha.

22:28 Brian damn, I am!

22:28 JOYCE HA!

22:28 Brian What about big brother?

22:28 JOYCE im not much into singing.

22:28 JOYCE no.

22:28 JOYCE i practically watch every other reality show though.

22:28 Brian See, those are the only two I watch

22:29 JOYCE oh.

22:29 lindsay itunes on shuffle... kyle, your song played, and then the safety dance... connection? :P

22:29 Brian Well, the only season long contest ones.

22:29 JOYCE biggest loser?

22:29 Brian Nope.

22:29 kyle haha

22:29 JOYCE i watched the first season of survivor.

22:29 JOYCE but none after that.

22:31 lindsay kyle, your lack of thread upkeep is completely uncalled for

22:31 JOYCE you take more pictures of yourself than i do.

22:31 JOYCE and i take a lot of pictures of myself.

22:32 JOYCE well, i used to.

22:32 lindsay haha

22:32 lindsay i think kyle takes more pictures of himself then i take of my dog

22:32 kyle sorry

22:32 kyle i've been realllly busy

22:32 lindsay and i capture damn near everything she does

22:32 lindsay im sick of your excuses

22:32 Brian How long does it take to take pictures of yourself with a webcam

22:32 Brian ?

22:32 kyle i'm in college full time, and i've already worked 10 hours this week already, on top of my schoolwork

22:33 JOYCE not long.

22:33 lindsay exactely

22:33 JOYCE youve worked more hours than me this week.

22:33 lindsay you're just a slacker is all

22:34 kyle fine!

22:34 Brian I went to school full time and had hella free time.

22:34 JOYCE me too!

22:35 JOYCE brian, you just could have told me about the post.

22:35 JOYCE ha.

22:35 JOYCE but thanks!

22:35 Brian oh yeah

22:35 Brian I like hitting the report button

22:36 JOYCE ha.

22:36 Brian plus being an engineer I have to follow the proper procedures of reporting a spam post.

22:36 kyle i also like reporting...i just write "spam." on every single one i report haha.

22:36 lindsay me too

22:36 lindsay lol

22:37 Brian why is steve posting but not in chat?

22:37 JOYCE charles, too.

22:37 Brian slackers!

22:37 JOYCE yup.

22:37 lindsay busy making lampshades out of people?

22:37 JOYCE im tired.

22:37 kyle maybe steve is the one giving *******s for crack

22:38 kyle hope you're happy lindsay, i posted

22:38 lindsay :D yes

22:38 lindsay yes i am

22:38 Brian Do any of you have math homework to do? I am going back to school in the fall and I need to stay sharp in math

22:39 kyle no math for me...i'm done with that crap

22:39 lindsay me, but i doubt anything im learning could help you lol

22:39 JOYCE no more homework for me!

22:39 Brian Damn you all!

22:40 Brian mostly kyle for quitting on math

22:40 kyle haha

22:40 kyle hey now

22:40 JOYCE last math i had was calc in college.

22:40 kyle i'm a a/v tech...

22:40 kyle not an engineer

22:40 JOYCE i got an A!

22:40 lindsay im learning how to use a ruler

22:40 kyle i'm a sound guy, not a mathematician.

22:40 Brian yay joyce!

22:41 JOYCE im asian...what do you expect?

22:41 Brian True.

22:41 JOYCE but based on that, i should be a doctor.

22:41 kyle good point.

22:41 JOYCE or engineer.

22:41 Brian There was an 11 year old asian kid in my Calc 2 and Calc 3 class.

22:41 kyle or communist

22:42 JOYCE or own a laundramat.

22:42 Brian oh man!

22:42 kyle i was thinking of re-registering to vote under the communist party of america...it'd be a fun thing to tell random people.

22:43 lindsay you should become a reverend online

22:43 JOYCE brian, did you watch "moment of truth" tonite?

22:43 lindsay thats what my brother did

22:43 Brian Ah ****! I meant to watch that one Joyce

22:43 JOYCE this one is good!!!

22:43 Brian That was the one where the girl says she would leave her husband right?

22:43 kyle well everyone, it's time for me to go to sleep.

22:43 JOYCE this lady's marriage is going to hell!

22:43 JOYCE goodnite kyle.

22:44 kyle g'night joyce, lindsay, brian.

22:44 lindsay see ya kyle

22:44 JOYCE or if she has had sexual relations with someone other than her husband.

22:44 Brian adios

22:44 Brian Is it still on?

22:44 JOYCE and if he was in love with her former boyfriend of her wedding day.

22:44 JOYCE no...dvr.

22:44 JOYCE good ol dvr.

22:44 JOYCE OH SNAP!

22:44 JOYCE she said "yes" to being in love with ex on wedding day.

22:45 JOYCE and she was telling the truth.

22:45 Brian oh my god!

22:45 Brian How much money is she going to get?

22:46 JOYCE poor husband.

22:46 JOYCE she is about to answer question #15...for $100K.

22:46 JOYCE question #15 is gonna be asked by her ex-boyfriend!

22:46 lindsay im finding this conversation to be very amusing lol

22:46 JOYCE this show is effed!

22:46 Brian He needs to wait until she gets her winnings and then divorce her.

22:46 JOYCE seriously!

22:47 JOYCE poor husband.

22:47 JOYCE i feel bad for him...getting humilated on tv like this.

22:47 Brian just because he married a ho too

22:47 JOYCE #15 : if ex wanted to get back together, would you leave your husband?

22:47 JOYCE mind you...her ex is asking her the question.

22:48 JOYCE well, yeah...that too.

22:48 Brian she is so going to say yes

22:48 JOYCE he head is in her hands.

22:48 JOYCE her

22:48 JOYCE damn!

22:49 JOYCE her sister, a guest, hit the button so she wouldnt have to answer it.

22:49 JOYCE the audience is booing!

22:49 Brian oh man! stupid sister

22:50 JOYCE but the replacement question should be worse.

22:50 Brian yeah

22:50 Brian hopefully

22:50 JOYCE aw man! "do you believe im the man you should be married to?"

22:50 JOYCE asked by her ex.

22:50 JOYCE SHE SAID YES.

22:50 lindsay ouch

22:51 JOYCE answer is....

22:51 JOYCE true.

22:51 JOYCE awman!

22:51 Brian what a *****!

22:51 JOYCE well, she has $100K now.

22:51 Brian wait, is ***** bleeped?

22:51 lindsay yah

22:51 Brian damn!

22:51 Brian s k a n k

22:51 lindsay so is she like, hooked up to a lie detector?

22:51 lindsay i cant say i understand this game

22:52 Brian they ask questions before they are on the show and are asked the questions again on the air

22:52 Brian the first round is with a lie detector

22:53 JOYCE 3 more questions and she gets $200K.

22:53 JOYCE her parents are telling her to keep going.

22:53 JOYCE ooh #16...

22:54 Brian I don't think anyone has gone that far before

22:54 JOYCE "since youve been married, have your had sexual relations with anyone other than your husband?"

22:54 lindsay oh man

22:54 JOYCE i havent seen anyone go past $100K.

22:54 JOYCE SHE SAID YES.

22:54 JOYCE what a ****.

22:54 lindsay :O

22:54 JOYCE the answer is true.

22:54 JOYCE i feel so bad for her husband.

22:55 lindsay is he on the show as well, like does the camera go in on him at all?

22:55 JOYCE #17..."do you think you're a good person?"

22:55 JOYCE yes.

22:55 lindsay i bet thats not fun :(

22:55 JOYCE OH ****!!!!!

22:55 JOYCE she said "yes".

22:55 Brian oh my god

22:56 JOYCE and it came up as false.

22:56 Brian this is crazy

22:56 JOYCE the money is gone!!!!!

22:56 Brian And so is her life!

22:56 JOYCE lindsay, they have people that they bring on the show.

22:56 JOYCE she brought her parents, siblings, and husband.

22:57 JOYCE my boyfriend is calling her a dirty *****.

22:57 JOYCE HA.

22:57 lindsay man, she not only ****ed up her marriage

22:57 lindsay but now she has no money

22:57 lindsay ha

22:57 JOYCE yup.

22:57 JOYCE serves her right.

22:57 lindsay that it does

22:57 lindsay i feel really bad for the husband

22:58 JOYCE but that sucks for the husband, because he could have had 1/2 the money.

22:58 JOYCE you know, if they get divorced.

22:58 JOYCE what am i saying IF?

22:58 Brian I don't think they would let me on that show. I don't really have anything to hide

22:58 Brian They are definitely getting a divorce

22:59 lindsay alrighty

22:59 lindsay well i have school tomorrow

22:59 lindsay -shudder-

22:59 JOYCE have fun.

22:59 lindsay so i'll talk to you guys later

22:59 JOYCE im off tomorrow.

22:59 JOYCE woo!

23:00 lindsay 'night :)

23:00 Brian I have to get going to. I need to make my lunch and then go to bed.

23:00 Brian I am being the quitter tonight

23:00 JOYCE me three.

23:00 JOYCE im out.

23:00 Brian adios

23:00 JOYCE later!